A Sepet Clown at the service of the society.......

2008 - Doggie Style

2008-01-27T00:33:00.000+08:00

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the first guy.

"Well, not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it," replied his friend.

"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" asked the first guy.

"Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg; then she rolls over and plays dead."

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well yo people.. tetibe terase nak tulis sesikit kat blog ni.. dah lame tak ngarang...life quite hectic siot..sampai aku dah blank hingga tak tau nak buat ape skrang.. so dok blur n tak produktif sejak kebelakangan.. ibarat ilang the modjo kick.. muahahah

sebab itulaaaa.. kite perlu merujuk kepada yg maha Esa dan Maha berkuasa... untuk mencari ketenangan dan kekuatan.. penting betul.. dah tue tue camni baru prasan..

disewaktu kesusahan laa kit eperlu merujuk kepada Nya ..

mmg amat penting ...

hmmm.. post yg ni dulu laaa.. nanti aku sambung lagi.. tgk tu.. dah tokleh konsentret to blogg... korang pon nampak kan? hahahahahaah

cuci sawang n sampah sarap kat blog ini hahaah

2007-07-24T02:50:00.001+08:00

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel you have on."After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. Confused but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps herself back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.When she returns to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?""It was Bob the next-door neighbor," she replies."Great," the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your stakeholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

WAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

oklaaa..aku akan start blog slow slow.. heheeheh..so start slow slow ngna joke ini

How To Be A Better Couple 10 steps to enjoying each other better...

2007-02-27T14:13:00.000+08:00

1. Be realistic about each other. Don't try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials ! or treat ments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.

2. Always talk things out. Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.

3. Do stuff together . Make an effort to do things together. Do some sports or involve urselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccor with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if ur gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for "that sort of activities" instead. If u're spending more time with ur friends rather than with ur partner, it's a warning sign that u're drifting apart!!!

4. Meet each other halfway. If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the "The_Rock" print, u shouldn't kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep ur room tidy. There's gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway.

5.Show ur love Buy her flowers or candy or perfume everynow and then, even if u have been together for 5years. It's wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine's Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can't wear ( like for decoration purposes \u003d> ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while."

6. Respect each other. Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask urself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other's feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times.

7. Bury the past. Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don't bring up the happy things about u and ur ex to ur guy, it would jus make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don't talk about the happy times that u had with ur ex or mention about her in ur every other sentence as it would make ur gal feel un-happy and she might think that u saying all this b'cos u are gonna get back with ur ex or not interested in her anymore. < /P>

8. Sit on ur jealousy. All of us go thru' spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don't translate that insecurity into jealousy. If u're gonna go through ur partner's mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru' the relationship before finally killing it. Trust ur partner; love has to have trust in it.

9. Keep ur commitments to each other. If ur partner is standing u up all the time and cancelling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If u're in a relationship, make ur partner ur priority and don't disappoint them if u can help it. It's really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don't make promises u can't keep. If ur partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may jus lose him/her.

10. Be honest. Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say "be honest", we mean expressing ur feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When u're hurt, say so, and when u're angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can't be honest with ur partner, who can u be honest with? æ Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where no honesty exists probabl! y isn't worth it!

Yeehaa.. Rugby 6 NAtions 2007

2007-02-12T01:28:00.000+08:00

Yeehaaa..

FRANCE menewaskan Ireland 20-17!!! try last minit by Stade Toulousain nye winger Vincent clerc...

ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!!

Sex Contest

There were two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they were in a bar arguing over which of them could have sex the most times in one night. They decided to settle the issue by going to the local brothel for the evening. So they got to the brothel, paired off with a couple of ladies, and went to their respective rooms. The white guy energetically had sex with his escort and reaching up with a pencil, marked a line on the wall. Then he fell asleep. He woke up in a couple of hours and had sex again, albeit a little less enthusiastically. Again, he reached back and marked a line on the wall. And again, he fell asleep. He woke up again in a couple of hours and lethargically had sex again. He drowsily marked a third line on the wall and fell asleep for the rest of the night. The next morning, the black guy barged into the white guy's room to see how he did. He took one look at the wall and exclaimed, "A hundred and eleven? Ah man!!! You beat me by three!"

... out of gaz ...

2007-02-07T16:58:00.000+08:00

i m really in a bad shape ... out of gaz ...

n asyik tak sedap ati..tak penah canni...

Ya Allah..lindungilah hamba mu ini yg kerdil dan lemah ini

2007-02-05T03:40:00.000+08:00

Akum semue,

Buat pertama kali seumur hidupku, hatiku resah dan tidak tenang... angkara teringat ex ku.. jadi terlampau risau n tidak senang hati.. seperti dibuat orang..

Buat pertama, aku seorang yg sgt penyimpan rahsia..bercerite segalanyaa dgn bonda dan ayahanda ku yg tersayang... ku luahkan perasaan dan kisah idopku dgn ex ku dulu..

alhamdulillah, ayah dan bonda memahami ku dan menyayangiku.. nasihatnyaa.. "kuatkan diri mu wahaai anakku...lawan perasaan mu... dan ingatlah serta pohon doa dari Yang Maha BErkuasa dan Menyayangi..

Telah sekian lama tidak ku membaca Surah Yasin.... kembali tenang sedikit jiwaku.. Ya Allah Tolnglahh hambamu yg sgt kerdil ini dan yg telah bnyk berdosa... tenagkanlaa jiwa hambamu ini.

Mengharap agar jiwaku tenang.. kerana jam 2.30 ptg nanti.. aku dgn adam akan membentangkan penyelesaian suatu projek yg bakal mengubah masa depan kami dan insya Allah dpt berbakti kepada umat Islam kembali.. Amin.

Terima kasih rakan rakan ku Adam, Syed, Razali, Fahmi, Azuddin, Zul dan Lameen...

abisss.. apa dah jadi wahai katak

2007-01-30T01:37:00.000+08:00

huloss.. cam biasa di waktu malam ini, tgh buat keje sambil dok tgk citer drama melayu "ISTERIKU BOSSKU" ...wakkakakaak ni dah kene penyakit chics.. tgk citer melayu..oklaa, kire nasionalisma ni.. uuhuhuh

tapi masalahnye bile di tgh malam ni mesti berangan pasal kete.. kali ni plak angan mat jenis adalah KETE bernama VolksWagen Touareg.. wakakakakak .. mari mari sila lihat..

ok, agak bestlaa jugak citer ISTERIKU BOSSKU, abis kene buli noorkumalasari.. n satu lagi baru sedar die ni rupenyee ade lesung pipi.. dah terus turn on tgk noorkumalasari.. wakakakakakakakak..

nampak bagak, ganas n solid serte power ini touareg 4wd ini.. mueheheheheeh. sesuai untuk prop rugby hohhohh.. leh isi awek sebanyak 2 dozen dalam ni.. wakakakak.

klaa just for fun kan cakap mengarut..

wireless Mesh

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hmm, tgh perah otak n studying the best solution untuk Wireless Video surveillance as in malaysia NO ONE ever deployed this solution. been working on it with a malaysian network consultant and engineers from USA and indonesia (mat salleh laaa) .. if success.. hmmmmmmm ade biznes opportunity!!! yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

ahahaha leh pakai touareg.. kuikuikui...

k. sambung buat paper work serte study solutiooon.. yennay!!!!!!!!!!

Sandwich Making

2007-01-29T03:04:00.000+08:00

A guy and a girl want to have sex. So they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl stops and says, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing. So when I say, 'Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I say, 'Pastrami,' it means push softer." With this, the two get onto the top bunk and start having sex. First the girl moans, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!" Then she shouts, "Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!" Then she switches back to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!" Finally, the girl's sister yells, "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"

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hahahaha, yello!!!! still working now at around 3.00am.. going to bed sooon.. sesambil tgk CSI... n meleleh tgk kerete camry baru..kalu bikin sket jadi cam Lexus...

2007-1977 = 30 years then...i m cursed

2007-01-28T01:22:00.000+08:00

Akum ya all,

heeheh ape habaq nohh sume org? just came back from outing.. actually planned to go to kota bahru fr one of my mate wedding... so went it my starsky and hutch partner Adam.. as usual looks like gay partner we are.. wakakakak..

well, my mate Jali get married... finally after pami get married previously.. so one by one all my french mates are married.. GRAND BONHEUR A TOUS.. je vous tous souhaite une merveilleuse vie et super mariage...

so now at my house in kelana jaya, tinggal only me and other 2 guys.. i m the first entering in this house and will be the last.. too much nostalgia.. since 2003.. been here nearly 4 years.. quite long ma?? bnyk kisah kat sini..

this house telah menjadi bnyk org yg berjaya ..petronas guy, ptd guy, celcom guy, tm guy, oil rig guy and 2 bisnes ideas dilahirkan di sini... but it's marvelous... only the one guy still here is me..

No one at home now, no more steady gulfren.. my love life is nt really well.. just wishing to have sumone that i can love and love me... not only that, somene that can supprt me morally .. that is what i need..

i dun ask much.. i dun ask for super models even dated liveband singer la, itu laa, inilaa, itulaa (i ve dated macam macam jenis profile wanita).. still seems cam so near but still damn far.

i m a human n i made mistakes.. i appreciate ladies but don't confuse me as a player as i love to please them .. becoz i m not a player as i dun have those looks.. with the sepet eyes and extra baggage... far from that and damn far compared to my frenz who easily can get one nite stand..

so now... i work hard now in order to help my dad n mum .. brothers... it's time i balas my mum and dad jasa... they are the one yg besarkan kite bagi kite makan...bagi kite education..

one statement from my mum yg menyedihhkan : "bile rumah dah siap nanti, mak datang la KL waktu cuti sekolah, jaga makan minum ko and hidup ko... jgn lupe makan tau eventhough kerje keras setiap hari"

sedis n sebak aku dengar cakap mak aku.... she went through hard time and life...

there it goes.. a phrase from my most fidele and beautiful girlfriend "my mum".... it s not easy for a man to express verbally or by any means his love to someone.. but for this time " I LOVE u Mum... thanks for everything.. let me take care of you..."

so no other woman for me now as i think i better work my ass out to take care of my own fidele gurlfren and payback time for her... === my mum..

so 2007-1977=30 years aku telah dilahirkan...

happy life to u jali... dah takde teman aku borak pok pek malam malam kat umah kelana jaya... cite rmacam macam... teman pokpek sejak dari kat france lagi ..dari supelec metz, supelec rennes, kelana jaya.. 6 years .. lame tu... but untung bini dier.. eheheheh a great man for a great lady..

babaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... nak wat paper work plak, meeting minutes, presentation slide n proposal...

need to burn the brain for the sake of security

2006-12-06T19:45:00.000+08:00

Yo people,

how's ur day so far?? well, i've just started to burn out my brains in studying the following for the sake of security muahahahah..

mueheheh.. good to memerah otak.. oklaaa.. got some docs pdf printing to do.. i sambung pokpek tommorrow k!!!

Access Control - Access Controls are a collection of mechanisms that work together to create a security architecture to protect the assets of the information system.

Application Security - This domain addresses the important security concepts that apply to application software development. It outlines the environment where software is designed and developed and explains the critical role software plays in providing information system security.

Business Continuity and Disaster Recovery Planning - This domain addresses the preservation and recovery of business operations in the event of outages.

Cryptography - The Cryptography domain addresses the principles, means, and methods of disguising information to ensure its integrity, confidentiality and authenticity.

Information Security and Risk Management - Security Management entails the identification of an organization's information assets and the development, documentation, and implementation of policies, standards, procedures, and guidelines. Management tools such as data classification and risk assessment/analysis are used to identify threats, classify assets, and to rate system vulnerabilities so that effective controls can be implemented.

Legal, Regulations, Compliance, and Investigation - This domain addresses:

Computer crime laws and regulations
The measures and technologies used to investigate computer crime incidents

Operations Security - Operations Security is used to identify the controls over hardware, media, and the operators and administrators with access privileges to any of these resources. Audit and monitoring are the mechanisms, tools, and facilities that permit the identification of security events and subsequent actions to identify the key elements and report the pertinent information to the appropriate individual, group, or process.

Physical (Environmental) Security - The Physical (Environmental) Security domain provides protection techniques for the entire facility, from the outside perimeter to the inside office space, including all of the information system resources.

Security Architecture and Design - The Security Architecture and Design domain contains the concepts, principles, structures, and standards used to design, monitor, and secure operating systems, equipment, networks, applications and those controls used to enforce various levels of availability, integrity, and confidentiality.

Telecommunications and Network Security - The Telecommunications and Network Security domain discusses the:

Network structures
Transmission methods
Transport formats
Security measures used to provide availability, integrity, and confidentiality
Authentication for transmissions over private and public communications networks and media

joke
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Digging

A guy stopped at a local gas station, and after filling his tank, paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the road.

One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. Then the other man would come along behind him and fill in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind, filling in the hole. The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and went on down the road.

"I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can into a trash container and heading down the road toward the men. "Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here, with all this digging and refilling?"

"Well, we work for the government and we're just doing our job," one of the men said.

"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"

"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there are three of us: me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree and Leroy, here, puts the dirt back. Now just because Elmer's sick, that doesn't mean that Leroy and me can't work!"

Sunday 3rd December 06 - the Curve 7.25pm

2006-12-03T19:13:00.000+08:00

Akum YO OLLLL!!!

tgh dok buat keje sambil melepak di starbuck BORDERS the curve.. tempat feveret lepak sambil buat keje.. so kalu kat sini u can get BOOKS + DRINKS + INTERNET + MENCUCI MATA.. hehehe

so macam biase, start with a simple joke for yooo ollll:
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Disappointing Frog

A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from the owner. "You sold me this frog and told me it would be able to satisfy all my sexual desires!! "

The clerk tries to calm her down and asks, "Did you do what I told you to do?"

"Yes, dammit! I got naked, lay back on my bed, and put him between my legs just like you said, and he did nothing!" she shouts.

The owner, looking confused, replies, "it is a perfectly trained frog. I can't understand what's wrong."

He takes the woman and the frog to a back room in the shop, where he places the frog on a small table next to a bed and asks the woman to please lie down and remove her panties.

"What?' she shouts.

Turning to the frog, he says, 'Now watch carefully, because this is the last time I'm showing you this!"

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Just finished watching Earl first season dilakonkan oleh Jason Lee, really suke this siri.. Jason Lee @ Earl believes in KARMA, if u do good deeds, u will be rewarded secara baik but if u do bad things to people, u ll get the KARMA punishments!!! ehhehe.. quite true n especially us Muslim should well understand that.

He made a list of all bad things he did in his life and sort of insaf, he start to go through his list and try to buy back kesemua kesalahannn nye.. well a good thing to watch menghilangkan penat n stress.

another thing good in this movie is the hot NADINE VELAZQUEZ.. kuikui..

*******B O U L O T *********

hmm. im studying IP Communications : Voice Over IP (VoIP) + Video Conferencing solutions for my customer and preparing a presentation for them in Kuantan. So tommorrow morning will be leaving to Kuantan for the meeting cum presentation. So as usual, all the technology updates n understanding serte memikirkan macamana rupenyee SOLUTION nye BUSINESS MODEL..

folks, Lot of people only perform the technical studies leaving the commercial part or in details the complete business model, P&L studies, marketing and packaging sume serte product support..

sungguh silap and without all these, how can a company achieve required results in a given time?? so to all Engineers out there, please leave out your ego and learn business knowledge in order to create the best solutions for your customers.. muahaahah

oklaaa.. folks, going back home soon.. and tonite, need to update n check my security project implementation status n issues ... will communicate to my Lieutenant Dean for further instructions to the whole team.

going to have a pizza evening at home with the other hommies !!!

Salut and fin de weekend pour tous.. et BON LUNDI .. ca va etre dur!!!

Trying to Prove a Point

2006-11-30T10:25:00.000+08:00

A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.

After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"

He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

AMARAN : JANGAN MINUM ARAK.. BANYAK PADAHNYAAA... NASIHAT DARI SPENTOAD.

Les Chevaliers du Ciel.. Gerard Pires

2006-11-29T13:37:00.000+08:00

Salut a tous,

ben dis donc, la vie est bien et pleine de surprises.. ah voila... hohoooh well, baru lepas tengok movie french LES CHEVALIERS DU CIEL.. gile layan tgk all the French Mirage fighter jets..

Encourage u guys to watch this movie!!!! in english SKY FIGHTERS

since kecik, aku ni memang layan bab kapal terbang..muahahah so when i was 5 years old, my mum sellau biisng kertas bersepah sebab i did a lot of aeroplenngggg drawings.. gile suke n fanatik.. setiap kali mesti lukis gambar kapal terbang n imagine how i will build my plane.

eeheheh.. well, bile sampai form 4... i decided to become an engineer.. this is the LIST :
1) number one , nak jadi Aeronautical Engineer..
2) number two, nak jadi chemical Engineer .. sebba suke kimia
3) number three, nak jadi Pilot
4) nak jadi electronical engineer..

wakakakak last skali ke nombor 4.. yg mana i really love it.. sebab Allah reserve the hikmah-hikmah di sebaliknya.. hehehehe :p

i layan gile seeing this movie and sudah sekian lama tidak menonton French Movie.. kuikui.

Really amazed with ape Dassault Aviation done for FRance... so once a country managed to have their own line of airplanes, maksudnyee secara teknikal they are good.. so when about Malaysia?? hmmm.. or should one day, i create one company under the big group for aviation industry ????

hmm..

RS
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Been planning out and coordinating the implementation for my project. i ve put Dean as the Head of Project Implementation as i know he's talented for that.... been briefing him things to do and follow up closely with him.. he's a damn independant guy and a cool headed guy to handle all these pressures.

Vendor management also is important, they are like end-customer.. we must know how to handle them and even sometimes have to be cruel to ensure excellent services.. they must not take us for granted.. draw out officially the deliverables and dateline !!! the double D (dateline and deliverables) and after u press on that..

Now we are pressing on Hardware procurement.. to get all things delivered within 2 weeks.. muahahahha a hell of work man!!! .. quotation,PO, invoice, DO, contract and blablabla.. muahahahha

well it will be RS dog-fight in business!!!

mensumazaukan diri di Saloma...

2006-11-23T01:07:00.000+08:00

hiluuu tuan tuan dan puan puan,

saya mulakan dengan sedikit jenaka hehehe :

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Pulled Over

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.

"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"

"They're for my juggling act," the man says.

"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.

"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
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Just came back from a dinner with Scopetel, well Scopetel sdn bhd is Satellite communications provider.. same as MEASAT, SMART and TSG in Malaysia.. but feel proud because it s the only one bumiputra Satellite provider in Malaysia.. their hub is in Malaysia.. they pasang Satellite connection especially at Oil rigs for the network connection...

well the dinner was at Saloma... sebelah itu Zouk.. mueheheh dgn juge dekat Kubur sana muahahahah. the food was ok laaa but sambil makan ade show dance tradisional.. hehehe..

pastu tak pasal pasal name aku disebut untuk acara menari dengan penari penari itu semua.. muaahaha sito btui.. tgh kenyang kenyang.. kene menari sumazau plak dah.. wakakakak..

was crasy n fun.. (word crasy ini dipinjam dari cik jajasan from bend-n-break.blogspot.com)..
muahahaha..

oklaa, had a good day in office di samping berite gembira dapat tender heheeh.. now i m finalising the planning and implementation of the security solution needed for the end user.. a worth of 1.6 million solution.. kene plan bebetul n deliver within 2 months..

ini yang faveret, challenge!!! ini yg belajar kat French Engineering school.. learn to overcome challenge and think quick!!!... itu dinamakan menjadi engineer and solution architect..

SUPELEC teaches me to think creatively and provide the best commercial technical solution which caters user's needs...

oraittt.. nak layan zorro untuk rilek rilek sambil buat keje kat laptop..

adiosss dan wassalam...

What a Day!!! thank God.. Alhamdulillah..

2006-11-22T15:11:00.000+08:00

di hari ini,

adalah sangat special for me.. mementanglaaa beberapa hari sebelum hari lahir saya yang ke Due Puluh Sembilan... to start with..

my ex call and she sounds happy .. i would love to chat more but she promised to call back.. wanna know how she and the cute baby boy aiman doing.. being worried about both .. how they are doing in settling down in langkawi..

and then my customer called, R telah berjaya dapat project Rm 1.6 million !!!!! alhamdulillah.. being working hard my ass out to get this project.. alhamdulillah.. a hard job well done and "felicitation" to Adam, syed, Pami, Jali, din n Zul.. !!!! proud to be in this brilliant malay team...

so now guys, let work smart n hard day night to deliver n support this project... this will be the starter of our serious venture in security business.. the first big project...

Alhamdulillah.. my best birthday gift.. it s for u guys.. n insyallah R will contributes back to the country and religion..

So BE IT !!!!

ON Y EST LES GARS!!!! ALLONS Y !!! ENSEMBLE ON Y CROIT....

herluwww.. jeng jeng jeng life journal nak dekat2 29 tahun ni

2006-11-21T17:27:00.000+08:00

yo folks,

i ll start my post today with a joke:
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Understanding Engineers

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both."

"Both?"

"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

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a good one indeed.. hehehe so apa kabar u all?? from my side, alhamdulillah, so far so good and life rolls on...

well now with adam, i m completing our company's biznes plan as we are in the midst of applyin for MSC status.. the other day, we went to meet a guy from MDEC.. a young malay guy and he was so damn helpful assisting us to get the MSC status. met at the MMU incubator and first time i jejak my steps there at MMU Cyberjaya..

Our ambition together is to own a well-known bumiputra foundation which develop our own product in the ICT sector... adam and me started to venture into the sector of security early this year kire kire masa bulan April 2006..

Inspired bt Tan Sri Syed Mokhtar.. i believe in our ambition cum dream..

why?
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i have a team which i is a big potential and highly gile kerje nye members.. n beside that, they are highy quality assets n brilliant brains... so thanks to Dr S, Wan, Pami, Zul n Dean... this RS will go far.

we have our own system which starts to grows n Insyallah will be a successfull system.. as long as the members believe and together we strive over the huddles..

to motivate constantly the whole team member requires damn a lot of energy and sacrifice.. but for the sake of the result fruits.. mmg berbaloi..

i worked day and nite with adam to bring success and overcome all issues..

Dr S, Pami n Wan are the systems programmer.. Dr S contributed a lot n unvaluable efforts from him are "enorme"... he is the main architect of the core system.. assisted a lot by Pami and Wan. Pami is the ONE yang jumpe

name for our system so called now officially * toooooot * ... heheeeh kene semunyikan sikit sikit.. confidential since we are developping a security system. muahahaha

after this, things will get excited n more challenging.. I promise to assist bumiputras in the field of ICT technology and shared the experiences gained in France.

thank god, we managed to have this team and once ready, with tambun assistance in marketing for public market RS will boom..

Surrounded by a group of genius?
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i m always passionate when i share my story with my "sister" Maini... Maini i anggap as my sister since i never had a sister n i m the eldest... to have a sister to share ur happy and sad stories is good.

she always motivates me and since she contributes a lot in motivating n giving ideas also 'cum' excited dengar citer enterpreneurship ni..lagilahhh..

all my frenz yg blajar skali dulu kat france are the persons i m encouraging n getting to work with me becoz these guys are really the "high materials".. brilliant n best students at school sampai ke university.

samples of brilliant young malays.. the first group to be able to sambung belajar at the prestigous French Ecole d'ingenieurs...

congratulations n i m proud of u guys!!!

Destiny??
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selalu berangan dan terfikir cam aku ni sort of ditakdirkan to do sumthing big.. yang insyallah akan jadi dengan bantuan kesemua rakan=-rakanku.. together we are strong.

dari kecik lagi, kononyeee apek-apek cine bile tgk aku dgn ayah aku gi kedai ke ape.. mesit cakap chewahh "ini budak.. manyak ongggg maaa.. ini telingaa capang woo.. olang cina manyak suka.. jadi olang busattt satu hali" hahahaah

hahahaahahah memang betul laaa aku busat skrang dan insyallah hari sabtu ini cukup umur 29 tahun. heheheeh busat kuat makan!!!! wakakaka.. kene turun main rugby baliklaaaa untuk menyihatkan diri..

gilee tak sukan langsung sebab gile dok keje 24 jam je .. hahahahaah..

but adam n me always berangan, believe that we both nye destiny is big ..chewahhhh nanti leh jadi cam Hewlett Packard.. kedue due founder HP.

well, i m starting to quit my current full time job at a service provider to go to university.. since as i need more time to run the business and get the deals... so with Adam , we are sort of Starsky and Hutch.

he s the commercial guy n me the technical guy.. muahahahah doing all the presales and meeting customers ..selling our solutions.

i even sacrificed my love life due to a lot of things... my ex couldn t get along with what i m doing.. so for me, i better let her go.. so she finds someone that can be devoted to her.. but i understand..

so that s why i let her go.. but ade hikmah di sebaliknyee, it makes u stronger n percaya a someone that can understand what i m doing has a lot of reasons... for my parents, brothers, race, religion n country..

hahahaah.. sounds too damn patriotic.. but it s true.. i m a patriot..

that's the point that drive me to be someone i m today..

come on!!
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Marilah wahai Orang Islam dan bangsa Melayu.. berusahalaah kamu dan berusahalaahh kamu... jangan mengalah ...

oklahhh folks..

thanks to mr aidi mdc, he asked us to start writing a journal about bende bende ni sume.. as it might be helpful one day!!!!

so salut a tous and di doakan agar kehidupan anda semua diberkati n dimurahkan rezeki oleh Nya...

tan-sri-syed-mokhtar-al-bukhari

2006-11-14T19:44:00.000+08:00

http://mainetalities.blogspot.com/2005/05/tan-sri-syed-mokhtar-al-bukhari.html

so yennay again to eveyone,

Penghormatan and respect to this guy.. the Tan Sri Syed Mokhtar Al-Bukhari..

tolong bace this coretan done by my sister Marini at her blog..

All bumiputras .. are required to follow his examples for the sake of this country and islam...

i ll be short this time as an honour to this man.

SO U GUYS ... Mari kita bersama sama...mengikuti amalan baiknye...

Life Moves On laaa weii.. Jebon Kasino Goyal

2006-11-13T15:01:00.000+08:00

yennay to everyone,

It s official and it s done... life moves on laa babe.. my mate the Dr Syed repeated my quote, "ko dah abis edah period??" .. hm my answer "dah kot".. moral been quite down knowing one of tender deal risk to be rejected..dahlaaa idop cinta rejected, ini plak rejected.. life really low.. low and low.

first time in my life, i sucks in front of a lady which i care most n ni laaa proving i m really not a perfect guy and sucks.. her heart is for another guy and that's why i never get her call or sms.. borin btui hangpa baca ni..

but if ever she comes to this blog Miss J, i only want to get the opportunity to spend time with u with ur heart really wanna be here.. i realise he is always there..

okielaa.. things to do nearby since aku akan officially jadi berumur 29 tahun :

1) to polish my rugby boots as i planned to come back to the pitch after nearly 10 months absent.. i have to get my rugby back to become the old SpenToad known as "Kodok The Prop Gila" muahahahah..satu lagi kene mengragbikan diiri balik sebba gile gmeuk chubby skrang... wakakakak.. dah kene timbang pakai timbang pasar daging.

2) getting my Ir and PhD.. so that people will not query why young guy jadi concsultant..bullshit btui... kene ade title baru org nak dengar.. wekekekek

3) hmmm.. mati akal plak skrang.. nanti aku sambung.

oklaa nak pi minum kopi n tgk opismate aku yg dressing nampak cleavage arini.. abis satu opis tak tahan.. wakakakaka

insan saggitarius.. officially single daaaaaa...

2006-10-09T23:44:00.000+08:00

hi blokes,

tgh lepak dgn laptop lepas buat kerje opis sket n sambl tgk siri Entourag di HBO.. well, life a little bit sucks now for me but itulah ujian yang Maha Esa buat hambaNya...

went for buke puasa at the curve with datin kuzz n princess j4j4.. well feel good to be with frenz but i feel that i was not really myself..

i ve got to go through the Edah period cam mention apa si kuz nak buat..

now, i have my biz partner n my biz to think bout .. let life roll.. roll roll roll cam bola bowling..lelama tka masuk longkang n kene spare or strike.. muahahahah

orait..

SAGITTARIUS MAN
>
>
>A man who loves social life and curious about every new progress, new
development to make sure he is in the era and always have all up date
information. He likes to know what is the latest trend of fashion and make
sure he is not out of style. You can easily spot him at the grand opening
of new pub, new restaurant for he loves to participate in social activity.
>
hmm.. mmg aku suke new things n wanna try tapi sampai tahap ad ekat eveyr grand opening kire dashatlaa..tak mampu camtu..setakat lepak kat area jalan dooraisamy for fun with frenz adelaa..tu pon lame dah tak buatt... muahahaha nak buat balik pasni...
jaid eligible n dangerous laa..chewahhh..prasna plak aku..wakakaka tapi aku bukan swinge rjauh lebih dari itu..just frenly.. n takde nak menggatal sane sini.. takde rupe n gaya... mutu keunggulan ala dunhill.

>There is a few Sagittarius who is a private person as well, but you could
see that he will be ahead of his friends. He will knows what is the best
seller book, what are the top 10 hot hit of the week. The hottest movies
showing now, he must have already seen it.
>

i m quite a private person n quite reserved bile comes to perosnal life..mmg agak susahlaa nak reveal tak tentu pasal..

>He hates routine, It makes him bored. He likes to get to his goals and
succeeding in doing so is his true reward. Money making is O.K. but it is
not his true joy, for he can easily spent them in a short while. They say
if you want the truth, go and ask Sagittarius. They are right, you can ask
him and he will tell you all the truth and very straight forward. Even he
may speak bluntly, his friends loves him. If you have problems, all your
friends may feel sorry for you, but Sagittarius will be the one who will
give you a helping hand first and even expect no return favor. That's why
he is a real charmer even sometimes big mouth.
>
hahhh ni bnyk brtui.. tak suke routine..it sucks!!! lov eto berjaya in all my goals.. susah nak blanja duit tapi once dah buke wallet boles terbang... abislaaa camni. it u want the truth, can ask me.. no gebang gebang laa... big mouth yee!!! makan banyak dah mulut besarrr!!! wakakakaka

>When he is mad , he can be quite fierce but quickly dissolve and easily
forgotten. He is not a person who will take a revenge, so if he say he
going to burn down your house, you can relax. He likes compliments and
sweet words, so you can manipulate him easily. If he knows you are not
sincere, you will totally become meaningless to him.
>

hmmm aku susah marah tapi kalu marha boleh jadi agak garangggg eheheheheh... baik je aku... setakat marha sampai bakar org dgn penunu bunsen jeee..opsss!!!! hihihihihihi
sape tak sue sweet words tapi kalu org tipu n tak ikhlas.. abislaa smapai mati aku ingat..

>Some Sagittarius are gifted musician, or singer. He is a happy soul, has
a good humor and has lots of jokes. He loves freedom, lively and very
energetic. If he is working, he will take his job seriously. He likes to
travel, likes to see new exciting places. Going out or traveling make him
happy.
>
gifted musician n singe rtak taula... kalu tak dah menan gmalaysian idol or akademi fantasia wakakaka.. but i lov ejokes n make people laugh.. tgk or ggelak buat aku heppi n gelak. eheheheh
job mmg series n suke jenjalan.. tgk bend ebaru...

>Sagittarius man is like a free bird. He lives as if everyday is Sunday.
He will hardly be in a bad mood, but if he is in a bad mood, you will
better leave his sight. If you want to talk to him in such mood, try to
avoid issue of commenting his life. He flirts like other man, but he has a
built in brake, so he will come back to you by himself. If he disappear
for a few days, not to worry for he is only recharging his battery to be
that same lively person again, them he will be back.
>
hari ni mood kuren gbaik, tu aku agak blur mase dinner ngan kuzz n j4j4... blank aku arini.. keje nye pasal n ket epancit kot.. so need tim eto recharge...

>He has allergies to Pretty woman, so in love with many woman for him
would be normal. Setting dating schedule is his games and it's fun for
him, and this will keep him from being bored. He hates obligations, so the
word "marriage" would suffocated him. If you allow him to have freedom, he
will not go anywhere.
>

aku suke ad ebnyk kawna pompuan ..kalu cun mmg laa best.. saje ras ebest ..tak bermaksud sume tu gf aku.. cume dayang dayang je chewahhh.. hahahahaah kalu sehensem angkasawan mesia si dr syed tu lainlaaaaaaa...

>He falls in love as easy as he catches cold, especially if she is cute,
funny and she has a strong personality. No one can tell how long he will
be in love each time. If you want to really hold Sagittarius man, act like
you are in an adventure movie. At all time, you should make yourself
lively, tells him some jokes, always be cute so that it will ease up his
allergy to other pretty woman a bit.

hmmm interesthing ni.. bend ebaru n cube cairk kebenaran nyeee.. hahahahaaha..

oklaaaaaaaaa tooo much bout me.. that s all...

happy days n happy ramadhan..raya dah dekat n take care folks!!!!

SEND UR CAR FOR SERVICE BEFORE RAYA>\. don t be like me.

Basic Rules For Driving
1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real driver never uses them.
2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
3. Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane change is considered going with the flow.
4. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
5. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will inevitably result in you being rear-ended. If you want your insurance company to pay for a new rear bumper, come to a complete stop at all stop signs.
6. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels.
7. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
8. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.
9. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions, and they are apparently not enforceable during rush hour.
10. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
11. It is traditional to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes.
12. Remember that the goal of every driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary.

so what does an entrepreneur look like? hohohoho

2006-10-06T00:32:00.000+08:00

salut and salam a tous!! pe habaqq cekk semuaa sejak bulan posa?? seroonk tgk makanan di pasar ramadhan sampai buls jadi sawan? .. for me, life goes on and the cycle is there... been going thru hard time in life now but got to rebound.. and as people said, saggitarius revealed hardly their feelings n are secretive.. so same lik eme laa.. only exposed n tunjuk the heppi side..sengih sengih.. ok brader sista.. just wanna sare thoughts about entrepreneurship...

well, To start, there are two types of entrepreneurs:

Those yang jenis freely choose to strike out on their own (willing);
and those who -- as a result of life's circumstances -- have chosen to pursue such a career path out of necessity or a lack of a better option (reluctant).

Microsoft founder Bill Gates, for instance, dropped out of university to start his own software company. His choice represented a willing decision to pursue a path outside of those typified by his Harvard colleagues. ehehhee mmg dah dasar nak buat bisness die nie.

Hong Kong billionaire Li Ka-shing, on the other hand, lost his father at a young age and was forced to fend for himself; first finding work at a plastics company and building on the experience to go out on his own. This reluctant entrepreneur now heads a global empire that includes stakes in ports, real estate, telecommunications, and energy.
yg ni plak cam takdir.. but both are same..successfull entrepreneur!!

Fortunately, people who find themselves in either situation (willing or reluctant) can be successful. But there are certain qualities that set the best entrepreneurs apart from those that were not meant to be.

1- You must have a clear vision for your business
Steve Jobs is widely considered to be one of the foremost entrepreneurs of our time. With Apple and Pixar, he co-founded two multibillion dollar companies but what is truly unique about him is his ability to set the trends of the future.
know mana hangpa nak pi n how hala tuju...pikir short term n paling penting the long term.. n need to think semua bendaaa

2- hangpa kene believe that your destiny is in your hands

insyallah, if it s ur rezeki then akan dpt..but jgn biar rezeki tergolek..kene berusaha keras n smart.. work it guys!!... be independat n seize every oppotunity yg ade..

3- You are determined to ride out the hard times

buat bisnes..ade naik turun nyee..so beware n kene make good plan ..primary, secondary n backup...

4- You know how to get things done
be realistik n project planning to get done sume bende tu... build first a good foundation.

5- You are grounded and in touch with reality
yup, jgn angan angna mat jenin...

6- You can handle not having a regular paycheck
yg ni mmg tough... so tak semstinyee ade reugla rincoem n job security .. but if planned n managed well, then tak slalu kene masalah ni.

Not one to be fazed, Henry Ford started the Ford Motor Company when there were 15 other automakers in Michigan; competing in a market that was only in its infancy. Success and where it would come from were hardly certain for him, but Henry Ford believed in his vision and it ultimately paid off.

Needless to say, the life of an entrepreneur is not straightforward. So if you're not prepared to live with uncertainty, this is probably not the right career choice.

so itu laa..i m open for discussion bout this.. come guys..

MALAYSIAN ENTREPRENEURS!!!!!

joke section
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Woman's Worst Embarrassment

A woman has an appointment with a gynecologist. She is escorted to the examining room by the nurse and told to strip from the waist down and sit in the examining chair. So she strips down and puts a sheet over herself and places her feet in the stirrups.

The doctor comes in and lifts the sheet and gasps, "That's the biggest vagina I ever saw! That's the biggest vagina I ever saw!"

The woman replied fuming, "You didn't have to say it twice!"

The doctor answers back, "I didn't!"

jantina ape yekk???

2006-09-23T03:06:00.000+08:00

A language teacher was teaching her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are gramatically designated as masculine or femine.

"'House' in French is femine -- la maison. 'Pencil' in French is masculine -- le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?"

The french teacher didn't know, and the word wasn't in her french dictionary. So for fun, she split the class into two groups, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were required to provide four reasons for their recommendations.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be the feminine gender because:

1) No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2) The native languague they use to communicate is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3) Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.
4) As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group however, concluded that computers should be masculine because:

1) In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2) They have a lot of data, but they can't function on their own.
3) They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
4) As soon as you commit yourself to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

roksetar sikit lagiiii and baked beans

2006-09-14T15:11:00.000+08:00

yenayy,

watching rockstar semalam ... gilosss.. best siot.. tinggey lagi toby rand (fav gua), lucas, magni and dilana..

oooo oooooooo oooooooooooooo .. ngam siot si toby rand.. cepat cepat undi.. wakakakka aku dha jadi cam sort of peminat akademi fantasi version rock si dave navarro..

tapi power sore derang ni sume..tak menang supernova pon tak kisah sebab mmg konfirm ade recording house memana nak amik derang buat band.

Viva rock

===pengumuman penting===

siot, aku baru terpergi websit esupernova n dah tahu result sape jadi penyanyi.. palat btuiiiiiiiii ilang dah surprise.. frustlaaa.. wakakakakak gatal, sapa suh pegi lagi www.rockstar.msn.com

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dun forget to visit www.supernova.msn.com

thanks to the producers doing this awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee show!!

joke minggu ini:

I Love Beans
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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day, he met a girl and fell in love.

When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage if I carry on like this." So he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he telephoned his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk.

On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk, he thought he would walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered three extra large helpings of beans.

All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home, he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for dinner tonight!"

She put a blindfold on him and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another fart coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the phone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned and went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.

He had just started to feel better when another urge came on. He raised his leg and rrriiipppp! It sounded like a diesel engine revving and smelled even worse. To keep himself from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate.

Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and then fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom), he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it.

Smiling contently, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

ye benar PIMP MY RIDES..

2006-09-13T17:25:00.000+08:00

wahai sahabat semua atau peminat semua atau hardcore saya..hohohoho

tajuk karangan upsr hari ini adalah pimp my rides dari kecil sampai besar laa ni..
evolusi pengangkutan yg saya gunakan dari kecil sampai akil baligh serte waras.

pertama sekali, bile saya kecil first kenderaan yg papa mama saya bagi adalah ini ..jeng jeng jeng

waktu saya dpt kenderaan roda tige ini..mmg tidak dinafikan bnyk dpt saman dari polis trefik. dengan berbekalkan puting di mulut dan botol susu gantung keliling leher saya kayuh besikal ini ke rumah jiran sehingga masuk laman rumah dan tunjuk eksyen care bwk besikal. mmg mase tu agak ramai awek awek cun kakak kakak jiran yg tergoda tgk kekiutan saya.

selepas sekian lama tahun berlepas dan umur pon dah nak masuk zaman sekolah rendah, papa saya selepas menang loteri 6 digit magnum, menghadiahkan saya besikal chopper rayleigh. pada waktu ini saya berumur darjah empat, dan angkara hadiah ini saya dah nyaris terjebak dalam kumpulan samsung chopper yg bertatoo helang hitam. mase dah takde puting n botol susu tapi berjalan sambil isap aiskrim mesia. basikal ini didapati agak kurang stebel bile berlumpe secare selari dgn bas tata pendek kerana roda depan die pendek. yg paling penting saya dpt isap aiskrim mesia sambil kayuh dan ukir tatoo kartun thundercats kat lengan tande samseng kampung sebelah. zaman ini saya kene pergi ngaji muqaddam evey maghrib. selalu kene rotan oleh mama saya.

zaman bmx plak adalah zaman darjah 5 hingga 6..tapi saya tak pernah miliki bmx sebab ayah saya dah tak menang nombor digit 6 magnum. jadi saya asik kempunan dan selalu pow bmx kawan. zaman ni ala ala berek dance nye time.. konon macho dpt menari berek dance. mase ni suke layan main game arked 20 posen.. bayangkan zaman tu hanya 20 posen sekarang mahal nk mampus!!!! waktu ni suke skodeng awek awek mandi berkemban kat sungei dekat sekolah. lepas skodeng gi makan laksa pak ayub sambil minum air sarsaparilla. mase tu suke kejar kawan pompuan skolah rendah dgn pembaris kunng panjang tu..kononnye dildo laa tu.. tapi bapa saya janjikan besikal BMX kale rkuning kalu upsr dapat 5A... saya tampal poster bmx kuning kat belakang reban ayam rumah sebagai motivasi upsr.lepas tu kan, saya dpt 5A dah terpaksa naik bas ni ... dari rumah bile nak skolah.. saya dpt masuk skolah asrama penuh.. tapi besikal bmx kuning tetap diimpikan. papa saya tak hadiahkan pon besikal bmx.. frust saya.. namun saya berkawan rapat dgn driver serte konduktor bas tata dkt kuala kangsar.. bnyk jadi kawna saya.. sebab saya selalu tukar tukar setem dgn derang sebagai hobi. say anaik bas tata untuk kestesen bas express ... gi masuk skolah.
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untuk ringkasan cerite, cerite zaman sekolah menengah tiidak diisiairkan angkara sensitiviti dan permainan 6 digit magnum tak elok di sisi masyarakat serta mase ini saya dah tak mnat sgt bab bab pimp my rides.. dah nak start akil baligh.. suke tgk bende lain lagi.
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hahhh..pastu sebab mase tingkatan empat dan lima, selepas dah selalu kene ragging n kene brainwash, saya pon secara rawak terscore mase spm.. dah dpt pi france.. bile sampai sane , saya dgn kawan satu unibersiti si hairul Rock pon kongsi 50-50 beli kete panda... di bandar bordeaux mase tu, mmg terkenal kete ni kat fakulti kami sebagai kete racing kategori rendah. sampai org french yg naik pakai helmet dan pelampung keselamatan demi keselamatan apabila kami rakyat mesia memandu.

dgn kete ini saya dgn anggota hardy boys yg lain ke pantai lacanau (tempat surfers ni babe) .. untuk pertama kali melihat awek awek eropah bogel separuh atau penuh. mmg berjaya dan bangga saya.. kete ni juga bnyk dilihat di kelab kelab malam di eropah kerana saya slalu pergi cek ape yg ade di sane.. sebagai tande ingin tahu hihihihihiih.

bila saya tamat pembelajaran dan pulang ke mesia, sambil tunggu masuk kerje, kenderaan rasmi saya adalah basikal noreh getah nenek saya.. mmg inilah teman sejati.. pi lepak kat pekan dan minum teh tarik.. jgn ketawakan saya.. saya hanya pentingkan GREEN dan tak mau cemarkan alam (walhal takde duit nak beli kete wakakakak). mmg agak susah nak ngorak awek awek kilang cun yg pulang turun naik bas tata.

sekaran gbersyukur saya dah berkerja sambil tgh driving bmx yg dijanjikan oleh ayah saya..bmx version aston martin vanquish.. hohohohohohohoh... jenakak jeeeeeeeeee... hanya halusinasi semata mata... tapi doakan ye wahai sahabat semueeeeeeeeee!!!!!

9 Signs She's Not Into You

2006-09-11T16:02:00.000+08:00

You've been chasing that certain woman for weeks, maybe even months. She rarely calls you, she flirts with other guys, but you continue to hope that one day she'll come around. How do you know when to finally throw in the towel?

The hugely popular book He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys has virtually become the dating bible for women; it clearly outlines the signs that men give off when they are not interested. But don't bother running out and buying yourself a copy just yet. When the situation is reversed and it comes to reading a woman's signals, the indicators can be very different.

The following 10 signs are all giveaways that she is not interested in you. With a quick perusal of the list below, you should be in a good position to decipher when to continue your pursuit and when to walk away with your dignity intact.

So read on to put her behavior into perspective and figure out once and for all if she's just not into you.

1. She says she's not ready for a relationship
Ah, the classic escape route; women often use this one when they feel cornered by someone
they are not interested in. It's clean, requires no preparation and leaves no room for a counterargument.
But if a woman says this to you, what she really means is that she does not want to be in a relationship with you.
For whatever reason, she doesn't see you as relationship material for her,
so don't stick around hoping she will be ready someday. She might get into a relationship eventually,
but it probably won't be with you.

2. You're always the one calling her and/or she doesn't return your phone calls
Watch out: She may be avoiding you. And if she's not avoiding you, you are not on her mind and she simply forgot.
Either way, this means that she has less invested than you do and doesn't care enough to actively seek
out your company.

Here's a rule of thumb: If she doesn't return your first call, call a second time, as she may be playing hard-to-get. If she doesn't return your second call, you can rightly conclude that she's not into you. (Do allow a certain amount of leeway on this point; women have been told by umpteen dating books to let the man do the pursuing. She should be calling you at least once for every three times you call her.)

3. She avoids eye contact and physical proximity
This is an obvious sign that many men overlook. If she is attracted to you,
she will naturally want to be close to you and make eye contact. If she is evading your gaze,
however, she may be consciously trying to avoid leading you on and having to turn down your advances later.
It's a sneaky little trick, but it usually works. Take it as a sign that you're not her type.
If she keeps you at arm's length at all times, she may also be protecting her personal space,
so make sure you don't get too close.

You may be in trouble if she talks about other guys and doesn't laugh at your jokes...

4. She mentions other guys she finds attractive
No, she's probably not trying to make you jealous -- unless we are dealing with an ex-girlfriend,
a situation that belongs in another category altogether. Most likely, though, you are in the "friend zone,"
which means that you are just like one of her girlfriends that she shares her thoughts with. Ergo,
it has never even crossed her mind to date you. Not good.

5. She tries to set you up with another woman
She might do this because, like in signal No. 4, it never crossed her mind to date you.
Alternatively, she might do this because she likes you as a friend but wants to make certain you don't hit on her.
Either way, the message is clear: She definitely doesn't want you for herself.

6. She doesn't laugh at your jokes
If she is consistently stone-faced when you crack jokes, then you can conclude two important things.
First, she doesn't find your sense of humor engaging, and second, she doesn't like you enough to bother to
pretend otherwise. Here's a shocker: Whether or not she laughs at your jokes doesn't necessarily have to do
with whether or not she finds them funny. Laughing is a form of flirting, and if she isn't doing it, you can be pretty sure her mind isn't on you.

7. She is always vague about making plans
If she really wants to see you, she'll make firm plans. If she doesn't want to see you or doesn't care one way or another,
you can be pretty sure that she's not into you. If she is vague about making plans, it probably means that she is neutral about being in your company, or even worse, that she doesn't want to commit in case something better comes up. Ouch.

8. She regularly cancels plans with you
Let me break it to you gently: You are the fall guy, the "just in case she doesn't have anything better to do" guy.
It is certainly fair to cancel plans occasionally for a legitimate reason, but if she bails consistently,
ditch her, even as a friend. If she does this, it not only shows that she's not interested, but that she holds little respect for you at all. Move on, and do it quickly.

9. Her description of the perfect man sounds nothing like you
She tells you she wants a Mediterranean man who can dance salsa. You are Swedish and can only square dance. I know -- women rarely stick to what they say are the perfect traits they are looking for in a man. And indeed, she may actually end up with a square-dancing Swede, but in all likelihood, it won't be with you. Take this as a kind hint on her part that you, for whatever reason, are not her perfect man.
be warned
If she exhibits one of the above signs, it doesn't bode well for your cause.
If she exhibits two to three of these signs, you can be pretty certain that she's not interested.
If you are noticing more than three of the above signs, listen carefully, because it's never going to happen.

I know from experience that an unreciprocated crush can be a big blow to one's self-esteem.
So do yourself a favor and don't prolong the inevitable. If, after reading the above list,
you can gather that she isn't going to respond to your advances, put yourself out of your misery
-- just cut your losses and move on. Repeat this mantra to yourself until it sticks: She's just not into you.

holy cow, now i understand why these women were rejecting me. and the list of these ladies is as below :

1) eva mendes - she never return my call

2) shannon elizabeth - only laugh at my jokes but she preferred blacks.

3) aprill scott - regularly cancel plans with me

4) brooke burke - tries to set me up with another woman..i was thinking she wanted to do a lesbo thingy and left me on the sofa watching hohohohoho..

5) denise richards - She mentions other guys she finds attractive... she preferred mat salleh.

6) maya karin - She avoids eye contact and physical proximity... she told me that i was too sepet and wearing perfume from petaling street.. materialistikkk!!!

7) jennifer aniston - She says she's not ready for a relationship.. but she s banging vince vaugh..same style..prefered mat salleh..

8) tyra banks - She is always vague about making plans... soo pening sebba travel and modelling too much.. don t want anymore of her.. dumped her to others..hohohoho

9) monicca bellucci - she has not respond my yahoo messenger buzz n mesej yet.. even my sms.. perhaps Her description of the perfect man sounds nothing like me.

so bye bye these ladies.. so got to go hunting back at bar savanh .. for gurls that looking for malaysian n not mat salleh..

muahahahaha.. HEPPI ISNIN FOR U GUYS!!!!!

facts..... believe it n they are true..ihhiihi

2006-09-11T15:47:00.000+08:00

Fact No. 610
If you spend one hour in a public swimming pool, you will come into contact with about 50 ounces of urine.

Fact No. 611
In every episode of Seinfeld, there is something with Superman on it visible in at least one scene.

Fact No. 612
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the longest English word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Fact No. 613
In one year, Michael Jordan earned more money from Nike than all the employees at the Nike factory in Malaysia combined.

Fact No. 614
Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

Fact No. 615
The sitcom Friends was originally titled The Six of Us.

Fact No. 616
According to research, mosquitoes like people who have recently eaten bananas

joke n pics for todeiiii..

2006-09-11T12:58:00.000+08:00

VOTE FOR TOBY ... muahahahahahha VIVA ROCK...!!!!!!

n susan storm large..yehaaaa.. n juge

===joke for today ====

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens' room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens' room door, it was "OCCUPIED." The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies' room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR."

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!" Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of Warm Air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large Powder Puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR."

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"

ROOOOKKK SETARRRRR SUPERNOVA....

2006-09-11T12:47:00.000+08:00

muahahaha.. yooo matee!! howdy ?? ini mengenang mamat crocodile si steve.. sedis gak die dah blahh..
patik rasekan die bnyk menyumbang kepada dunia tv pendidikan haiwan. dari situ saya dan adk beradik dapat berlajar macamana
nak berjinak dengna haiwan liar seperti harimau, buaya, ular berbisa, ikan jaws dan juga raksasa gorgon.. dengan cara yg dipelajari saya dpt menjinakkan
mereka sehingga dapat mengikuti saya dalam persembahan di sarkas.

--- maaf siaran terganggu kerana huraian di atas telah terpesong dari niat asal untuk blog hari ini... ---

yo mate and howdy!!! actually saya ini memang kekanak televisyen.. mudha terpengaruh bile menonton sesuatu di tv dan
sehingga ingin imitate jadi idola yg saya tonton itu.. memang sah amatbahaya kalu saya tgh menonton rambo ke, ultraman ke atau watak watak hero lain, sah saya akan
merosakkan pekan, bandar di negara ini dengan letupan sane sini dan berjalan dgn mesingan.. tetapi saya dah tua so dah berubah sikit.. tapi kalu dpt
mesingan free, nak juga saya hambat ayam ayam liar atau kambing di kampung halaman saya untuk tembak secara bebas dan rawak.

--- maaf siaran terganggu kerana huraian di atas telah terpesong dari niat asal untuk blog hari ini... --- sikit lagi nak ke tujuan asal

haaaa..sekarang saya amat layan menonton rancangan reality show ROCKSTAR SUPERNOVA!!!!!!! gile cool dan saya terasa nak jadi bintang rock.. ala ala mereka. mmg segala
aktiviti sewaktu itu akan tergendala kerana saya akan menonton rockstar.. mmg akan saya bolot remote astro dan remote tv.. barangsiapa mengganggu saya mase itu mmg akan saya baham
dan siat hidup hidup (tottttttttttttttttttttt!!!! keganasan tidka sesuai untuk bawah lapan belaihhhhhh tahun)..

sebab sebab saya gile tgk rockstar :
1) Brooke burke yg gilosss cun n hottieeee lady.. cair mase tu dan macam terlondeh spendar tgk die peang mikrofon.. amat cun dan natural..
serte breast yg power.. sehingga juling mata 270 darjah

2) cool gileeeeee n macho set set ahli band supernova, seperti berikut :
a) JASON NEWSTED - basist metallica siotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt... idola zaman sekolah dan sehingga ke hari ini..metallica ini beb.. bukan grup dikir barat
or grup tarian zapin.. zaman tu terasa nak jadi metallicca.. n rase macho kalu dpt hafal lagu derang.. (nilaaa org islam , hafal al quran liat nak mampus..hihihi)

b) TOMMY LEE - setelah berpandangna engatif pasal mamat ni selepas kes ade tap evideo pasla die main ngan pamela anderson walaupon saya amat layan tgk hihihihi..
mase tu tgk tape ni kat france tahun 1999.. die beradegan atas bot.. (totttttttttttttt!!! cerite porno) ..tapi selepassssssss menontot TOMYM GOES TO UNIVERSITY..patik tabik
n respek drummer ni sebab tgk canne die bersungguh nak blajar n betapa hot chikas tutor tutor die mase kat u.. n mamat ni dah insaf. tu tatoo penuh badan.. tpai cool gile tgk die main drum.

c) GILBY CLARKE - guitaristttttttttttt GUNS N ROSES... name grup says it all... guns nye guitarist niiiiiiiiii!!!! cool gileee...

3) peserta peserta SUPERNOVA yg saya minat iaitu :
a) STORM LARGE SUSAN - hot chick.. tgk chikas rocker ni turn on siot..wakakaka. selepas tu dgn tatoo nye LOVER di belakang serte care die standing seksi siot.

b) TOBY - mamat ni gua nye faveret untuk menang !!! lagu die coool n canne die perform pon power. sampai ade sekali tu die bwk naik penonton perempuan atas stage... n
dgn accent australian ni cool sialllllllll...

so kebelakangna ini mode saya adalah rocker!!!! di samping BROOKE BURKE.. yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

PLEASE VISIT WWW.ROCKSTAR.MSN.COM .... VOTE FOR YOUR FAVERET !!!

B.U (buuuu) K.U (kuuuuu) H.I.D.U.P selepas MERDEKA

2006-09-04T18:00:00.000+08:00

Yeeehaaaaa to everyone.. apa khabar anda semua semenjak MERDEKA yg ke 49 ?? merdeka saya sambut bersama sama rakan rakan seperjuangan saya di rumah kelana jaya..selepas itu saya dan rakan rakan seperjuangan saya (ibarat kisah Hardy Boys naik besikal BMX) ke pulau pinang untuk menghadiri majlis perkahwinan rakan seperjuangan satu lagi …. Ini dia watak watak rakan rakan seperjuangan ..

(nak tiru kisah kisah hang hang tuah zaman melaka tapi lawan ala panglima bujang lapuk)

Hang spentot
Hang adam jambu
Hang jali pairin kitigan
Hang pami kasumbong
Hang dr syed

Kami empat empat hang telah ke negeri utara iaitu negeri francis light untuk pi majlis hang dr syed. Kebanyakan hang ni adalah seangkatan tok guru belajar di gua jauh nun di sana di negeri perancis… so hang syed adalah anatara batch patik, kami semua ade lebih kureng 10 hang mase tu..masih dara teruna dan bak kekanak jagung dan ding dang.

So kami berempat bertolak dari lembah kelang yg maju pesat serta penuh kereta cam pelesit.. pada hari Jumaat jam 0815. well banyak kami hardy boys ini borakkan di dalam kereta kuda hitam yg berkuasa 2.0 buatan tanah melayu.

Hang hang ni laaa semua yg terlibat dalam satu misi rahsia yg diinitiatekkan oleh hang adam n hang spentot.. muahahahah kami ingin membina pesawat angkasa lepas..chewahhhhhhh.. takdelaaa sampai tahap tu.. but ambition nye besar dan dalam progress… semoga berjaya dan kembali tanah melayu ke pentas dunia.. kuikuikui

Semenjak tahun ini sejak bulan 4, hang hang ni semua berhempa spulas, mengorbankan masa, memerah kepala, menghabiskan wang sehingga hang spentot pon tunggang langgang.. hang spentot n hang adam sampai meninggalkan dunia bola bujur buat sementara demi keluarga, bangsa dan Negara…

So hang hang ini semua berdiri dan mempertahankan sama sendiri dengan skill masng masing tersendiri… skill cabut mata, cabut tangan (lawan ala panglima bujang lapuk sekali lagi di sini).. sedis patik hang spentot melihat mereka ini semua berhempas pulas…
Tetapi niat suci murni ini akan terkabul satu hari…

BUKU HIDUP

Buku memilki mukasurat, kulit buku, warna, perkataan, chapter, perenggan, watak, kisah dan sebagainyeee… namun bagaimanakah seorang pembaca melayan sebuah buku ?

1) baca satu per satu perkataan dari awal sehingga abis
2) bace tajuk dna chapter nye sahaja dan cube imagine the story ?
3) bace beberapa chapter yg die suke?
4) Bace sambil berangan slow slow …
5) Bace intro dan penamat…

Hidup kita ni ibarat buku… samada cepat atau teliti atau satu persatu atau secara ringkas atau penuh cerita up/down atau monotone… berbeza dan unik mengikut seseorang itu..

Tapi adakah kite kalau ingin ke mukesurat sebelum ini dan membacanyee semula atau even mengubah cerita itu ?

Namun muka surat sebelum dan selepas merupakan intipati hidup itu dan komponen sesuatu karangan atau cerita.. gumbira, sedih, perit, seram , cinta or eksyen punye cerita..

Namun, setelah buku itu dilayan dari muka surat ke muka surat.. bnyk dpt kite pelajari dan memahami diri kita.. namun cerita itu dating dari kita sendiri dan bersyukurlahh dgn hikmahnyaaa.. tabahlaaa kite menghadapinyaa..

Soalan soalan subjektif selepas abis beberapa chapter dlm B.U.K.U hidup…

1) siapakah diri anda sebenanryee?
2) Siapa yang betul betul wujud dlm hidup anda?
3) Apa yg anda sedang buat ini?
4) Adakah anda menyayangi atau di sayangi seseorang ?
5) Anda heppi or tensen ?

Dan paling penting dan natural, ke muka surat ingin anda sambung karangan perenggan hidup anda ? siapakah watak watak nya? Di manakah ? macamana suasana itu ? kenapa anda di situ ?

Yang saya tahu Yang Maha Berkuasa dan Maha Pemurah ada di mana mana dan bersedialahhh kita… dan adalahh kawan kawan hang saya serta ibu saya yg saya sayangi… terima kasih kerana membesarkan saya mengikut satu buku yg agak bagus kisahnyaaa walaupon ade perenggan perenggan pahit…

Namun saya akan menyambung dengan perenggan2 manis … selagi saya berdaya..

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Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.

"What's that?" asked Jenny.

"Well," said Johnny, "if it were about three inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis."
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Pinocchio Grows Up

2006-08-24T18:33:00.000+08:00

Pinocchio has just turned 16 years old and Geppetto thinks to himself: "My son is going to take an interest in girls, I had better explain to him about the birds and the bees."

So he spends time telling Pinocchio about girls and sex and making love and all that. Pinocchio listens intently and then goes off to experiment.

Some time later, Geppetto sees his son and asks, "How's it going with the girls?"

Pinocchio replies, "Great! I'm doing fine, except that all the girls are complaining about splinters."

"Oh dear," says his father, "all I can suggest is that you smooth things over first with some sandpaper."

Some time later, he sees his son and asks, "How's it going with the girls?"

"Who needs girls when you've got sandpaper!"

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hi guys,

waa... really bersawang this blog.. seems long long longggggggggg time itu owner talak dtg kasik buang ini sawang.. let me first clean up this blog to rewrite back.. (actually clean up my mind)..
lots of things happened..

so wait wait la.. sesambil tu enjoy dulu this joke bout pinochio.

salut et a bientot mes poules!!

life quote that quakes....

2006-02-27T16:15:00.000+08:00

"when a man's great love is rejected, he ll go away n find the second gurl he like most..but it s still there before he really close the book on that gurl... the n when it s closed, it s closed forevar"

muahahahah SUPERHIIIIIIRROOO

2006-02-27T08:32:00.000+08:00

SUPERMAN
Sudah pasti menjadi budak penghantar surat atau poslaju kerana sifat terbang-terbangnya. Syarikat pertama yang akan meng'offer'nya kerja ialah syarikat poslaju UPS.

SPIDERMAN
Pencuci tingkap bangunan separuh masa kerana kerja tetapnya ialah sebagai PEREKA LAMAN WEB atau WEB DESIGNER. Ini kerana tangannya boleh mengeluarkan 'web' atau jaring untuk dijadikan benang menjahit baju.

BATMAN
Membuka kilang baja tahi kelawar. Batman senang je dapat sumber taik kelawar kerana dia akan merasuah member-membernya(kelawar) dengan memberi darah cipanzi supaya kelawar tersebut mudah hadam dan berak dalam kuantiti yang banyak.

CATWOMAN
Pembantu pest-control(penghalang binatang-binatang jahat seperti tikus,lipas dll). Kecekapannya menangkap tikus sudah pasti membuatkan tikus-tikus lari dari tempat kediaman. Namun kelemahan si catwoman ni bila orang ada garu dagunya..mesti dia gatal cam kucing.

DAREDEVIL
Akan menjadi badut pasukan Manchester United dengan memakai kostum RED DEVIL kemudian berlari-lari sekeliling padang dengan riang kerana dia tetap jadi devil walaupun dia tak jadi superhero.

HELLBOY
Pendakwah bebas. Dia berdakwah kepada orang ramai supaya jauhkan diri dari neraka kerana sengsaranya dia hidup kat neraka.

THE PUNISHER
Hakim sepenuh masa di mahkamah tinggi Amerika. Ini kerana sifatnya yang suka menjatuhkan hukuman(punish).

ROBOCOP
Jadi tokey besi buruk kerana sudah pasti dia akan menjualkan besi-besi kat badan dia.

ULTRAMAN
Membuka kedai sup daging raksaksa seperti sup ekor, sup taring dan sup sirip rasaksa. Ini kerana selepas berlawan dengan rasaksa sudah pasti daging berselerakan. Namun khabarnya, kedai sup ultraman tiada pelanggan melainkan beberapa ekor biawak hutan tropika.

WOLVERINE(X-MEN)
Pencukur rambut profesional. Pisaunya yang banyak tu mampu mencukur seluruh badan kambing dalam masa 0.05 saat je mengatasi baju gaban.

GABAN
Menjadi penjaga keselamatan di tasik Raban(Perak)macam baywatch tu. Ini kerana naga gaban sudah tenggelam dalam tasik tu. Naga tasik cini tu khabarnya adik sedara naga gaban.

SMASPEN

diumumkan akan keluar ke market sejenis seluar dalam multifunction baru yg bakal mengegarkana pasaran tempatan dna juga internasional. Selain berfungsi sebagai seluar dalam biasa, beberapa features menarik dan penting telah ditambah. dalam karangna selepa sini akan saya paparkan dan describe dgn lebih mendalam lagi seluar dalam ini dgn gambarajah berlabel.

SAYANGANTUK HARI INI N MATE SAYA MAKIN SEPET.

bahtera hidup ku.. laut tenang or penuh rintangan..

2005-12-01T08:49:00.000+08:00

salut a tous,

haiyoooooooo sudah lama talak update ini blog.. but dun worri to all my fans..muahahahaha gedik jek gelak. hmm *sigh* .. life is full of surprises and wonderful thing..

but never ever at this moment of my life, my bahtera hidup will take a sudden direction towards sumthin beautiful but full of obstacle .. n i as the ship commander has to be strong n stick to my decisions.. eventhough it will be objected by my crew or my commander.

tapi kan for me the spentot since kecik, the thing yg really mau tak dpt but dpt other thing yg i tak terfikir but damn better bile sedar akhirnyee..

for example : sekolah asrama yg aku nak masuk, tempat mana aku nak belajar oversea dulu.. all those things sume bukan tempat yg aku wish in the first place but best gileeee akhirnyee pegi tempat yg aku dpt. heheeheh and it s happening again this time..

we never know n we only try to figure out things.. but u can only predict.. we can only feel the voyage once we are in the boat towards that voyage and experience the storm, sunny days etc...

but always... AM I DOING THE RIGHT THING?? AM I TRAINED ENUF TO BE THE SHIP COMMANDER ? LEFT OR RIGHT SHUD I GO ??

*** luv to Aida ***

hamba kene tagged siot.. oleh videl

2005-10-14T11:05:00.000+08:00

20 Tahun Yang Lalu (1985)

hmm.. waktu saya darjah 2.. ketika itu saya beraksi di arena sekolah rendah.. di negara jiran ita iaitu Singapura. mase tu dok cube mengatal bergelfren dgn awek mat salleh yg sama umur dgn saya.. selalu main kat dalam longkang besar dekat rumah saya.. nak main cium cium ngan awek mat salleh tu sebab die yg ajar saya muahahahah. antara bende yg saya pening zaman ini ialah setiap kali nak pergi mengaji sebab terpaksa mengharungi jalan jalan yg penuh dgn anjing anjing buas dan liar.. mmg konfem kaget n pening kapla nak elakkan anjing anjing ini.. mase ni saya tak pandai naik basikal lagi.. selalu kene jalan kaki pergi kedai beli bende.. cukup nyampah time tu. muahahaha

10 Tahun Yang Lalu (1995)

hmm waktu ini.. saya baru jek dpt result spm.. dgn murahnye rezeki saya terus dicampak ke luar negara.. iaitu ke negara bernama Perancis.. sememangnyee ini suatu detik penting dlm hidup saya. peribadi dewasa terbentuk ketika di sini dan bermula satu hidup baru.. dok fikir canne nak survivre kat france ni.. start belajar di bandar colmar, alsace (france).

mase ni gaklaaa saya start my rugby career di senior level dgn bermain under19 untuk kelab colmar dgn najidi. selalu dpt kiterang berjalan sane sini setiap weekend kerana game.

sambil tu petang petang selalu main bola kat sebelah hostel tempat kiterang tinggal. mase ni saya dah pandai naik basikal dan memiliki basikal merah digunakan untuk belajar, beli makanan n pergi shopping..muahahahah
dan mase ni mule nak jatuh cinte ngna awek french name nye Blondine Mougenot.. rugi saya tak sambung kisah cinte dgnnyee.. disaksikan oleh kawan kawan melayu france ni..

5 Tahun Yang Lalu (2000)

saya di tahun kedua Master saya di SUPELEC Metz, france.. zaman ini memang zaman kegelapan saya penuh dgn entertainement je idop saya dan ramai kawan baik french..slalu pegi bersukaria sane sini n kuat ponteng kelas plak tu...wakakakak
mase ni gaklaa saya main rugby untuk universiti dan kelab.. mmg gilee btui saya.. sampai jadi kapten universiti nye team.. haahahah glemer plak .. mase ni gak junior sayaa @ kawan baik si wan razali join saya kat supelec metz..

3 Tahun Yang Lalu (2002)

saya di final year master dan telah repeat one year angkara kuat sgt heppening mase 1st n 2nd year master haahhaah.. akhirnyee sayaa di thaun akhir dan akan pulang ke tanah air yg tercinta dan memulakan hidup series saya nanti. termemang tanye tanye macamane nanti hidup di malaysia?? muahahahaa akan saya tinggalkan kesemua rakan rakan french saya seperti alexis, jeff, benjamin, nedeem, tof, sophie, amelie, judith etc....

Tahun Lepas (2004)

ahahahah saya dgn selamatnye sdg bekerja n bahagia bekerje n my career is on track.. telah tukar departement baru n slalu beruntung dpt bos yg best everytime.. keje dok kuat flirt kat mesia ni.. ade frust tak dpt ngurat si sorang awek ni... so takpe.. ngurat awek lain. mmg giile gak time ni lepak ngna member member rugby royal selangor club n aktif gile main.. time ni dah main for the country lawan taiwan, singapore n india. dahlaaa mase wakil selangor dapat menjuarai piala agong !!!! muahahah

Tahun Ini (2005)

tahun ini saya rase bersyukur lagi kepada tuhan kerana masih hidup.. kerje makin best n hidup sukan pong cam biase best tapi dok flirt je keje.. ntah bile nak berenti tapi nampak gaya saya akan start berenti dah.. demi Aida.. tahun ni saya nak target ambil sume exam saya..muahahahah bnyk siottt..

Tahun Depan (2006)

eheheheh .. tahun ni wat pe ye?? mase tu sayaa start masuk rumah yg saya beli.. sebab rumah saya siap mase thaun ni.. best best. pastu nak prepare to quit my company to jump to other for my career plan n better pay.. target to head position in any interesthing IT dept.. muahahahah still playing rugby if not injured... nak main sampai umur 36-37..wakakaka start plan nak kawin ke hujung tahun ke??

10 Tahun Hadapan (2015)

fuiyoooo mase ni anak sayaa dah 4 kot.. insyallah hidup dah bahagia bersama org org tersayang. dok driving audi A4 ke, BMW 5 series ke ..wkaakkakakaak oklaaa..saya dah jadi coach rugby for memane team.

itu sahaja dan saya akan tag secara paksarela org org berikut untuk buat bende chainstory ni :

1) syed
2) maini
3) chics
4) jaja
5) headwind
6) kuza

itu sahajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...salut!!!

pantun raya.. meh baca nohhhhhhhhhh!!!

2005-10-12T01:23:00.000+08:00

> Dua tiga kucing berlari
> Mana nak sama si kuih gelang
> Dua tiga kuih boleh ku cari
> Mana nak sama pulut panggang sorang
>
> Goreng cempedak di luar pagar
> Ambik batang buruk tolong jolokkan
> Saya budak baulu belajar
> Kalau salah tolong sampritkan
>
> Kek pandan jauh ke tengah
> Apam balik bercabang tiga
> Hancur maruku di kandung tanah
> Masak lodeh yang baik dikenang juga
>
> Sorong apam tarik apam
> Buah Melaka dalam perahu
> Suruh makan apam saya makan apam
> Suruh makan apam balik saya tak tahu
>
> Lepat Pak Malau lepat pisang
> Lepat hamba lepat ubi
> Pau tuan pau kelapa
> Pau hamba pau serikaya
>
> Lemang tinggi-tinggi
> Sampai cucur badak
> Belum tumbuh gigi
> Dah pandai makan karipap
>
> Hari ini menanam jagung
> Hari esok menanam serai
> Malam ini kita makan kuih jagung
> Malam esok kita makan tapai
>
> Nasik manis buah Melaka
> Sayang popia hamba lurutkan
> Buang tepung gomak buang serimuka
> Kerana cokodok hamba turutkan
>
> Kalau ada donat di ladang
> Boleh saya menumpang makan
> Kalau ada lemang yang panjang
> Boleh kita menumpang makan lagi
>
> Kuih talam di bawa belayar
> Masak setalam di atas peti
> Hutang lempuk boleh di bayar
> Hutang dodol di bawa mati
>
> ***********************************
> Kelantan...
> Make ikke cicoh budu
> Jange lupo tamboh satar
> Kelik rayo taksir laju
> Nanti rayo dale sepita
>
> Terengganu...
> Makang ubi jamang jepong
> Makang kepok cicah cuke
> Bulang pose mung bengong
> Bulang raye mung gile
>
> Pahang...
> Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
> Nasi dagang ikan patin
> Jange mu masam muko
> Raya makan rendang sadin
>
> Johor...
> Cegitu cegini awak suke
> Awak suke kite tak suke
> Esok luse hari raye
> Sama-sama bersuke rie
>
> Melaka...
> Hawau kau berak merate
> Kaki bengkak ulau patok
> Kalu balik naik kerete
> Jangan pandu kalau ngantok
>
> N. Sembilan...
> Masak lomak cili api
> Campo dongan daun turi
> Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
> Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri (org kolumpo jgn
kocik ati!!)
>
> Selangor/K.Lumpur...
> Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
> Tapi wa tipu sama lu
> Raya jangan buat tak tau
> Angpau ada bagi gua dulu
>
> Perak...
> Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong
> Deroyan busok tebok tupai
> Pandu hemat ingat kampong
> Asal teman selamat sampai
>
> Kedah...
> Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
> Lapaq perut makan pau
> Macam mana tak ketaq
> Kena paksa bagi angpau
>
> Penang...
> Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
> Anak mami juai pesemboq
> Lepas raya usah dok triak
> Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq
>
> Perlis...
> Padang besaq kecik aja
> Tempat siam lalu lalang
> Hari raya kita berbelanja
> Jangan sampai menambah utang

mari membunuh syaitan muahahahah

2005-10-11T11:26:00.000+08:00

Seorang lelaki berusia lima puluhan tahun baru sahaja kematin isteri
akibatpenyakit kronik. Kemudian datang beberapa tawaran dari orang
tertentu menawarkan beberepa perempuan untuk dijadikan isteri baru.
Setelah meminta tempoh dan berfikir sedalam- dalamnya dia pun
bersetuju untuk berkahwin.
Selepas memilih dan beberapa orang calon isteri yang ditawarkan oleh
orang kampong maka dia pun berkahwin dengan seorang perempuan yang
agak muda berusia dalam lingkungan dua puluh lima tahun. Selepas
majlis pernikahan mereka pun hidup bersama seperti pengantin baru yang

lain.... ...
Isteri barunya sering ke surau pada setiap petang khamis mengikuti
kuliah agama yang sering diadakan secara mingguan dengan pesyarah
jemputan yang diundang khas mengajar agama di kampong tersebut.
Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau dia
menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut..."abang,
abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu
bersatu/bersetubuh dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang
betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti
membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan". Kata si suami "yerr
kerr. Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai utuk bunuh
syaitan kann, betul tak sayanggg" sambil ketawa.
Isteri hanya
tersenyum panjang.
Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh
syaitan... bang". Si suami tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari
kemudian, si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan...
bang". "tak pe... tunggula malam". Esoknya si isteri berkata "banggg,
jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang".
Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah. Esoknya siisteri berkata
"banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... ".
Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ..........
"Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke nak bunuh abang"
huaaaaa huaaaaa muuuaaaahhh

baju gaban dalam 1 2 3 saat..

2005-10-10T00:41:00.000+08:00

SALUT A TOUS,

hmm..di malam yang sepi dan sejuk ini, aku sedang menelaah bersama pelita gas minyak di stapler di atas dahi .. menimba ilmu di dada supaya berilmu laa jadinya untuk mudah bekerja.. berikut adalah topic saya perlu belasah belajar sempena bulan ramadhan yang mulia ini :

1) internetworking
2) internet protocols
3) IP subnetting and VLSMA
4) ip routing
5) EIGRP, OSPF, RIP
6) L2 switching
7) VLANS
8) Access lists
9) WAN protocols
10) NAT
11) Fr, ISDN
12) MPLS
13) VoIP
14) Triple play applications

wakakakaka.. pekajadah hamba bercakap di siin.. pastu nak abiskan course ringkas MBA.. kuikuikui.. tamak haloba beta ni.. pastu skrang tgh ensure Aida pass lesen memandu n nak encourage die belajar n dlm career die..

oklaaa.. hamba sudah agak biol kapla maka dengan ini mari kita mendengar lagu lame WOW -kau yang satu..

ok semua beratur bertiga tiga.. 1 2 3 nyanyi!!!

WOW - KAU YANG SATU

Dm Gm
Tanpamu akulah yang rindu
A Dm
Tanpa dirimu hilanglah manjaku
Dm Gm
Kasihmu takhta naluriku
A A# A
Cintamu hanya dihatiku

Dm Gm
Izinkan aku selami hatimu
A Dm
Izinkan aku bisikan cintaku
Dm Gm
Janjiku pada kau yang satu
A A# A
Diriku hanyalah untukmu

Dm
Engkaulah yang satu
Gm
Pujaan hatiku
A# A
Sucinya cintaku padamu
Dm Gm
Sayangku hanya kau yang satu
A#
Kasih dan rinduku
A
Milikmu

dah dha.. pekak telinga beta dengar..

slamat bersahur!!!

oh rumi dan juli kisah cinta.. alalalalala

2005-10-04T01:47:00.000+08:00

selamat pagi buat anda semua,

hmm.. pada waktu itu hujan rintis rintis di lebuhraya utara selatan dari exit Tapah.. saya sedang menekan pedal brek kereta hitam saya yang sudah agak berabuk dan kotor cam kerete kerbau. menuju ke arah kuala lumpur saya semasa itu..

betapa bahagia dan seronok nye saya weekend baru ini.. buat pertama kali saya ke cameron highland.. menjauhkan diri dari kesibukan kota dan bersama sama org yg saya suka bersama.. rakan baik saya, dan seorang yang muncul dalam hidup saya kebelakangan ini .. Aida dan tidak lupe hiburan hati saya anak anak buahnya..

pada waktu itu di dalam kereta, Aida sedang tidor di seat belakang bersama anak buahnya si Aiman.. betapa sweetnya mereka sedang tidor.. di temani bunyi rintisan hujan yang mula menitik demi titik di atas kereta saya.. si anak buah nya Azwan pula sedang tidor di seat sebelah saya..

hahahaahha saya tawa kecil kerana pada waktu itu sudah pasti kereta yang lalu anggap saya seoran bapa.. saya pon ketawa sesorang tapi agak slow tawa untuk tidak membangunkan mereka yg sedang comel tidor dalam kereta.

dengan tetiba diputarkan lagu dari Bumiputra Rockers - harum mekar di hati dan juga selepas itu lagu hetty koes endang - dengan kasih.. ingin saya kongsikan bende yang saya abaikan selama ini..

SEWAKTU ANDA MEMANDU DI JALAN ... SEJENAK IMBASAN HIDUP KITA AKAN DI MAINKAN.. FILEM HIDUP ANDA.. DAN ANDA FIKIRKAN APA YANG TELAH, SEDANG DAN AKAN BERLAKU.. DETIK DETIK INI AMAT PENTING.. ANDA AKAN HABISKAN MASA BERFIKIR MENIKMATI SETIAP BENDE YANG BERLALU.. NESCYAA ADE HIKMAH DI SEBALIKNYAA..

melihatkan Aida yang sedang tidur di belakang, dapat saya rasakan amat bertuah mengenali seseorang yg indah.. yang mungkin akan sebenarnya menyayangi saya ini yang amat spentot.. ahhahaha diri saya sudah banyak selingan iklan hidup yang baik dan banyak buruk..tetapi inilah hidup yang saya telah buat dan lalui.

saya sedar masih ada laluan yang sukar tapi yg pasti laluan yang saya akan berusaha gigih melaluinyaa..

tetiba aida bangun dengan gaya bebasnyaa mengeliat ..hahahaha tawa kecil saya melihat gaya bebas ala olimpiknyee.. n betapa sweetnyee dier.. menyentuh bahu saya dan mengurut urut.. sambil cakap.. "u okay??" sudah cukup buat seorang insan lelaki yg kononnye macho haahahah tersentuh hati.. kerana die terhaur melihat saya memandu seoran gmembiarkan yang lain tidor kepenatan selepas berseronok di cameron highland.

aida melilitkan tangannya di sekeliling tengkuk saya sambil .. memanaskan hati di badan yang sejuk ini..

terima kasih aida...

tanah tinggi Cameron
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waaa betapa bestnyee... Aida telah mengajak saya ke cameron.. bersiar siar sebelum bulan ramadhan.. kami berjalan jalan di pasar sayur sayuran.. hmm betapa sedapnyaa jeruk stroberi!!!! hahaahahah.. pastu rakan baik saya si Jack membeli banyak sayuran untuk di baw apulang ke johor bharu..

pusing pusing kat sana.. lepas tu ke ladang teh BOH cameron highlands.. best teramat naik ke atas...ternyata saya menjauhi hidup hidup malam saya di kuala lumpur dan padang ragbi buat seketika.. hmmm a great breakaway..

nyaman dan indah bau tempat peranginan..

RAgbi piala Agong

SAYA INGIN MENGUCAPKAN TAHNIAH KEPADA KELANTAN KERANA MENJUARAI PIALA AGONG 2005.. SYAA AMAT BANGGA KERANA KAREER RUGBY SAYA BERMULA DI KELANTAN IAITU DI SEK ME SAINS MACHANG.. DAN NEGERI INI BERJAYA MENJUARAI KEJUARAAN BERPRESTIJ RAGBI TANAHAIR.
MEMANG PENUH DENGNA BAKAT SKUAD KELANTAN .. BUAT PERTAMA KALI DAPAT SAYA SAKSIKAN KEWUJUDAN SEMULA PERMAINAN BACKLINE YANG LAJU DAN BERKUALITI.. SETELAH SEKIAN LAMA LENYAP DARI ARENA RAGBI TANAHAIR..

INSYALLAH INI AKAN MEMAJUKAN RAGBI TANAHAIR. DAN CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!!!!

selamat MENYAMBUT bulan RAMADHAN.....

splash splash!!

2005-09-26T00:05:00.000+08:00

hi guys,

comment vous allez??? ape kabar anda semua maksudnyaa?? ehehhehe.. oklaa sudah lama saya tidak bercerita di sini..

ok life is fun n ok.. eheh bulan ramadhan yang mulia pung tibaa.. teramat best sebab kita akan buat bende yang lain sikit.. :D tenang sikit jadinyeee kite.. so cam biasa saya akan cube membeli baran gberbuka di pasar ramadhan kelana jaya n berhajat banyak sikti beribadah..

dalaam bulan ramadhan ini juga saya nak abiskan sume certificate expert network saya.. ccna, ccnp n mcse.. kene habiskan semua.. sebab saya pong nak start belaar sendiri course MBA.. penting bagi kareer saya sebab saya dah mula tak paham term sales.marketing ceo, svp or vp cakap...

wowwwww!!! weekend baru ni..saya abiskan mase dengan aida.. bersama anak anak saudaranyee.. kiterang pegi lepak di safari waterpark.. mmg sah saya ni makhluk suke main air.. pantang nampak ade circuit tiub.. terus naik n masuk..

mmg gila suka main main circuit kat waterpark.. had funs with the boys..anak buah aida.. saya pula dok suke usik aida.. paling best dapat spend time dengan aida...
sambil lepak lepak minum cendol di tepi kolam air.. makan cucur cempedak laa.. macam macam ada..

aida tak abis abis minta saya dukung dia.. cukup suka suurh saya dukung.. dok main racing berenang dengan aida.. teringat kenangan main water park kat france.. lagi psaiko die ne cirucit but best gilee!!! sebba mencabar..

rugby

skuad piala agong selangor di ban dari tournament this year..so there will be no selangor in agong s cup..sorry for the fans but we players gave a walkover due to security reason.. nak wat canne.. as a sympathy to mat romli , kedah player yg injured teruk lutut die..

oklaaa.. esok saya akan bergerak ke perak for 3 days work..

so have a nice monday guys!!!

p/s:

aku tgh dengar lagu :
1. ezlynn - bersamamu
2. ramli sarip n siti cathy : doa buat kekasih
3. anto hoed - tentang seseorang
4. melly goeslow

pasni nak dengkur

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I Love Beans

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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day, he met a girl and fell in love.
When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage if I carry on like this." So he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk.

On his way home, he passed by a small café and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk, he thought he would walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered three extra large helpings of beans.

He farted all the way home. By the time he arrived home, he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for dinner tonight!"

She put a blindfold on him and led him to his chair at the head of the table, and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another fart coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the phone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air around him.

He had just started to feel better when another urge came on. He raised his leg and rrriiipppp! It sounded like a diesel engine revving and smelled even worse. To keep himself from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate.

Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise to stay blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and then fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells (indicating the end of his freedom), he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of the napkin.

Smiling contently, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her that he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!" To his shock and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

tu es belle....

2005-09-16T01:06:00.000+08:00

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.

There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

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joke laa plakkkkk.. poyo plak aku..FYI Selangor won against PDRM and qualify for the next round of Agong s cup!!!
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1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand."

4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

12. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.

14. Women think all beer is the same.

15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rainforest.

16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days' worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

18. Women brush their hair before bed.

19. Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea of how she'll be in bed.

20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: modeling.

21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the Bible." Hmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?

22. Women do not know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?"

23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.

24. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

Sharina

2005-09-06T13:35:00.000+08:00

Sharina @ Chics,

My longgg good great fren,

i hope u re ok.. sad for me to see u sad...

i only wish u will be happy and to see again the sooo beautiful smiling lady again.

ur laughter, cry, smile, ur so sexy daring stare always make ppl around u feel warm n happy.. cloud of love will be covering u..

we will be frenz forever during sad or happy.. u know me n i know u..

ur true happiness is nearby and not far.. u re not asking much only seeking for sumone to look after each other..

i hope this will be ur milk for today and cheer up babe!!!!

ps: belanjer tetap belanja beb.. muahahahha aku kempunan ni.. kuikuikui

truly,

SpenKodok
XOXOXO

Warkah cinta buat dindaku

2005-09-06T12:47:00.000+08:00

Adindaku Juliette MArquis,

Apa khabar dinda?? harapnyee dinda sihat sahaja dan bahagia tengha membuat apa sahaja di sana. kanda tahu hidup di hollywood agak susah dan meriah untuk dinda. Kanda bangga dengna pencapaian dinda.

Sekarang kanda sudah berubah dan tidak seperti dulu lagi. Kanda sudah tinggalkan dunia samseng ala sarip dol di simpang empat depan kedai kopi AH FATT. Kanda sudah tidak lagi kacau anak anak gadis kampung yang baru pulang dari kerja di kilang besi bolton lagi. Kanda teramat rindu dengan pelukan dinda dan merindui setiap saat kita berkejaran di ladang kelapa sawit sebelah rumah kita.

Harapnye kareer dinda berjalan dengan cemerlang dan moga dapat bawa pulang bnyk bnyk awards serta majalah playboy buat kanda. kanda sekarang merupakan petani moden yang berjaya menyahut cabaran Perdana menteri kita. Kita sudah memiliki 45 reban ayam, 699234 ekor keldai kelas B, 59923 lembu tenusu dutch lady dan 600234 ekar ladang kelapa sawit.
cukuplah untuk menyar akeluarga kita yang kecil ini dan memiliki rumah kayu impian dinda.

Segala gambar dinda kirimkan telah kanda framekan dna bua tposter di rumah kita. kanda amat merindui dinda dan pulanglahhh segera.

yang merindui,
kanda mu

SPenToad
XOXOXOXO

Ladies Want A Sensitive Jerk Playaaaaa

2005-09-04T19:39:00.000+08:00

A good friend of mine and I were talking about relationships the other night over drinks, when he looked at me and exclaimed in total exasperation, "I don't understand women. If we're nice, you relegate us to friend status and go for a complete jerk, and then come crying to us that you just want a nice guy. Are you insane? What do you want?" And that's when it hit me: all women want a sensitive bastard -- yes, that's a good thing. But what does this strange, sarcastic phrase mean exactly? How can you become the man that women can't get enough of? And are women insane?

The way to keep the woman of your dreams interested in you and only you is to be sensitive while retaining your masculinity. Know when to be kind and understanding, and when to stick to your guns, so to speak. For instance, if she just got fired and is devastated, that is when you should be her shoulder to cry on and do something nice for her like rent her favorite comedy on DVD and watch it with her.

but if she does sumthin that annoys you, then you have to tell her that and be firm at your feet..

oklaaa that s all..

SpenToad Weekend

Had a relaxing weekend and went out all out on Friday's evening with frenz at Loft, Dooraisamy. Were havinga real blast of rave nite there and Gaelle was there. Gaelle is a french lady in Malaysia and she s here since 6-7 months and really enjoys malaysia. Cool and fabulous french lady.. spend the nite dancing with her and chatting in french laa.. we were laughing and trying to remember all the french jokes. Gaelle,Jackos, Ayung, Fashan, Amir, Ryza, Mardina and Idunnowathername were at the party. Dancing like i dunno what around the table.. it was fun evening with friends there as the floor manager, club manager and the bouncers are our frenz.. ahahahahah feel like VIP there. managed to went on friday ntie since as jackos n i got no rugby game with SELANGOR. this weekend selangor is resting and sadly this selangor struggled to the piala agong playoffs. we have to fight our way to the qualifications by playing thru piala presiden...

SPent the merdeka day with Pwincess, she advised me new glasses to wear on.. wear this one and u look more hensem my big guy!!! kuang kuang kuang... we went jalan jalan at LowYatt and Sg Wang... as usual we makan Famous Anos cookies !!! sedap gileeeee... ahahahah she was melting when bau the sedap cookies.. she woke me up early for brekfes at mohsin.. we went out damn early.. managed to do a ttdi - one utama - bukit bintang - one utama in one day.. watched the movie GOL n GINCU at GSC OU.. fucking great malaysian movie and damn proud of it!!!! once the scripts are original and honest !! not the usual funyn malay baku language and camera angles were marvellous. was laughing like hell with pwincess.

Zana asked out on saturday and wanted me to bring her out partying.. but i was penat alredi of the partying nite before and just wanted to hav a cool chiling saturday..lagipon i wanna go visit my gud friend hairul and shazrah..they just had a baby gurl who will be a heartbreaker bile besar nanti..comel sgt baby tu.. takut siot nak pegang ..takut patah baby tu nanti..wakakakakak. so told zana that i things to do on saturday.. sort of got to spend time with gf la..blablabla... so she will not kacau. but promised to teman her on her besday nite nanti...

our record this years is 1-3 ( won 1 game and lost 3 games)... we hav to shake our ass up as we are the defending champions of agong's cup!!! we ll be there.. heheeheh

ok bloke.. i know tommorow is monday but be strong and try to make it a good day to start guys!!!

weird dream.. first or last thought

2005-08-29T23:06:00.000+08:00

hi people,

been busy in life actually n especially at work... eventhough it s stressful but work is work. u shud know how to overcome it n be cool supaya it will not ganggu ur life.

well it happens last week.. i had a weird dream... mimpi kawin 2323@#@#@#$244 !!! wat de hell ? in that dream, dikahwinkan atas arrangement my dad.. lagi laaa tak suke.. pandai pandai. cam aku ni anak pompuan zaman dedulu plak. at first, the majlis was grand.. lot of muzik with sort of macam macam pancaragam.
kuang kuang kuang... colorful with kids running around.. i was sort of berjalan di wedding tu. My dad as usual of his, invited a lot of VIP people n his frenz..

n the weird thing.. i still dunno who is my bride.. but one thing for sure, my best frenz Naj was there apit pengantin perempuan.. ade gak terfikir cun ke idak pengantin pompuan.. wakakak tapi i know that bride asal dari kuala kangsar.. funny weh??

but another thing.. at that moment i know my heart belong to sumone n .. that sumone is not even my GF.. that sumone.. so i was decided n say it loud to my dad to cancel the wedding saying that i will not get married to his choice. so i tolak org sane sini carik my dad n tell him that i m not getting married. gilaaaaaa cam citer hindustan selekta emas tontonan ibu ibu n kaum laki jiwang setanah malaya.

my heart belongs to her even i m not sure can be with her...
this lady makes me smile, shares lot of same things with me, can talk hours n hours.. we even share the same music... but it s too beautiful to think bout it?? hav u ever experienced the thing that u melt suddenly for sumone?? heart melting for sumeone n best tgk awek cun is totally different... sort of soulheart situation..
but fliritng is perhap her middle name...

i know it s difficult for her to open her heart.. but at first i thought she nearly open her heart.. mungkin i m the average passing Joe in her life.. just passing by n perhaps to flirt with n then go away... becoz only me yg melt n not her?? so better me jgn perasan..

cume since after that it looks like she closed her heart to me.. but still the stars are there for her n maybe i can look after that stars... claiming them as my stars too.

if ever she calls me, i think my sengih will last forever... if ever she ask me out, my soul will be nurtured forevar.. ahhh.. but wishes are wishes... n now i only pray for it.

but too selfish only hoping those things for me.. but better to see her really hepi .. so let be it..

siot jiwangkarat plak aku.. muahaahaha kene denga rlagu metalicca balik untuk jadi rawkkk balik..
--------------------------------------------------------
i will always like u n wait for u until....... to say i luv u is still not it but not to say it is still not too far.

ur smile
ur voice
ur manja
ur songs
ur msg

are the karbohidrat, protein, vitamins etc.. of me. u r the most beautiful lady for me.---------------------------------------------------------

4th April 2005

Lai Lai li tampelum...

2005-08-17T13:34:00.000+08:00

hey guys,

been long time tak update..sort of tak tau ape nak update n citer..ehhehe so kali ni saya nak bercerite sikit je..sikit je tentang permainan saya suka main zaman kekanak ribena dulu...hihiihih. ohh sebentar..saya nak pergi mencari protein + karbohidrat dahulu kerana perut saya lapar.

burp.. sedawa sedikit ehehehhe.. jgn salahkan saya cikgu..mmg saya suke di rotan ..eheheheh mungkin ini faktor kenapa adults suke spanking..alamakkk..eheheh

okk di senaraikan permainan saya suke main sampai tahap selalu kene tarik telinga or kene hambat dengan ibu bapa saya dengan senjata or tidak diketahui mereka hihihihi. :D

1) permainan lawan Pemadam getah

saya teramat terrer main ini permainan di skolah agama waktu petang...hobi utama sehingga penuh saku baju melayu saya dengan berbagai jenis pemadam. due pihak akan berlawan menggunakan pemadam.. kite carik meja n kite perlu gerakkan pemadam pakai jari sehingge berjaya menindih pemadam pihak lawan. mmg bnyk pemadam jadi mangsa saya.

member main : kawan kawan satu sekolah agama di singapura n rakan kelas mase darjah 3 marikh n 4 kejora.

tahap : mmg saye terrer

2) permainan tudung botol

woooooooo ini feveret gileeeee... belajar permainan ni mase darjah 3 lepas saya pulang ke malaysia dari singapura.. ternyata negara kita lebih bnyk permainan tradisional n menjimatkan. kat singpore, derang kaya n suke beli mainan mahal dari TOY R US.. gagal laaa bapa saya nak beli n ade kene tengking karang wakakakak. so baik main tudung botol. mmg feveret.. main atas lantai dlm kelas sambil boleh skodeng kawan pompuan pakai skirt or cikgu seksi...opssss. 5 tudung botol di perlukan n memang skill jentikan jari n menggunakan anggota badan kene power. sape fleksible mmg ternyata avantage.

member main : sume geng darjah 3 n 4 serte sepupu sepupu saya.. main di sekolah n rumah. dulu saya minat sepupu saya ni sebab die cun... budus sungguh saya ni

tahap : saya hanya average player n tak cukup power.... sebbab kidal kot ??

3) race basikal n mandi bogel di sungai

yg ni acara utama bile petang ade ko kurikulum di skolah... gile sukeee...mase tu saya berbekalkan basikal chopper yg tayar depan kecik serte seat bules sandar tu..mmg cam chopper laaaa... wakakakak konon nak ke hard rock tayang basikal... mandi bogel tu cam bese n kalu nasib baik bule skodeng awek kampung berkemban n kalu lagi nasib baik bule kene kejar org kampung. bapa saya plak asyik tanya saya gi hisap rokok ke ?? n kalu die kantoi..die nak rotan saya ibarat seksaan zaman askar jepun.. lantas sampai hari ni saya bukan perokok.. cume merokok sosial..waktu waktu tak munasabah ketika ke kelab malam.

member main : ni dah besar sket n zaman zaman ala ala start gatal tgk pompuan..darjah 5 n darjah 6.

tahap : fanatik member.... sampai baik ngna makcik gerai yg kiterang order makan lepas penat mandi sungai...

4) main lempar selipar jepun ke susunan 10 tin susu kosong n lari...

hahh..yg ni main berpasukan.. ade team baik n team jahat.. ni standard ramai main kat kampung. ni kene ade skill terrer lari laju n lari bengkang bengkok. mungkin dari sini saya mule develop skill berlari untuk di gunakan bile saya ceburi bidang ragbi... iaitu meng sidestepkan diri. ni mmg riuhhh main..main kat kawasan lapang depan rumah sedara sebelah rumah.. gile lari sampai selalu la jugak lupe tarik handbreak n terjun masuk semak or langgar org kampung.

5) permainan A B C .. hingga k eZ.. yg kene bagi name negara, binatang, bende n etc...

suke main ni ngna sepupu saya yg cun tu... wakakaka ni permainan waktu malam bile tak di benarkan keluar. wakakakaak cukup suke main sebba kire baur nak cabar minda main bende ni..muahaahaha

oklaaaaaa.. itu sahaja buat ini... saya nak pegi mandi. boboiiiii n selamat semua.

menanti sebuah jawaban

2005-08-10T07:33:00.000+08:00

aku tak bisa luluhkan hatimu
dan aku tak bisa menyentuh jiwamu
Seiring jejak kakiku bergetar
Aku telah terpagut oleh cintamu
Menelusup hariku dengan harapan
(namun kau masih) terdiam membisu

Reff :
Sepenuhnya aku ingin memelukmu
mendekap penuh harapan
Tuk mencintaimu
Setulusnya aku akan terus menunggu
menanti sebuah jawaban
Tuk memilikimu

Betapa pilunya rindu menusuk jiwaku
Semoga kau tahu isi hatiku
Dan seiring waktu yang terus berputar
Aku masih terhanyut dalam mimpiku

Back to Reff

Intro

Back to reff (2x)

Aku tak bisa luluhkan hatimu
Dan aku tak bisa menyentuh jiwamu

suami cacat

2005-08-08T20:42:00.000+08:00

A sexy housewife was built so well that the TV repairman couldn't take his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd just about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he finished, she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a... well... an unusual request. But first, you have to promise me that you'll keep it a secret."

The repairman quickly agreed and she went on: "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man..."

The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes, yes..."

"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door..."

"Yes, yes..."

"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"

Ungu Violet...

2005-08-08T00:26:00.000+08:00

hey to u all,

hmmm... again a 2nd defeat for Selangor Darul Ehsan.. or Selangor Darul Ridzuan for me and one of my teamate as we are perakians playing for the Selangor Piala Agong Rugby squad.. we lost to our main rival the Negeri Sembilan... lost on saturday 19-17 in the dying last minutes.. hmm now we players has to work overtime to win the remaining games.. we lost the first game away to kedah in Alor Setar 22-14

Vs Terengganu n Kuala Lumpur..after that to win the President Cup final to qualify to the prestigious Piala Agong.. yg mana yg di pertuan Agong akan sampaikan hadiah untuk pemenang tahun ini..

so selangor akan trening 3 times a week : Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. n i hope all the regular players of the last season squad turun for training n plays..

status spentot : bibir n gigi pecah sket... bahu kiri sakit sket sebab terpeleottt sket.. wakakakak

oklaaa enuf enuf bab rugby..buhsan korang... wakakaka but i luv itttttttt.. :p

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ungu violet tadi aku tgk kat tgv Ou..gsc tjk lambat sgt so nak cepat nye pasal n taknak tunggu lame.aku tgk kat tgv..
waaa good move to watch..camne indon leh wat movie bagus lagi dari mesia?? bajet lagi sket..ntahlaaa...

skrip kit epoyo n jiwan gkarat.. walhal cite rni pon pasal cinte tapi tak jiwang karat.. mari siottt DIAN yg berlakon!!!!

n nit eb4 watched GUESS WHO : astonkutschner berlakon...

summary die : find sumone that makes u feel good, that completes u n when away makes u damn miss him/her... sooooooo

lets be it...

oklaa nite nite..dengkur time!!!!

movies quotessss

2005-08-02T05:26:00.000+08:00

The Godfather series
"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone."
- Michael Corleone in The Godfather

"I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men."
- Don Vito Corleone in The Godfather

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment."
- Michael Corleone in The Godfather: Part III

"Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger."
- Don Lucchesi in The Godfather: Part III

"The only wealth in this world is children. More than all the money, power on the earth."
- Michael Corleone in The Godfather: Part III

"It's dangerous to be an honest man."
- Michael Corleone in The Godfather: Part III

Scarface
"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."
- Tony Montana

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."
- Tony Montana

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
- Tony Montana

"Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie."
- Tony Montana

"You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***in' fingers and say, 'That's the bad guy.' So what that make you?"
- Tony Montana

"You think you can take me? You need a f***ing army if you gonna take me!"
- Tony Montana

badan sakit lepas weekend

2005-08-01T01:04:00.000+08:00

yo guys,

saya sakit badan lepas game rugby piala MRU : selangor vs kedah.. kalah plak tu.. tensen btui. but nilahh sukan kan... ade menang kalah. takpe selangor will be at very best vs NS next week..

status spentot : muke calar, tengkuk sakit, badna cam robot. so malas nak tulis blog arini..

k laaa enjoy ur day.

College Dorm Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued:

"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"

10 reasons why men fail siottt.... lebih kurang laa

2005-07-25T01:54:00.000+08:00

Here are the 10 reasons why men fail with women, and how to make sure you avoid every one of these deadly common mistakes...

Number 10

Being too much of a nice guy
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Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted to "nice" guys?
Of course you have.

Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in you .

What's going on here? It's actually very simple.

Women don't base their choice of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful gut level attraction to them.

And guess what?

Being a nice guy won't make a woman feel that powerful attraction to you. And being nice won't make a woman choose you.

I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to accept ... but get over it .

Until you accept this fact and begin to act on it, you'll never have the success with women that you want.

komen aku : ini mmg benar..so elakkan diri jadi skema.. sivik or baik nak mampus becoz lastly u re not a fun n interesting gloke..even kite cube jadi nice to sumeone
kite gile baban minat.. mungkin bile too nice..we re not natural.. but a quote says WOMEN LOVE PLAYERS BUT NOT JERKS.. tara!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wakakak.. so guys out there... be a man.. i know it s difficult but be ur self laa senang last skali.. ehemmm

Number 9

Trying to convince her to like you
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What do most guys do when they meet a woman that they really like... but she's just not interested?
Right! They try to "convince" the woman to feel differently.

Well, I have news for you: You will never change how a woman "feels" when it comes to attraction !

Never, ever, ever .

You cannot convince a woman to feel differently about you by means "logic and reasoning."

Think about it.

If a woman doesn't "feel it" for you, how in the world do you expect to change that feeling by being "reasonable" with her?

But we all do it. When a woman just isn't interested, we beg, plead, chase, and do our best to change her mind.

Bad idea. One that will never work.

komen aku : it s sort of jika no chemistry..never eva we can force it.. mmg susah even ade kes ble sberlaku but kite ade at least
somethin yg menarik the lady.. memaksa takkan berlaku.. but mungkin sesetengah act can carikan a lady s ehart?? can ahhh???

Number 8

Looking for her approval
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In our desire to please women (which we mistakenly think will make them like us),

we guys are always doing things to get a woman's "approval" or "permission."

This is another horrible idea.

Women are never attracted to the type of men who kiss up to them... ever .

Don't get me wrong here. You don't have to treat women badly for them to like you.

But if you think that treating a woman well means "always getting her approval and permission for things," think again.

You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get annoyed at men who seek their approval.

Doubt me? Just ask any attractive woman if wussy guys who chase her around and want her approval annoy her.

You can't buy your way to her heart...

Komen aku: so again no need to be the nicest guy.. becoz if the girl likes u..she will do sumthin towards u.. buhsan n frustrating
nanti for u guys.. becoz sort of one way relationship.. it s annoying cam tak bagi the gurl bernafas!!!

Number 7

Trying to buy her affection
===========================

How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her reject you for someone who didn't treat her even half as well as you did?
If you're like me, then you've had it happen a lot .

Well guess what? It's only natural when this happens.

That's right, I said natural .

When you do these things, you're sending a clear message: "I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection."

Your good intentions usually come across to women as overcompensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation. That's right, I said that women see this as manipulation .

komen aku: it happens to lot of ppl even me.. ahahahha becoz towards a gurl yg u like.. u sort want to make her happy. but buying her gifts aren t helping eventhoug u jujur.
even kite cube makes her feel good n try to have a nice day.. but if u re not the guy she cair for.. so forget it laa.. becareful...

Number 6

Sharing your feelings too early
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Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they "feel" too early on.

Attractive women are rare. And they get a lot of attention from men.

Most men don't realize this, but attractive women are approached in one way or another all the time .

An attractive woman is often approached several times a day by men who are interested. This translate into dozens of times per week, and often hundreds of times per month.

And guess what? Attractive women have usually dated a lot of men.

That's right. They have experience . They know what to expect.

And nothing turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than a guy who starts saying "You know, I really, really like you" after only one or two dates.

This signals to the woman that you're just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast... and can't control themselves.

Don't do it. Lean back. Relax. There's a much better way...

komen aku : watch out!!! dun reveal or poyo cepat sgt... ladies lov to flirt n feel attracted.. mungkin kerana tetibe sumone minat dier n she reacted positively at first..
but it doesn t mean her heart is opened.. so she maybe just flirting.. so relax n steadyyyyy jer... dun u guys cair too fast.. see first laa..

Number 5

Not "getting" how attraction works
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Women are very different from men when it comes to attraction . You need to accept this fact, and deal with it.

When a man sees a beautiful, young, sexy woman, he instantly feels a sexual attraction.

But does the same apply for women?

Well, after studying this topic for over five full years, I can tell you that women usually have their "attraction mechanisms" triggered by things other than looks.

Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more average and unattractive men with beautiful women than the other way around?

Think about it.

Women are more attracted to certain qualities in men... and they're more attracted to the way that a man makes them feel than they are to looks alone.

If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that you feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.

But it's not an accident. You have to learn how to do this. And any guy can learn how.

komen aku : be confident with urself.. u hav the machooooo austin power.. hahaahahah
how yaa doing POWER alaaa joey FRIENDS... heheeheheh

Number 4

Thinking that it takes money & looks
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One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they've even gotten started, because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money... or guys who are a certain height... or guys who are a certain age.
And sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things.

But most women are far more interested in a man's personality than his wallet or his looks.

There are certain personality traits that attract women like a magnet...

And if you learn what they are and how to use them, you can be one of those guys.

You do not have to "settle" for a woman just because you aren't rich, tall or handsome.

Let me say this again: If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that you feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman .

Keep the ball in your court...

komen aku: ni kalu koran gnak flirt..can think bout this thing but for the great luv.. susahlaa jugak but ade ppl get married for this tapi tak semestinye
they cair gegile for each other.

Number 3

Giving up power
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Earlier I mentioned that it's a mistake to look to a woman for approval or permission.
Well, a similar mistake occurs when a guy gives his power away to a woman.

Said differently, guys try to get women to like them by doing whatever the woman wants.

And that's another bad idea...

Women are never attracted to men that they can walk all over... Women aren't attracted to wussies!

Number 2

Failing to read dating situations

Now I'm going to blow your mind... a woman always knows what you're thinking.
Women are approximately 10 times better than men at reading body language. That's 10 times .

I know, it might be hard to believe. But, for example, if you're out on a date with a woman, and you want to kiss her, she knows it.

And if you don't know exactly what to do and exactly how to kiss her, and you just sit there looking at her and getting nervous, she won't help!

And this goes for all aspects of women and dating...

Approaching a woman, getting her number, asking her out, kissing her, getting physical... everything.

If you don't know what to do in each situation, you will probably screw it up... and lose everything .

And you know it.

It is vitally important that you know exactly how to go from one step to the next with a woman... from the first meeting, all the way to the bedroom.

komen aku : muahahahahaahahahah.... SX sikit...

Number 1

Not getting help
This is the biggest mistake of them all.
This is the mistake that keeps most men from ever having the kind of success with women that they truly want.

I know that guys don't like to make themselves look weak or helpless. We don't like to ask for help. Hey, I've been there myself.

Let me tell you a little about how I figured out how to be successful with women...

About five years ago I became fed up with the fact that I didn't know how to approach, meet and get dates with the women that I was attracted to.

It frustrated the hell out of me.

One night I was out with a friend, and I saw a woman I wanted to ask out, but I just couldn't build up the nerve to do it. I can still remember that night... right on the spot I made the decision to do whatever it took to learn how to be successful with women and dating.

Well, after a lot of hard work and trying all kinds of crazy things, I finally figured it all out.

I can now approach just about any woman and get her number almost instantly. I've dated models, I've dated actresses and I've dated nice, normal, regular girls as well.

It has been a very rewarding experience. I no longer feel that sick, insecure feeling... the feeling that, because I don't know how to meet women, I might wind up alone.

I know that anytime, anywhere, I can go out and meet attractive women.

komen aku : talk to frenz especially great close gurl frenz... can help punye.. n try n error helps a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
experience beb... it s an asset.. try it ... dapat or tak dpt jer.. ape nak rugi...

there s a lot of hot chics out there di mana mana saje.. jgn jual mahal sgt.. try dulu.. tgk ape jadi.. be confident.. siol je aku...

IS she really interested??

2005-07-17T14:42:00.000+08:00

salut!!!! ok guys...sumthing to share bout the point of dating or looking for sumone.. it s just ideas but good to share it.. it hides reality or only bullshits.. hehehe :) but try toread it..

You've been chasing that certain woman for weeks, maybe even months. She rarely calls you, she flirts with other guys, but you continue to hope that one day she'll come around. How do you know when to finally throw in the towel?

The following 10 signs are all giveaways that she is not interested in you. With a quick perusal of the list below, you should be in a good position to decipher when to continue your pursuit and when to walk away with your dignity intact.

1. She says she's not ready for a relationship.
Ah, the classic escape route; women often use this one when they feel cornered by someone they are not interested in. It's clean, requires no preparation and leaves no room for a counterargument. But if a woman says this to you, what she really means is that she does not want to be in a relationship with you. For whatever reason, she doesn't see you as relationship material for her, so don't stick around hoping she will be ready someday. She might get into a relationship eventually, but it probably won't be with you.

2. You're always the one calling her and/or she doesn't return your phone calls.
Watch out, she may be avoiding you; and if she's not avoiding you, you are not on her mind and she simply forgot. Either way, this means that she has less invested than you and doesn't care enough to actively seek out your company.

Here's a rule of thumb: If she doesn't return your first call, call a second time, as she may be playing hard to get. If she doesn't return your second call, you can rightly conclude that she's not into you. (Do allow a certain amount of leeway on this point; women have been told by umpteen dating books to let the man do the pursuing. She should be calling you at least once for every three times you call her.)... this is the one of the most important point... a gurl interested will give u a call.. if she never evar call u..then faham faham je laa.. wakakakak.. steadyhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3. She avoids eye contact and physical proximity.
This is an obvious sign that many men overlook. If she is attracted to you, she will naturally want to be close to you and make eye contact. If she is evading your gaze, however, she may be consciously trying to avoid leading you on and having to turn down your advances later. It's a sneaky little trick, but it usually works. Take it as a sign that you're not her type. If she keeps you at arm's length at all times, she may also be protecting her personal space, so make sure you don't get too close.

You may be in trouble if she talks about other guys and doesn't laugh at your jokes...

4. She mentions other guys she finds attractive.
No, she's probably not trying to make you jealous (unless we are dealing with an ex-girlfriend, a situation that belongs in another category altogether). Most likely, though, you are in the "friend zone," which means that you are just like one of her girlfriends that she shares her thoughts with. so, it has never even crossed her mind to date you. Not good.

5. She tries to set you up with another woman.
She might do this because, like in signal No. 4, it never crossed her mind to date you. Alternatively, she might do this because she likes you as a friend but wants to make certain you don't hit on her. Either way, the message is clear: She definitely doesn't want you for herself.

6. She doesn't laugh at your jokes.
If she is consistently stone-faced when you tell jokes, then you can conclude two important things. First, she doesn't find ur sense of humor engaging, and second, she doesn't like you enough to bother to pretend otherwise. Here's a shocker: Whether or not she laughs at your jokes doesn't necessarily have to do with whether or not she finds them funny. Laughing is a form of flirting, and if she isn't doing it, you can be pretty sure her mind isn't on you. remember perhaps they only want to flirt and hav no sure idea about having serious relationship with u...

7. She is always vague about making plans.
If she really wants to see you, she'll make firm plans. If she doesn't want to see you, or doesn't care one way or another, you can be pretty sure that she's not into you. If she is vague about making plans, it probably means that she is neutral about being in your company, or even worse, that she doesn't want to commit in case something better comes up...

8. She regularly cancels plans with you.
Let me break it to you gently: You are the fall guy, the "just in case she doesn't have anything better to do" guy. It is certainly fair to cancel plans occasionally for a legitimate reason, but if she bails consistently, ditch her, even as a friend. If she does this, it not only shows that she's not interested, but that she holds little respect for you at all. Move on, and do it quickly.

9. Her description of the perfect man sounds nothing like you.
She tells you she wants a macho man who can dance smoothly laaa. You are a normal bloke and can only square dance. I know; women rarely stick to what they say are the perfect traits they are looking for in a man. And indeed, she may actually end up with u the normal bloke, but in all likelihood, it won't be with you. Take this as a kind hint on her part that you, for whatever reason, are not her perfect man.

be warned

If she exhibits one of the above signs, it doesn't work well for your cause...so be tough n steady guys... If she exhibits two to three of these signs, you can be pretty certain that she's not interested. If you are noticing more than three of the above signs, listen carefully, because it's never going to happen... so life goes on.. n open ur eyes to gurls around u... there are gurls that had a crush on you and give them a chance... dun be too strict.. :)

enjoy and don t fear rejection!!!! but one big guideline... DO WHAT UR HEART SAYS... even rules or theories or even other experience could be bent due to what ur heart says...

k laa... i wanna go cut my hair... nak botakkan kepala.

oooooHHHH EVA LONGORIA dun reject me..ahaks wakakakakakaka dun forget to return my call.

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JOKE FOR ORG ORG BERUMUR 21 tahun ke atas :

Deaf Sex
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time, and if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... 50 times!"

desperate housewives.. glurpp..

2005-07-14T00:54:00.000+08:00

hohohohohohoho,

semalam beta menonton di kotak siaran menggunakan kuasa elektrik 220 v yang dibekalkan oleh syarikat pembekal elektrik negara beta iaitu TNB. sewaktu itu kotak siaran bergambar beta yg berkuasakan elektrik empangan *dot* *dot* ( dirahsiakan nama empang kerana jika di ketahui musuh negara beta nescaya empang tersebut di bom terlebih dahulu) sedang menyiarkan satu cerita bergambar dan berbunyi yang amat menarik di mana tajuk siaran tersebut adalah mengikut suku kata orang putih yang sama keturunan dengan raja brooke sarawak ialah DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. bergulung gulung lidah beta sebut namun amat berbaloi kesan siaran itu kepada beta.

didapati sewaktu itu lokasi beta ialah di atas sofa yg di susun di ruang tamu yg agak berselerak dengan hiasan rumah berupa bentuk kasut kasut ahli rumah dan juga sampah sarap berupa bentuk hiasan bunga. secara rawak dan tiba tiba tanpa gegaran seismik, keterujaan di depan siaran ini membuak membuak bak dodol di kacau di kawah hitam di belakang rumah. nyum nyum...

ternyata hamba yang mengarah dan memilih mereka mereka yang berlakon siaran hiburan agak agak porno ini dan terasa terganggu beta yg sedang cuba menginsafkan diri namun nak buat macamana.......

yabeda bedooooooooooooooooo!!!! teramat mari kesemua pelakon pelakon desperate housewives dan sudah ada sorang jadi kegemaran beta dan telah beta lakukan kaji selidik secara CSI dan bukan ala forensik tentang gadis ini.. hmmmmmmmmm hmmmmm

siapakah gadis ini?? adakah die jelmaan puteri santubong ?? jangan jelmaan hantu pochong saja.. namun pakej introduksi beliau amat memberangsankan yang mana nescaya dapat mengubati sakit orang lelaki iaitu the summit dies ( translate sendiri laa wahai pembaca kerana beta khuatir ada pembaca yg baru saja bulu ari ari tumbuh lebih satu cm bace blog hamba). sewaktu itu beta tengah menikmati kfc yg hot spicy licking good... pabila menontot drumstick si pelakon kegemaran beta... terus beta cakap PEHA LICKING GOOD... terus di lahap drumstick kfc beta dgn rakusnya sehingga tulang pon nak jadi mangsa.

cerita ini amat saya cadangkan kepada semua kaum adam dan bukan wanita kerana ini akan mengalakkan anda mencari teman lelaki bile sudah bergelar isteri... tapi pabila menonton cerita ini membuatkan beta ingin bertukar profesyen...
iaitu ingin menjadi :

1) posmen (yang ni taknak sebab nanti kene kejar anjing anjing yang agak ganas serta tidak berpendidikan)
2) tukang kebun (konfem bules laaa)
3) tukang repair tv ( boleh kire pandai jugak hamba ni)
4) plumber..betul paip air (taknak .. sebab tak bernafsu.. tapi bnyk fantasi bersama kaum ini oleh kaum hawa)
5) tukangbetul telefon (ini sudah mendekati pekerjaan hamba ni)
6) penari bogel kelab malam ( yang ini hamba perlu lagi menjalankan sesi latihan gerak sendi)

kerana kebanyakan lelaki dari profesyen di atas jadi mangsa hubungan luar tabii perempuan perempuan ini.. (IKLAN : sila guna sarung getah durex untuk perlindungan anda..jangan pakai sarung getah yg dipotong untuk ganti kondom kerana ketebalan n kekerasannya tidak mengalakkan dan menghairahkan.)

oklaaa beta dah tahan n nak tidor dan diharapkan tidak kene mandi wajib esok pagi. nama wanita itu adalah EVA LONGORIA.. perghhhhhhh.. beliau amat beta kagumi... bacalah di bawa quotes quotes dari beliau yang nescaya menghairahkan semua kaum adam yang normal..arbok tak kira or laki poyo.

dalam bahasa francis light atau raja brooke or

EVA LONGORIA
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"It's the best gift to give: an orgasm. And if I can't do it for ya, I'll give you the tools to succeed! I have one rabbit and a Pocket Rocket."
-Eva Longoria, on what she loves to give her girlfriends.

Don’t hate the playa:
“I find it a turnoff whenever men aren’t into some kind of sport. And, no, video games don’t count. I dated a guy who was into video games, and I wanted to shoot myself.”

Under arrest:
“I have been tied up with silk scarves, though. There’s something very sexy about being submissive. Because your guard is down, you have to totally surrender to something like that.”

Bare facts:
“I wear G-strings every day, all the time. I actually don’t even own a full-bottom pair of underwear. I also love lingerie, and I love high heels, but I prefer total nakedness overall. That, to me, is so much sexier.

As ye sow yer wild oats, so shall ye reap:
"I’ve always said I want a farmer, not a hunter. Hunters go for the kill and they move on. A farmer nurtures; he watches things grow."

Fighting talk:
"I really love sports. There’s something so sexy and masculine when guys rattle off names and statistics. I can listen to them all day long. But if a guy doesn’t like boxing, that’s grounds for a breakup."

alamakkkkkkkk..ini merupakan wanita yang di carik oleh ramai kaum adam terutama orang seperti beta... chop!!!! chop!!!!! beta chop dulu!!!!!!!!!

tpai die tgh date SPURS nye GUARD player NBA tony parker.. beta respek sama dia dan dia merupakan ahli sukan yan ghebat..playmaker spurs... respek sama die oleh hamba..

tapi tetap nak chopppppppppp!!!! choppppppp!!!!!!!!!!

ok.. tamat sahaja siaran kali ini dari nukilan beta di atas ATASPEHA ( laptop )... sudah tiba masa untuk berdengkur dan siaran symphony RTM.

passion ?? mine n yours ?

2005-07-13T00:33:00.000+08:00

bonsoir a tous!!!

ca fait un bait kan les gars?? putain ca mixte grave ce blog... les langages..

okk.. saya tgh menaip blog ini dari atas katil menggunakan laptop yg di beri oleh syarikat saya. eheheh
sambil mendengar lagu dan lagu yg diputarkan atau ke udara ialah KELLY OSBOURNE - ONE WORD...

hmm.. baru baru ni ada satu topik perbualan antara ahli rumah aku dan beberapa rakan ku yg lain... topik perbualan tersebut
adalah berkenaan dengan hidup harian kita.. begini tajuk topik perbualan atua perbahasan.

" kita perlu mempunyai aktiviti luar kegemaran yg kite amat teruja melakukannya"

hmm.. oklaa aktiviti seperti melepak, dating or tgk wayang tu tokleh pakai becoz die dah jadi amalan biasa sangat. so saya maksudkan
di sini aktiviti yg mana untuk diri kita sendiri seperti pergi memancing ke, memanjat gunung ke, menjahit ke, meng ape ape laa..
tapi rasanyaa maksud nye kite buat sumthing untuk diri kita sendiri.. kerana bayangkan..

kite menghabiskan masa untuk :
1) org org tersayang
2) kerja kita
3) ???? <------- yang ni sepatutnyaa untuk diri kita.

well kebanyakan org lupa yang nombor tiga ni dan itu laah sebba ramai jadi stress, senget, cepat bengang n tensen. enjoy ur life dan fikir buat
sesuatu untuk diri kita sendiri. nescaya kita akan rase muda kembali dan teruja. apabila saya buat kesimpulan rakan rakan yang
saya ada.. kebanyakannnya adalah org org yg ada aktiviti nombor 3 nie... walaupon ade yg sudha beranak pinak... sehingga bini pon heran macamane
kiterang bles obses dgn aktiviti nombor tiga nie.

muahahahahah.. plak dah..skrang lagu GWEN STEFANI - HOLLABACK GIRL. agak rancak sehingga ingin mengerakkan pinggul anda. kuang kuang.
dengan ada aktiviti nombor 3, kalu kita sudah beranak pinak, bolehlaaa cuba transfer minat tu ke anak anak. kan rasa bangga dan seronok.. itulah yang
berlaku kepada masyarakat barat. mereka banyak dapat menghabiskan masa bersama buat bende yg diminati.

aku rase cam dalam diri kita ni takde jiwa jika bend ekit aminat tak wujud. humans can t exist without the passion that feeds them??? lets think bout it..
susah aku rasa...

so guys share ur passion n be proud of it!!!!

talking bout passion..mine is rugby..wakakakaka korang dah bles agak dah...now i m an active player dan perhaps afterwards
i ll coach a team.... ahahahahah takkan lari punya... bau padang jugak aku suka... session berkasih sayang antara pemain ragbi.

actually aku ni suke sukan sebab antara sukan aku suke main n tengok :
1) rugby
2) soccer ( dah start ilang minat sket..tak tau kenapa walhal fanatik dulu ni)
3) american football
4) boxing
5) formula one racing
6) handball
7) judo

hmmm so kesimpulannnye i m a sport freak. wakakakak mmg kalu pegang remote..abis chenel sport aku conquer n aku pon suke main game sukan kat ps2 or pc.
di sebabkan suke sukan ni n lepak ngna geng gile sukan, mmg tokleh duduk diam... ade saje aktivit nak buat n gi heppening sebab aktif sgt.

mmg tokleh duduk diam n patut kene stapler baru kami leh duduk diam agaknyee... ahahahahah

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SELANGOR The Defending Champion AGONG's CUP

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hmmm.. i ll resume my rugby this weekend after long weeks of rehat due to masuk spital sume.
Malaysia Rugby Union has announced that Agong's cup resume this weekend. so selangor will defend its title..
hahaahah walaupon aku warge perak tapi bangga to wakil selangor again in one of the oldest and prestigious
national 15s rugby competition. ini die dari petikan akhbar NST :

The tournament is divided into Divisions One and Two, where teams will be competing for the MRU Cup and President’s Cup respectively.

The Division One league kicks off this Saturday with seven teams — Selangor, Negri Sembilan, Perak, Armed Forces, Kedah, Kelantan and Kuala Lumpur.

The President’s Cup begins on July 26 with six teams — Police, Perlis, Malacca, Johor, Pahang and Terengganu.

The teams will play in either a league or carnival format which will be decided on a majority vote.

Both tournaments will be played on Saturdays until Sept 17. There will be breaks for the NS Wanderers Sevens on July 23-24, Jonah Jones Sevens on Aug 20-21, and the Cobra 10s on Sept 10-11.

so weekend ni Selangor will be playing against Perak at the home ground PADANG UTARA, PETALING JAYA on saturday kol 5.00pm.

hmmmm aku pon baru dpt tau arini n selangor manager dah bgtau kene turun training ari selasa n khamis but kire last minit ni sume
players tau... so lets it rumbles n defend the title. besenyerrr the fav of the tournament shall be Armed Forces, N9, Selangor n Sabah.
the previous semi finalists.

so we ll see..as selangor will use its heavy forward pack and national players studded line up. so get fit n play !!!

oklaaaaa guys.. c ya around... for sure i ll be entertained by my passion in these coming weeks. chiao n wish selangor luck!!!

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a frenz sent me this n think bout it :

Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice
and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our
job
to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LL JUST LAUGH N SIT N ENJOY READING THIS... all with ur gurls pms thingy.. nahhhhhhhh... no more credit to that as u request equals??

frenz from internet

2005-07-05T23:08:00.000+08:00

selamat petang tuan tuan dan puan puan!!

just came back from great dinner with Chics n best burak cam biase ngan dier..makin cun plak die rni skranggg n berjaya operasi diet dier.. wakakaka puji sket :p
ngna dier ni mmg dari sejak zaman paleolitik mesti ade sajer bende nak borak.. mmg sah dah due due otak sewel
n agak pervert. bules kiterang burak pasal game baru 7 sins yg buleh membuatkan kite jadi horny bile lepas main game tu.

hmmm.. this is wonderful becoz lame dah aku tak lepak ngna chics.. FYI inilaaa antara satu satunyee org yg aku kenal berkat dunia
siber iaitu internet.. kenal start chatting kat chenel #exsbp MIRC tahun 1999 start... dari tahun tu kenal die..chat mmg tak inga tdunia
n agak lucah chat zaman itu ..dok teman kiterang buhsan kat oversea.. chat sampai ke pagi.. borak macam macam..

sampai aku balik mesia..jumpe first time pon borak tetap best sebab aku rase tak bnyk org kenalan dari dunia siber bules jadi mesra
kat dunia real.. but this is real.. kiterang jadi gud close frenzs... mmg kongsi sume citer dari biru sampai cerah n tangis sampai tawa.

so kesimpulannnyee if we re honest n true in any relationshipp..bonuslaaaaaaaaaa kite dapat. hmmm chics tahu kisah dair dunia itnernet aku yg flop..
so chics i m gonna kill u with my bare hands if org tau kisah nie..muahahahahaahah.
marvelous what internet can do to us..

it seems that today.. internet jadi hobi setiap org.. setiap org makin dahagakan ilmu n paling penting it s become a media of communication
between frenz, families n partners... bnyk org temu jodoh kan ngn abende ni...

so it s good for me as memotivate aku untuk buat keje leklok as network engineeer bagi service kat org... supaya they can keep on going meeting new people or watevar.

hahahaah best plak type blog ni depan tv sambil menonton FRIENDS.. i love a lot sitcoms...
mmg agak fanatiklaaa.. becoz sitcom give me fast relaxing ubat... so tgh tgh tensen stress..best gelak tgk sitcoms... i list down the sitcoms that make me laugh :

1) friends
2) spin city
3) malcolm in the middle
4) king of queens
5) the 70s show
6) family guy
7) still standing

lupe plak yg lain..but for sureeee..i can layan a whole day full of sitcomss.. good for my tiring brains.. :)

k guys... simple post today... see ya around !!!! chics dun forget to blog bout our dinner place..bawak AG pergi skali.. for sure die akan melantak gegile.

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Won't Stop!
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Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite.
"He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!"

The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea.

So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him.

"I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."

The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away.

The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne.

So she asks, "What's going on, dear?"

"We're celebrating!" he replies.

"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.

"Anal sex week!"

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH BODOS GILE HUSBAND NIE... HAHAAHAHAH HOLY COW .. STUPID CUNT. ... HAHAHAAHAH :P

hmm.. HOSPITAL .. rumah sakit??

2005-07-01T09:52:00.000+08:00

lalalalalalalal!!!!! test tonsil ... 1 2 3 ..test tonsil 1 2 3..

for the past few weeks... beta telah gering n sakit demam fever tahap tinggi... hingga masuk spital..

then it will be my 2nd time seumur hidup masuk spital... hmm ye ke??

jap..kie buat check sket..

1) first time masuk spital..kene jahit kepala..mase tu darjah 2 kat singapore.. dok main kejar kejar kat koridor
flet. terus tergelincir n bedebuk jatuh .. kepala sudah kasik langgar itu meter paip air.. pendermaan darah free free berlaku.
kene cucuk kepala pi spital...wakakakak

2) kali kedua masuk spital.. sebab angkara pensil picit .. aku gi sumbat lobang idong aku ngan tudung pensil picit..tertinggal dlm idong.. sebab kusyuk
sgt korek idong pakai pensil picit. mase tu jugak darjah due...muahahahaha
mujur doktor dpt cabut bawak kuar that thing.

3) kali ni dah tue bangka sket... mase tu umur 19 tahun kat france, injured mase trening rugby. lutut aku cam nak tercabut.. masuk spital sane.. kene plaster satu kaki kanan
dari bawah sampai ke pinggang.. 5 bulan siot.. sengsara idop.. sebab tensen mase mandi n gatal kaki..payah nak garu...

4) minggu lepas.. aku masuk spital... sebab demam panas yg amat sgt..suhu badan 39 sume.. mmg agak blank kepala sakit amat sgt.. rase nak pi beli drill black decker
n drill kepala sendiri... sakit sgt... rupe rupenyee kene tonsil infection.. badan overeacted... free free lepak hospital pantai.. alhamdulillah bangga keje company cover sume medical ni.
dahlaa duduk bilik single room.. wakakakaakak...
aku dah sampai tahap lali kene masuk drip n jab kat bontot ni... geli jab kat bontot ni sebab rase sejukkk...

n i wanna thanks all my gud frenz yg dtg melawat.... kerana sanggup meluangkan mase melawat aku ni... terharu rasenyeeeeee...
my great close fren dtg, opis mate yg dtg, housemate, stadi mate, n my rugby mates from the national squad dtg...

so now back at work laa.. bertimbun timbun kerje..

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well i wanna share sumthin about an email sent by my company nye HR dept :

Tuan/Puan/Saudara/Saudari,

Adalah dimaklumkan En. Spentot j bruce (name sebenar di sembunyikan) telah dimasukkan ke Pusat Perubatan Pantai, Bangsar pada semalam (21 Jun 2005). Bagi rakan sekerja yang ingin melawat beliau, berikut adalah butir-butirnya:

Blok : B
Bilik : 420

Sekian untuk makluman.

Terima kasih.

Syarikat mengucapkan tahniah pada beliau sekeluarga di atas kelahiran cahayamata ini.

Sekian, salam hormat.
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ok.... yg pasni i paste the responses by my opismates ... siot btui..lawak jadinyeeeee...

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1) kak umni.. En. spentot lahirkan anak lelaki ker perempuan..?

2) Haaa...apa lagi. jom laa call reporter mastika...nie dah kira kisah ajaib.

3) Untuk makluman bayi nye dah kena culik kat Hospital Pantai pagi tadi. Kita doakan moga2 dia berjumpa kembali dengan bayi kembarnya yang comel itu.

4) Laporan terbaru pihak polis beserta anjing pengesannya telah mengenalpasti Pampers
yang pihak maintenance jumpai dibuang didalam tong sampah dibelakang hospital tersebut
adalah kepunyaan anak spentot yang disahkan oleh anjing pengesan polis yang bernama
Ciko. Pihak polis mengandaiankan penyangak tersebut mungkin masih berada disekitar
lembah klang.

Maka beramai - ramailah kita mendoakan kesejahteraan babynya.

Sekian wassalam.

5) Ya Alla, Aku ingatkan kat hospital kerajaan jer bleh berlaku kejadian culik menculik... rupa2nya hospital pantai pun tak selamat. Sesamalah kita baca yasin mlm ni.

haahahahah.. jadi bahan hiburan aku sempena aku kat hospital...

so guys.. see ya around!!!!

wenesdeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

2005-06-15T10:16:00.000+08:00

hi guys,

just came back from taiping 10s.. n for sure it wasn t great great in terms of rugby thingy.. RSC lost all games but with a damn junior squad n it was good exposure for them.. i played badly ..nilaa kesan playin gwith a not really clear mind in the head..wakakakaka kene marah ngan manager.

k laaa forget bout it..

my teamates @ buddies came back from india.. n sadly mesia lost all games : 48-3 kazakhstan n 48-12 to india... on more game on malaysian soil vs guam. difficult to say but it will be hard.

aku skrang tgh gile dengar lagu rave balik..mengong btui n i luv this one new one yg aku baru dengar MAYA HI... wakakakak funny n best lirik dier.

BE HONEST N TALK UR HEART OUT

never ever n try not to tahan or pendam anything dlm hati. better talk it out n it may hurt ppl feelings but u hav to. matured people are wise enuf to understand n it s lumrah alam that ppl get hurt but it s toward to reach happiness.. that s the problem with us asian, nak sgt jage hati org n then we never solve our problem.. so from wat aku blajar, jgn pendam.. talk ur minds n heart out to the people around u..

u akan feel better, selesa n ringan sket.. bnyk org ade masalah sebba pendammm n ckp biarlaaaaaa... jgn jgn..it will kill urself.. be honest.

i would like to thank sumone special for being honest to me.. thank uuuuuu... i suke when u r like this eventhough i might get hurt but it s not only bout me..it s oso bout u..

oklaaaaa.. joke section :

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Etiquette Class

During an etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well-educated young woman from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the washroom, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."

The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Johnny replies, "I'm sorry, I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says, "That's much better, but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal is unpleasant."

Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."

And so, the teacher passes out.

di malam jumaat ini.. nyum nyum

2005-06-10T01:22:00.000+08:00

salut a tous mes amis,

okkk.. aku skrang ni tetibe rase nak lempang n sepak mane mane lelaki poyo yg tetibe ade kat depan aku.. i just came back from dinner with my housemate.. ade nampak bebudak poyo makan sebelah.. rase nak sepak n tumbuk sesekor tu.. gilaaaa..

mmg sah aku dah tak waras... n dikategorikan manusia berbahaya.. sekali lagi mmg aku lempang n aku tenyeh muke die kat dinding or lantai.. sume lelaki poyo.. wakakakaka.. aku akui aku mmg ganas..bahaye ni esok aku gi opis.. tak pasal pasal ade opismate aku yg poyo kene humban n lempar ke dinding karang... tu mujur tak melalui tingkap menara opis.. 31 tingkat jatuh agak sakit tu.

so mmg aku patut join club aku ROYAL SELANGOR CLUB pi tournament rugby 10 a side kat taiping this weekend.. mule mule aku rase malas sebab kepala serabut tapi memandangkan aku nye hormon testosteron dah agak tinggi... baik aku gi main ragbi.. pegi headbutt org ke, bertumbuk atas padang ke, pijak org ke, gigit org ke n sekeh org ke ..or last skali aku yg kene tackle cam maut... i ve learnt a lot to control my temper.. tapi kalu korang nmpk aku bengang..baik korang blah amik cuti n jgn jumpe aku dlm 24 hours.

*sigh*... i hate it..aku ni cam bruce banner plak incredible hulk or jeckyl n mr hyde... kat skolah agak panas baran laa aku.. sampai aku jadi pengawas sebab tu kot.. pastu in charge biro tahanan n rondaan.. mmmmgggg agak garang la jugak sampai nak hentak org slalu tapi mujur dpt kontrol last action.. kalu tak mmg masuk paper agaknye aku..

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kes 1
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ade skali kes sempoi, aku ilang selipar mahal aku kat masjid... macam babi rase balik kaki ayam n campur ngan moody aritu.. ( aku form 5 mase tu )..pastu mase balik ad eramai bebudak masih lepak bilik TV n patutnye gi prep n keje aku make sure derang blah.. aku masuk bilik tv tu n aku angkat satu kerusi sofa rotan n aku hempas lempar ke sebelah TV... aku ckp " babi korang..tak gi prep lagi.. aku sepak sekor sekor karang "... uiyooo tak bangga aku ngan transformation aku tu...

sampai ade sorang budak form4 jumpe aku ckp die terambik selipar aku n hantar balik sebab aku dok ngamuk kat satu blok.. mmg form 5 pon bles kene lempang ngan aku..

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kes 2
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ade satu malam, budak form 4 belasah budak derang sendiri.. kir ebudak skema n nerd kene blasah... macam binatang sekor sekor buat camtu.. aku, hafeez n mat yus.. mmg tige heavyweight skolah.. ngna mat yus pakai tuala baru lepas berak, aku baru lepas balik prep n hafeez ntah dari mane.. terus kiteran ggi carik bebudak samseng tu sume... mat yus ngan stik hoki n hefeez n aku ngan tangan jelaa.. kiterang panggil bebudak tu sume turun kat court volleyball n derang dok berkurung kat dlm satu dorm taknak kuar... so kiterang decide nak naik n belasah sekor sekor dlm dorm tu.. mmg mate dah merah le tu... wakakakaka last skali warden kuar n amik stik hoki tu ..n gi blasah plak bebudak tu sume.. siollll warden potong stim n potong queue kiterang.. cisss :P

astaghfirullah.. skrang dah bnyk berubah but black side tu still ade n di kontrol.. well korang patut tgk aku main ragbi.. betapa kejam n hati kering aku.. bules tanam sifat benci n marah untuk hentam org atas padang ragbi.. sampai sanggup jahit kepala 8 stiches just for the sake to hard tackle a player.. tu my first game balik dari france..lawan COBRA... hidung dah berdarah tackle raymond soh flanker cobra n pastu wong kek meng ...kepala berjahit.. macam seladang sesat mane aku jadinyeee..

thats why aku dok terfikir ape jadi kalu aku stop ragbi ?? dah tue..ok kot.. dah cool down bnyk.. but beware korang in front of ruggers.. di luar padang mmg frenly n taknak gaduh bile party party... but dun let our ugly side kuar... aku jarang dah marah org dlm life.. aku berjaya balance it ngan pemikiran waras n seimbang.. fikir ade sebab org tu jadi camtu... :)

tu korang slalu nmpk aku senyum n sengih.. :) wakakakaak...

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TO EFA
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EHHHHHHH before aku terlupe.. aku nak wish CONGRATULATIONS TO A VERY GOOD FREN...name die EFA.. die dpt offer sambung blajar UITM buat master.

EFA, I M PROUD OF U N BERTAHUN U BERSABAR N APE HALANG SUSAH U VE GONE THRU.. FINALLY U DPT GAK SAMBUNG BUAT MASTER.. KAN AKU CKP U BOLEH N AS USUAL U CAN.
I WILL SUPPORT U N ENCOURAGE U.. TGK U ARE ACCEPTED N INSYALLAH U SCORE PASTU DPT SAMBUNG PHD KE EUROPE KE... HEHEEHEHEH ade alasan aku nak gi melawat balik france nanti..wakakakaak

big hug for u efa n proud serte nak meleleh air mata tgk how ur life been.. oitttt
kene celebrate nii!!!!!! banjer aku.. :D

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KESERASIAN
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mase dinner ngna my housemate.. we came out at a question of THE DEFINITION OF KESERASIAN... OK GUYS THROW IT OUT UR DEFINITION !!!!

yg aku ngan razali agree for a first definition is BOTH PARTIES CAN ACCEPT EACH OTHER N MAKE EFFORT serte ENJOY PLEASING EACH OTHER in order to work the relationship.... for sure ade suka dan duka but if they have faith in each other n slain motivate serte frank n honest.. insyallah berjaya eventhough startin gwith nothing n no strength to overcome any halangan.

u build ur strength through ujian n not by doing nothing or even let the time build ur strength..it s from u... initiate it.. secret of success..

oklaaaaaaaaa... aku nak goal dah..esok bnyk keje n kene pi taiping malam.. mane ntah aku letak boots aku since last training ngan national squad..pantettt btui kene dropp..masih trase lagi aku... cam cibai rasenyeee...

FYI MALAYSIA KALAH NGAN KAZAKHSTAN 3-48... n next game against INDIA sabtu ni.. GOOD LUCK TEAMATES !!!!

the ChipSmoRe that means sumthin

2005-06-09T00:54:00.000+08:00

La 1er fois qd je t ai vu,
je comprendrais que mes sourire vont bientot avoir un sens,
je ne crois pas que je pourrais encore avoir le coeur tremble pour quelqu'un mais ce la arrive...
je pense que c est un reve d'enfant.....

le 2nd fois
ce reve d enfant s enflamme encore,
mais que pourrais je faire.. sourire et la timidite m'accompagne,
te voir me suffire de comprendre ce que mes sourires veulent dire a moi tout seul,
aimer est une chose et tomber amoureux est une chose...

le jour que je dis que je t'aime bien,
mais croire bien que aimer et amoureux est different,
je suis sur que je t aime bien....
c est quelque chose de speciale et j espere tu es de meme envers moi,

ca m est jamais arriver,
permettre moi de vivre ce reve d enfant,
meme je sais que tu es different aujoudhui pour tas de raisons,
mais je crois en toi et en moi pour ce que tu m as fait avec les chipsmore ce jour la,

tu tiens mon ceour et je t attends pour toujours car tu es la seule.....
jamais de ma vie je n arrete pas de penser de toi...

je pense a prendre le voyage et te laisser vivre.. devrait je faire ?
te laisser vivre et faire les decisions et juste vivre ce que tu es en train de vivre... et jamais je ne pourrais faire partie de toi...

je te laisserais.... au revoir peut etre et mais c est sur t es en moi..

BONNE JOURNEE A TOI et Bonne Voyage....

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Four Mothers
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Four mothers are in a psychologist's office having a group session. The session ends with the following conclusions:
The psychologist turns to the first mother and says, "You have an obsession with food because you named your daughter Candy."

He turns to the second and says, "You have an obsession with money because you named your daughter Penny."

He turns to the third and says, "You have an obsession with alcohol because you named your daughter Brandy."

He turns to the fourth mother, but before he could say anything, the mother stands up, grabs her son's hand and says, "Come on, Dick, let's go!"

ChaSing AmY (1997)

2005-06-06T13:45:00.000+08:00

Chasing Amy

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"I feel justified Lying in your arms, because I got here on my own
terms and I have no question that there was someplace I didn’t
look. For me, that makes all the difference."

Last nite I watched a movie CHASING AMY produced by View Askew Productions, CHASING AMY is the third installment in Kevin Smith's New Jersey Trilogy -- which began with the Sundance and Cannes Film Festival award winner "Clerks", and continued the previous year with "Mallrats".

Credits to View Askew Productions!!!! Damn great life story movie…
This movie featured Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams and Jason Lee. All the movie information came from the producer website
(http://www.viewaskew.com/chasingamy/synopsis.html)
Directed by

Kevin Smith

Writing credits (WGA)

Kevin Smith
(written by)

main character of the movie :
Ethan Suplee
.... Fan
Ben Affleck
.... Holden McNeil
Scott Mosier
.... Collector
Jason Lee
.... Banky Edwards
Casey Affleck
.... Little Kid
Dwight Ewell
.... Hooper X
Joey Lauren Adams
.... Alyssa Jones

How did I know about this movie??

Surprisingly when I was in Bordeaux, France on a day my ex schoolmate Azhan visited me from Manchester. The nite we went out for a chill guys nite out and wandering around at Cours Gambetta near the town cinema.. we were bored actually but suddenly we were tempted to watch this one n only ENGLISH movie at the screen ( yalaaa in France all the movies are translated so got to find english movie laaa). So apa lagi pergilaa tgk.. n kuar dari wayang Azhan n me were damn fascinated with the movie.. well Azhan is my first best fren I had at school.. n deep in my heart there s sumthin bout this movie that I will need in future….. we never know….

Today 2005 in Malaysia

I decided to find back this movie becoz it will serves me rite for sumthin… so I went to town to look for the movie n found it.. thank god. I decided to watch it back last nite n damnn, first time in my life I studied the movie n the scripts as I dun want miss a shit of the movie story line n trying to really understand the movie…..

Rumusan Cerite mengikut Bahasa Pasar Borong Sungai Siput ketika nak beli SPentot

In 'Chasing Amy', life-long best friends Holden McNeil (BEN AFFLECK) and Banky Edwards (JASON LEE) are enjoying success as the creators of the cult hit comic book 'Bluntman and Chronic.' When they meet fellow comic book artist Alyssa Jones (JOEY LAUREN ADAMS), Holden's desire for the beautiful charmer is immediate. Alyssa, however, has set her romantic sights elsewhere and yet decides, nevertheless, to pursue a friendship with Holden. This presents Holden with a dilemma: Feeling the way he does, can he merely be friends with this woman? Banky, who knows Holden best, doesn't think so.

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As the friendship deepens, so do Holden's affections for Alyssa. And cautiously, yet effortlessly, so do Alyssa's for him. With their relationship struggling to define itself, Banky grows more and more frustrated at the notion of losing his best friend to emotional adulthood.
Dalam citer nie, due member baik gile baban iaitu saudara Holden McNeil (BEN AFFLECK) and Banky Edwards (JASON LEE) adalah pencipta komik Bluntman and Chronic. Derang ni kire quite femes laa di sebabkan agak menghitkan jugak jualan komik mereka ini… Satu hari depa ni jumpe sorang awek cun artis komik gak iaitu Alyssa Jones (JOEY LAUREN ADAMS).

Holden memang tangkap cintan gile kat awek nie muahahaah n terase mmg bles CLICK LIKE WITH TMNET ngan awek ni. They talked n seems that cam ade spark of chemistry between them laa.. tu yg claim si HOLDEN laaa..wakakaka prasan le tu si mamat tu memule walhal tak tanye minah tu lagi.

But the real story is Alyssa, however, has set her romantic sights elsewhere and yet decides, nevertheless enjoy the company of this mamat Holden yg mmg quite fun laaa, to pursue a friendship with Holden.

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In fact ALYSSA is gay and is dating gurls. She told Holden she never found real guys yg different from all the ones die jumpe n she doesn’t want to embark in the old fashion mother nature nye relationship n she look more forward to find company with someone ( tak semestinye opposite jantina) that really makes her feel. HOLDEN dok query pasal past ALYSSA n cam tokleh accept sume bende tu.. ALYSSA told him to realise that just love her n she only cares bout him.. walhal she is the one yg terpaksa berubah n she did it for him but HOLDEN seems tak sedar ap eyg di ebuat n should be supportive...heeheheh

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Well we know in Malaysia and in our religion Islam hubungan sejenis adalah salah. So we really need to understand the meaning of needs to live in couple n with the rite person, insyallah kurenglaaaaaaaa sket kes cerai tu.. masyarakat kite ingat kawin is for the sake ade org jage kite nye makan, hantar anak skolah, kemas rumah (for lelakilahh) but dah salah konsep basic…

So for the couples yg sudah berumahtangga dengan betul teman hidup mereka, aku ucapkan syabas n happiness all the way.. but the one for the sake nak kawin jer.. then GOOD LUCK guys!!

Hiduplah kamu bersama teman hidup kamu dan bukan main belasah jer hidup ngan sesape… ahah!!!!!!!! As Kevin smith ckp dlm movie, find ur soul n dun let it go…

But after time spending antara HOLDEN and ALYSSA, they fell in love for each other even though at the first place, HOLDEN and ALYSSA like very much each other…WOIIIIIIIIIIIIII LIKE n LOVE berbeza untuk kekanak kekanak yg sedang bercinta kat luarrrrr tu!!!!!

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Finally she thought she found sumone yg love her n can accept her current, future n paling penting her past… but malangnyeeeeeeee HOLDEN ni bengap sket sebab bnyk sgt makan TORA kot mase kecik… he can t accept it…

Oklaaaaaaaa aku interested yg part parts ini dlm citer nye .. bab kawan die takut kehilangan kawan pi mampusss laaaa walaupon aku tgk gegile sampai abishhh.. n nanti tak thrill plak korang nak tgk.

N then please accept sumone becoz u think u want have that person as company not for the sake of following the natural rules of nak hav a family, raise kids n blablabla all the family thingy… but first becoz wanna live with that person n the person that makes u feel..
SO FOR ME, I dun wan CHASING AMY but LIVING WITH AMY. Kesimpulan ortodoks this movie…

So adiossssssss n DO BUY THE DVD OF THIS MOVIE TO GIVE CREDIT TO THE PRODUCER. PERLANUNAN DVD ADALAH HARAM DI SISI UNDANG UNDANG.

opinions are damn well welcomed for this taboo subject in malaysia..

do believe ur fate n signs but dun just hope on them... have the strength to draw, correct, adjust, erase n finally finalised your dreams.. fates n signs help to build ur strength sikit demi sedikit dalam kesakitan emosi n fizikal...

:)

Bordeaux,France.. where it started...1997 - 1999

2005-06-03T01:06:00.000+08:00

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Avant tout je voudrais remercier Monsieur Bernard Tocheport - webmaster@photoamateur.net pour son accord d’utilisation de ses photos prises sur Bordeaux. Les photos prises sont magnifique et m’ont vraiment incite a les utiliser pour raconteur ma breve histoire de vie en France. Merci encore une fois !!

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Firstly, I would like to thanks Mr Bernard Tocheport - webmaster@photoamateur.net for his permission to use his photos of Bordeaux.

Please visit his website for lots of damn interesting things especially about FRANCE:

http://www.photoamateur.net/

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Mase kat Colmar dulu, we guys kene pilih universiti yg nak masuk untuk buat degree electrical engineering.. hmm.. yg hanye die benarkan 2 students Malaysian per universiti becoz nak elakkan fenomena GRUP MELAYU berkumpul ramai ramai..
Supaya kiterang stadi kuat la kirenye n mampus sambung buat master lepas tu..

Hmmm. Aku mase tu dok fikir ..waa kene carik tempat best Bandar besar n happening serte good university.. kiterang masuk based on SPM results and results buat PREP U kat Colmar.. alhamdulillah everyone sume result power siotttt… mmg meletup belajar ngna bebudak ni sume.. result gile babannn power n slalu ade healthy discussion among us…

So aku n Rock ( name samaran stadi mate aku ) telah memilih Bandar yg besar dekat dgn pantai..nyum nyummm.. muahahaha. BORDEAUX was our choice walaupon ade dpt university yg lain cam Toulouse or Lyon. Pastu mase tu Zinedine Zidane, Lizarazu. Dugarry main kat Bordeaux n for me best untuk sambung main rugby..wakakakakak becoz kat Colmar, Najidi dan aku main untuk kelab Bandar tu COLMAR RUgBY CLUB team under 19.. kiterang masuk playoff siyott..

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***** ni gambor di mana kite leh nampak STESEN KERETAPI BORDEAUX, so firs titme sampai naik keretapi French yg laju nak mampuss.. TGV from PARIS to BORDEAUX 3 hours trip… best siollllll ******

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*** Bordeaux maksudnye DI TEPI AIR.. so sebab tu aku letak gambor ni.. care sebut ikut bahasa melayu BOR DO… bukan BORDOS or BORDOX..eheheheh. ****

IUT de Bordeaux telah buat sume preparation untuk my fren n me smapai Bordeaux.. even tolong carikan tempat tinggal for the first year.. giler baban kiterang nye appartement.. dashat n lawa gile..wakakakak trase cam kasta brahim.

Awek kat situ mari mari siyotttt.. bles kene hukuman sebat SWOOSHHHHHHH (copyright JAJA ni..tgk uu.. I pakai ur words). Mmg asyik jatuh dagu n lidah tak tergulung tgk.. tu yg motivate gegile untuk pandai ckp French…

Kiterang duduk around 40 min naik bas dari appartement ke universiti.. siyottt jauh nak mampus n kene bangun awal..palat pbtuii.. kerana itulah Rock telah membeli sebijik kerete yg aku tumpang naik dgnnyee.. heheehhe caya rock n kerete ni mmg rockkkk!!!!!

The magnifique FIAT PANDA>> kerete kecil paling laju dlm pecan sebab warganegara Malaysia.. konfemmm org bles cam Malaysian driving style.. ala ala RALLY HARAM DI ORGANIZE DI LADANG KELAPA SAWIT.. muahahaa

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**** kereta ini telah digunakan untuk ke universiti, membeli belah, berpesta, ke pantai n paling penting untuk ROCK untuk bercinta ngan wifenyeeee yg name pon JAJA.. ****

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****** siott.. aku tak sempat merase ini tram sebba baru gak siap.. tapi kalu dah ade tram, tak merase bersukaria dgn kete FIAT PANDA ******

oklaaa aku cut n stop setakat ni.. panjang sgt..payah nak bace.. biar aku potong poton gcerite dier...lagipon aku nak citer pasal bende lain.. wakakakakaak

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JOKE SEROUNDDDDDDDDDD

Sexual Confessional

A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."

"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.

The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass, and drink it."

"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"

"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"

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hmmm.. aku nak list down bawah ni laaa awek awek yg wat aku teruja :

1. Angelina Jolie : that sex face n body serakah.. boobs jgn ckplaa..muhahaah

2. Charlize Theron : so lady this gurll siyottttttt.. hmm tinggi plak tu.. face damn cute

3. Elisha Cuthbert : haaa yg ni angkara tgk 24 n GURL NEXT DOOR>> pliz plizz nak GF porn star.. buleslaaaaaaaaa.. plizzz plizzzzzzzzz

4. Monica Bellucci : perghhhhhhh.. da sexy european lady n damn garang muke.. nyam nyam...

5. Judith Godreche : french nye perlakon..muke style innocent but she s damn smart tgk kat tv mase interview...

6. *dot* *dot* : heheheeh yg ni korang kene cairk drill black decker koreng dalam serebrum aku untuk tau sape.. muahahaahah

oklaaa for me bile aku tgk lady ni order bende aku tgk : face, boobs, body, brain n personality... tu sume ader baru aku ketegori kan wanita SPENTOT suke..wakakakak mmg pervert... not ashamed to admit. :D

DROPped OUT from Malaysian Rugby NAtional Squad

2005-06-01T00:16:00.000+08:00

salut a tous,

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BARISSSSSSS SEDIAAAA!!!!! sila bangun..ini lagu negaraku aku ..setiap kali b4 aku switch to 104.9, aku akan dengar lagu ni dulu mase start engine kete aku untuk ke mana mana.. so my negaraku pleaseeeee... angkat tangan jatuh angkat tangan jatuh!!! muahahahah

ANTO HOED - Tentang Seseorang

Teruntukmu hatiku, ingin ku bersuara
Merangkai semua tanya, imaji yang terlintas
Berjalan pada satu Tanya slalu menggangguku
Seseorang itukah dirimu kasih

Kepada yang tercinta inginku mengeluh
Semua resah di diri mencari jawab pasti
Akankah seseorang yang diinginkan kan hadir
Raut halus menyelimuti jantungku

Cinta hanyalah cinta, hidup dan mati untukmu
Mungkinkah semua Tanya kau yang jawab
Dan tentang seseorang itu pula dirimu
Ku bersumpah akan mencinta
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OK PERHIMPUNAN DAH SELESAI... SUME BULES BALIK KELAS N MASUK KELAS ... MUAHAHAHA

i was dropped from the Malaysian Rugby National Squad after 4 days of national selection n training..
this year seems to be a major turn point for the national squad of 15s as Malaysian Rugby Union MRU changed the selection process and training method ..

it s harder n u have to be damn fit eventhough u do have a damn good reputation at national stage... or even posseding a damn good skill..

i ve been dropped to my fitness test result in BLEEP TEST.. i ve failed to score 10 as required.. and there goes my tear to wear the national jersey this year for the RWC qualification in India ( vs Kazakhstan n vs India)... i m really damn sad eventhough they asked me to trian harder n be fitter for the game in Mesia vs Guam n vs Thailand in OCtober...as told by Mr Safa ( MRU VP )

i ll be back stronger n watch out for kodok in this year's AGONG S CUP... u ll see my damn agressif play n bullocking runs....

damn frustrated n damn frustrated as i m one of the country top props.. nevarminddd..

i ll be back stronger n will be going to gym to prepare AGONG s CUP in August..

even my dad can t understand bout my dreams n pride to play for the country.. he only ask how much money u get ?? fed up with his answers...

rugby had gave me a lot towards being a better insan in life.... not money making u better insan..

imagine.. THE PRIDE TO WEAR UR COUNTRY S JERSEY AND SING NEGARAKU...

good luck to my teamates : JAck, Adam, Norli, Gabuk, Wak Nasa, Ah Meng, golek and the others.

MAJU SUKAN UNTUK NEGARA... nak menangis tgk derang main mase friendly.. for sure i ll defend selangor as the champion of Agong s CUp 2004....

ok guys..i ll inform u guys for the next rugby events.. for the moment.. i ll be hiding in my semak nyorok nangis kene drop siotttttttttt.. heheeheheh

boboi boboi...

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Honeymoon
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A young couple is on their honeymoon. After a few hours of exhausting great sex, the husband says, "Now you won't see me for a while."
"We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where do you think you're going?"

"Nowhere, sweetie," he says. "Please turn over."

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Funny Answering Machine Messages
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1. The President is not in his/her office at this time. Please leave your number, the name of the country you wish to invade and the secret password.

2. Thanks for calling the psychic hotline. I'm not in my office right now, but please leave your number and what you think of when you hear the following: orange, mother, unicorn. Also, leave me a brief history of your childhood. Thank you.

3. Hi, this is [your name]'s refrigerator. The answering machine eloped with the tape deck so this is my job for a while. Leave a message and I'll stick it to myself so that [your name] receives it promptly.

4. This is you know who, I'm you know where, leave your you know what, you know when.

5. Hi. Now you say something.

6. This is not the pizza place, so please do not leave an order or Luigi will come after you again.

7. [Your name]'s palace of pleasure. If you are a woman, leave your phone number and a brief description of yourself. If you are a man, hang up the phone and don't call back.

Joyeuse Anniversaire KUZA

2005-05-31T08:57:00.000+08:00

Joyeuse Anniversaire MAdemoiselle Kuza,

Heppi Birthday ku Ucapkan :

K : Kewl gurl as boleh di ajak berburak n lepak di mana sahaja serte memang fun bile bersukaria

U : Utarid tempat die dan boifrenn die nak gi honeymoon..wakakaak joking jer.. Unik in her own style n sebab tu ramai kenkawang sayang dier...

Z : ZZZzzzz kat karaoke di waktu penat adalah hobi baru beliau..waakakakak kantoi baru ni kat yow chuan.. ade ke tido??

A : Aimer atau menyayangi seseorang adalah bende yg die buat naturally n tanpa had.. kerana itu die adalah a grea tlvoer n frenz.. tq for being a great fren to me.

muahahahaah tu dieaaa.. nak sangat suruh i buat ayat dari singkatan nama dia..

have a enjoyable n safe journey in life.. i ni ckp kat org jek pandai ..life sendiri pon lintang pukang.. bape banyak jenis roller coaster dah naik... nak cube naik yg jenis same je laaa..

saya ulangi : DI MANAKAH DAN BILA KITA AKAN BERsUKARI SEPERTI HAIWAN MAMALIA ?? muahahaah

Il etait une fois ma vie en France .....

2005-05-22T18:20:00.000+08:00

Heyyyyyy heyyyyy heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ( cam santa claus greet people ),

It s a beautiful Sunday as i m at home in peace. Skrang tgh tgk tv citer Patch Adams n before watched SPANISH APPARTEMENT ( Auberge Espagnole )…. What a good Sunday becoz b4 I went out to the curve to meet LA FILLE for lunch..non it was not good but a GREATTTTT Sunday !!! .. we were joint later by Pot n Kuza. LA FILLE is superbe, belle et I was like a little kid soo happyyy to see her… we chat n I luv to hear her talking out her mind as it s so trueee n her eyes were shining. I just hope she is always true with me as I feel always true with her. THANXXX FOR BELANJARING ME MAKAN N DA PRECIOUS TIME SPENT :D

Hmm the movie AUBERGE ESPAGNOLE is really sumthin related to me as it made me teringat all my old days as student in France… lets resume my journey in France

Name : SpEntoT
DOB : sometime in 1977
SPM : 1994.

I was awarded a scholarship to pursue my studies to France in 1995 just rite after my SPM’s results… we were 10 boys awarded with this scholarship to pursue our dreams there.

1995 – May 15th: Landed for the first time in France ( Paris) and there was a bus to take us from Paris to Colmar (near to the French – Germany border ) .. 6-8 hours bus trip.

1996 – September: I entered IUT de Bordeaux, France to start my DUT en genie electrique et informatique industrielle GEII ( degree in electrical engineering ).. 2 years spent at Bordeaux

1998 – September: thank god, I managed to pursue my studies in master in electronics at SUPELEC France.. one the great French grande ecole in electronics…
My first year was at Metz..

1999 – 2000: my second year in Metz..or my wonderful years… damn noti during this period… party, rugby, frenz, party, rugby, frenz, party, rugby, frenz, wakakaakakka

2000 – 2001: repeated my second year at rennes…

2001 – 2002: my third year master finally after years of having too much fun.. wakaakakakakak.. but was quite scary jugak mase kene repeat second year.

Hmmm.. I resume in other post bout the journey in France…

DO SEE WAT OTHER PEOPLE DON T SEE… N DO SUMTHIN SPECIAL N CARE FOR SUMONE that made u life EXIST FINALLY n APPRECIATED … JUST GIVE WITHOUT LIMITS as it CHERISHES THE PPL U APPRECIATE.

Bitifuulllll PARIS ( ARC DE TRIOMPE )

my fav place at bordeaux... huhuhuhuhuhuhu

Rancangan Kegemaran Semasa Kecil

2005-05-19T23:15:00.000+08:00

ehhhh.. salut a tous!!!

tiens tiens... comment allez vous ?? la vie roule bienggg?? heeheheh i just had a relaxing week after being torchered selama 4 hari during Malaysian National Call Up training.. tak pernah trening ragbi sehebat n sesusah ini .. sampai due due beti saku ni kramp cam org cacat.. bles sampai tahap di qualified parking di tempat org cacat... jln senget gile ari ahad tu. haahahah tidor pon dengkur tak ingat dunia..

mmg macam nak masuk komando British SAS agaknee.. tapi fun becoz all the fun team mate were there... having great fun ketawa waktu malam lepas trening.. wakakaak

hmmmmm...

do u guys recalled ur fav rancangan mase kecil dahulu ?? sila bae di bawa dan list ini tidak mengikut turutan kehebatan :
1- airwolf
2- nam tour of duty
3- ninja
4- ultraman
5- thundercat
6- voltron
7- sesame street
8- gaban
9- satria baja hitam
10- maero attack
11- rin hane koma
12- MASK
13- Mac Gyver
14- A Team
15- Knight rider

hahaahahaha gile betuiiiiii.. mmg sumber pendidikan betul bende ni sume.. but now dah tue sket n ikut zaman skrang.. skrang i m on watching O.C .. orang county.. cool gile serie ni muahahahah.. idop org org kaye kat california.. ngna cara hidup family, lifestyle n bnyk gak kesan moral bagus.. stim gile tgk wild wild party di organize spoilt brat ni sume..muakakaakak

i ve just watched a damn goo dmovie n wanna share this one damn excellent but so true quote :

"when a great love is rejected, something inside a man dies... so all he can do is runaway
so he can meet the gurl he love second most unless u can get to him before he close the book on you.... "

sound sad but sooo trueeee... so guys yg kene camni..hang on in life...

so oouples.. find sumthin to do together seperti encourage ur partner nye hobby yg die tokleh realizekan n tolong die buat sebab mmg sroonok gile n beshhh sama sama jadikan dreams the gurl come truee... cayalaa my words!!!

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AMARAN : JGN KASIKAN KUCING ANDA TANPA SEBAB NANTI ANDA MENYESAL !!!!

Cinderella's Wishes

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Alan for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, the Fairy Godmother appeared. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"

The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath, she uttered her first wish. "I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned.

Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!"

The Fairy Godmother replied, "It is the least I can do. What is your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body and said, "I wish I was young and full of beauty again."

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful face returned.

Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years, and long forgotten vigor and vitality began to run through her very soul. Then the Fairy Godmother spoke again, "You have one more wish. What shall you have?"

Cinderella looked over at Alan, who was now quivering in the corner with fear. "I wish for you to transform my old cat, Alan, into a beautiful and handsome young man." Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological makeup, that when he stood before her, he was a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet.

The Fairy Godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella! Enjoy your new life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.

For a few moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his muscular arms.

He leaned close to her ear and whispered with his warm breath, "I bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?"

ok bebbbbbbbbb... a bientot.. n jgn over over teruja wakakaakka

merciiiii Maini n Ina...

2005-05-10T13:00:00.000+08:00

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Bedside Manner

A man and his wife are lying in bed when the husband starts caressing her back.

"Not tonight, dear," she says. "I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow." So the husband rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he turns back and again starts caressing her back.

"Honey, stop," she says. "I told you I have to go to the gynecologist in the morning."

"I know," he answers. "But you don't have to go to the dentist, do you?"

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hey guys,

today i wanna say THANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU to Marini becoz she gave me a superb gift..muahsssss muehssssssss muihssssssss... heheeheh
suke sgt walaaupon quite blur memule becoz i rabun mase tu ..tak pakai spek.. heheeheh

a gift yg entertain my dunia budak budak dulu n will entertain me todayyyyyyyy.. cuke cangattt.. tersengih sengih dpt.. gile babannnn besh.. thanx maine !!!
her sista Ina yg pass to me mase pi dinner semalam kat showru kelana jaya... lepak ngna ina, maine n her opis mate gud fren saiful...

n i feel great to see Ina with her glowing n excited face .. dah lame tak nampak camtu.. sejuk ati tgk.. glad to observe that.. she s excited
about going to cambodia with her frenz for holiday trip.. suke sgt die n she plan gile detail all her trip. i was senyuming gelakkan tgk die nye passion
plan n citer trip dier haahaha... k laaa..

today i wanna citer ppl yg entertain me last evaninggggg... tu jek.. malas nak cite rpasal bende lain..

a bientot n chiao chiao a tous..

Finance Hooker

2005-05-05T09:55:00.000+08:00

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jokes yg i letak sini are the ones that really make me laugh .. n not to impress u readers or whatevarr... please do misunderstood it k??... so just wanna share jokes yg wat me sengih sengih... it s not really the intention the be the funniest guy or whatevar...

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A new hooker had just finished her first trick and when she came down the street, the seasoned veterans gathered around to hear the details.

She said, "Well, he was a big, muscular, handsome sailor."

"Well, what did he want you to do?" they all asked.

She said, "I told him missionary-style sex would be $100, but he didn't have that much. Then I told him oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I asked him how much money he had."

The sailor said, "I have $25."

So the hooker said, "Well, for $25, all I can do is service you by hand."

The hooker went on the explain that, "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first, and then the first hand above the second hand..."

"Oh my God," they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge, then what did you do?"

"I loaned him $75!" she exclaimed.

jikustik MAAF

2005-05-05T02:16:00.000+08:00

5th May… 2 days before the 7th may.. cukop sebulan for da weirdest n sweetest thing happened to me.. I dunno if it gonna be the sweetest thing or it gonna do whatever thing to me.. but I just take the ride n see.. need both hands to clap guys.. but one hand has to initiate the clap.. one good clap noise if both willing to participate without hesitation…

One clap everyone ???? 

Aku mase mengarang ni .. aku dengar lagu JIKUSTIK --- MAAF .. sowielaa aku ni jenis denga rmelody n kengkadang faham lirik.. bangsa sepsis macam itu.. tapi aku rase mood aku cam rentak lagu ni .. okie dokie roger…

Kau, menyisakan tangis
Pertengkaran semalam, Diantara kita
Kini, ku harus berdiri
Ditepian hati, Bimbang 'tuk memilih

Kau harus tahu, Dalam hatiku bergetar
Waktu ku tahu, Kau terluka saat aku...

Buatmu menangis, Buatmu bersedih
Inginku memelukmu, dan ucapkan maaf
Maafkan aku, Maafkan aku, Maafkan aku...

Aku, aku pun mencoba
'Tuk beri yang terbaik, Untuk kau miliki
Kini, Kau harus berdiri
Ditepian hati, Bimbang 'tuk memilih

Kubuat kau menangis, Buatmu bersedih
Ingin ku memelukmu, Dan ucapkan maaf
Maafkan aku...Buatmu menangis, Buatmu bersedih

SO.. Blogging is great as maine told me.. it s sort of a tool to unveal bit a bit ur life n open up as it s difficult to open up to people.. muahahaha… sort of exhibitionist nye instinct… u want to share n only people that think u re someone for them.. then they ll read bout it.. n thanxxxx to u guys.. yg rajin tinggal komen or silent reader.. I m only a normal basic guy.. nothing extra n masih dok blank actually in life… .. kalu hangpa ras enak baca.. bacalaaaa.. aku takda tempat untuk berceloteh or pokpek.. aku need sumtime to do this for myself laa…

Yeah guys.. I m writing this blog on the 5th May .. 2 days before the 7th May 2005. This date means a lot to me becoz hanye tuhan je yg tau what s deep inside me.. so how was ur day ?? excellent ?? it should be nice when sumone special do really cares bout u.. it s sort like a gift u bagi kat small kids… their eyes dun lie to show happiness n joy.

Mine payah kot sebab sepet sejak kecik.. they should hire me to berlakon in sepet ..eheheh hanye stupid joke je laa.. only my own stupid jokes nourish my life n entertain me actually.

I was damn a boring n annoying sensitive boy mase kecik.. tensen dok slalu kene tinggal kot ngna my parents.. ade selalu kene tunggu 4-5 jam depan gate skolah baru nak balik umah.. it always happen to me mase skolah rendah kat singapore…but ade keuntungan ngan berlaku nye bende ni.. I managed to develop a special skill of imagination to kill my time..

Ni antare list imagination aku :
1) membuat huraian citer citer yg ade kat tv : knight rider la, ultraman la, etc.... cube berangna jadi super hero le tu..
2) berangan pi jenjalan ngan my dad actually... boys always suffer to please their dad n hav gud time especially malay boys I think… terutama anak sulung…
3) canne nak kenekan my bro?? heheeheh ade sajek idea.. nak buat macam macam trap kat umah.. but i luv most my second bro.. never eva a person can make me smile no one knows seeing a big sengih form my bro... man u re the man!!!!
4) To quit my family n live on my own .. slalu fikir nak lari rumah.. bengang slalu.. buhsan tgk suasane tak sihat kat umah n jeles tgk family lain.. mungkin sebbab tu I quit early my home.. masuk boarding school n blah gi oversea..
5) Suke fikir canne nak gelak sengsorang.. fikir bende lawak ..
6) Canne ultraman bodos sgt sampai lampu berkelip kelip n tak laser kan awal awal sume raksasa ?? membazirr betul mamat yg berlakon penat penat pakai baju berzip ultraman
7) Pikir aktiviti ape nak buat bile main kat dalam longkang besar dekat umah aku mase darjah 2...
8) ---- this one i reserved it for myself.. but I cried a lot for this.. shame on u the toad spentot !!! ahahahah.. but dun be afraid to do it.. shame on u spentot --------

I went to makan last nite around kol 10.00pm.. dah tertido mase balik dari opis.. ponek sgt. Did lepak at darul ehsan sengsorang n flash back my life.. lame gak termenung..

A great moment to think back.. I think I need to take a time off n really refresh myself.. I m really welcoming the national call up at least rugby is my time off from my life. I dunno know what the people surrounding me thinks bout me ?? am I the only simple stupid guy doing jokes all time ? or am I the big fat guy doing dunno what la ??

Chics left a comment that made me think deeply mase dinner tu kat darulehsan sambil tgh menikmati nasi goring USA + milo tarik…… she means sumthin indirectly.. she understands me n thank god sumone did.. it s great comment but simple.. do I need to take again an escape ??? I m tired being the damage controller.. let other people do laaaa this time…. What a sad comment by me.. haahahah

What if I have taken the job offer as a micro electronics expert in Switzerland 2 years before ?? at least that guy appreciates me… thank god… just pray that u get back ur strength..

So guys.. enjoy every moment and thank to God when u hav sumone that luvs n appreciates u… think twice, tige kali ke, 452 kali or 10329444 kali ke… k ??

Adios et courage dans la vie car les surprises y sont mais merites tu de tout ca?? Hmm bon sang.. je ne sais plus.. je suis paume exactement.. ou est tu blondine mougenot ??

Bye bye... n sekali lagi JIKUSTIK --- MAAF.. bonne nuit a tous!!!

Emperor of the French

2005-04-30T10:35:00.000+08:00

Napoleon I
Emperor of the French
1769 - 1821
The most dangerous moment comes with victory.
—Napoleon Bonaparte

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Password

A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass the female he told her to enter, "Penis." Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.

She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:
***Password Rejected. Not Long Enough***

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NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

Salut a tous.. je vais essayer d ecrire ici a propos de ce bonhomme qui s appelle Napoleon Bonaparte…

Napoleon Bonaparte was born on August 15, 1769 in Ajaccio on the Mediterranean island of Corsica (south of France). Hmmm.. this guy contributed a lot to France and its people.. and if u guys have the opportunity going to France for holidays, u can see what Napoleon has done to LA FRANCE… everything… how he faire reviver la France and what France was, is and will be….

He is both a historical figure and a legend, certain people call him the dictator, tyrant, genius, ambitious and whatever laaa but he was someone due to all his glories in conquering the world…. — and it is sometimes difficult to describe him and it takes from different aspects to really understand this guy... he s a great lover, philosophe etc… weird kan ?? but betul ape ape yg great historian cube describe about this bloke…

The events of his life fired the imaginations of great writers, film makers, and playwrights whose works have done much to create the Napoleonic legend.

Napoleon decided on a military career when he was a child and was awarded a scholarship to a French military academy... from out of nothing suddenly die jadi super famous… His meteoric rise shocked not only France but all of Europe, and his military conquests threatened the stability of the world… becoz he did really almost crossed over the major part of this world especially in Europe…

Napoleon was one of the greatest military commanders in history and damn genius known for all his military strategies.. He has also been portrayed as a power hungry conqueror and wanted to conquer almost everything. Napoleon denied being such a conqueror. He argued that he was building a federation of free peoples in a Europe united under a liberal government eheheheheh funny bloke.

However, in the states he created, Napoleon granted constitutions, introduced law codes, abolished feudalism, created efficient governments and fostered education, science, literature and the arts.

Okk.. .. let first start with this and I ll be doing some fact findings about this guy…

=== rugby section ====

RSC HotDogs played against SMS Old Boys this weekend in the semi final of KRS league. We won 32 - 19 and the first half was quite headlesss chicken... no orientation of the game and less presence at the breakdowns as our loosies were totally absent. Second half changed, played the set phases by the forwards and hence we managed to privde quality balls for the backline..

fucking shit, my try was refused n dunno why as the ref said he didnt blow yet for the penalty.. as usual my fav ball, the scrumhalf gave a pop pass to me and i bulldozed the opponents as i know best doing... nevamindd..

so the final will be ROYAL SELANGOR CLUB VS COBRA... hmmm This is a sort of like Real MAdrid - Barcelona, Liverpool - Manchester, Juventus - Milan AC.... always a hot derby and especially RSC lost to COBRA in the league game n we need to win this final as COBRA is hot on winning in every competition at the domestic level of Malaysian Rugby. They are cruising about to be crouwned SUPER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS..heeheh

Malaysian Call up will be near soon... i think after next week where every domestic league games is over... chiao chiao..

COME N WATCH FINAL KRS RUGBY between COBRA and ROYAL SELANGOR CLUB... southern hemisphere style against northern hemisphere style...

Nanti citer lagi kkk!!!!!!

Rugby weekend

2005-04-25T06:47:00.000+08:00

heyy guys!!

RSC won this weekend against BIB 38-0 .. we were playing great rugby despite the heavy wet groung at PAdang Utara ( next to Federal highway )... n i m at my very best near to my international performance.. being a lot at support n asking for balls..

as usual laaa dapat bola.. terus lari laju laju n langgar player pihak lawan... managed to do it a lot during that game n i was the main ball carrier in the forwards for RSC. banged into lots of players n set up a lot of opportunities for my teaamtes to score tries n congratulations to my winger Dale Affendy Yusof scoring an hattrick of tries!!!

in fact.. i was on the bench since 2-3 games as my performance was bad... i didn t train enuff, busy ngna outstation for work..so now back in KL n managed to do more trainings n get fit, so i m back at my best performance to give my servic eto the team. felt great when teamate says " well done kodok, u re back at ur best ".. thanks guyss!!!

will need to performa this again for the semi final of selangor playoff n to get the eye of the national squad selectors.. as my manager warned humourously " keep fit kodok or i will not nominate u for the malaysian squad and selangor agong's cup selection " ....heheehehe

thanxxxxxxxx richard... u ve motivated me back to be at my best .. now i wanna really serve my country !!!

ciao beb.... i ll post after this about life n jokes.. just too happy with my performance.

a bientot et vive le rugby... un sport d amitie...

le debut d un Super WEEKENDDDDDD !!!

2005-04-23T13:42:00.000+08:00

Le weekend de 23 Avril 2005…

Salut a vous tous et que le weekend commence !!!!!!!! pour les gens qui veulent essayer de comprendre le francais.. u guys can use the language translation tools provided by google... http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en

So thanks to goggle brains.. u guys can at least try to understand the main vulgarity, sex, honesty, opinions and some intelligence ( erkkk… got laaa ere ) from this putain blog de merde cree par moi… but warning better ask me for the real translation becoz I use a lot of bahase pasar french… karang tak pepasal hangpa bengkek kat aku… heehehehhe

Muahahahaah for starting… let s laugh again the devil style … MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAHA…

Ok we can start now…

Now listening to JET – Are u GOnne Be my gurl .. n sambil tu buat 5 series of 20 push ups… n blogginggg…

Devil laugh again gentlemen !!!!!!!

MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAHA…

ARE U GONNE BE MY GURL ?????

Lalalalalalalalla… (dancing sambil push up ) …

Now lagu MEtalicca – Whiskey in the Jar.

I ve had a funny start of my weekend involving all people I luv in my life… couple gaduhlaa sane sini.. kawan pompuan kene tinggal sampai tahap nak kene jual n kene jadi super spentot tolong.. n then ape lagi yeee... kene pow adik Adam si Ita Mash Comey beli baju baju...

Pleaseeeeeeeeee laaaa .. help me to hav emy free time ..malaih dah jadi Super Spentot.. ponek dah den pakai underwear kat luar… dun hav even time to wash da underwears used during duty. Thinking of buying the spentot yg boleh pakai buang everyday punye.. marah plak DBKL bile sapu jalan kantoi bende ni…

My best fren AL JACKO Sempotossss a/l Enricos Siamos witnessed n was the first one to witness the release of my ****** TOTTTTTTTTT ***** ( ade 18sx, 18sg and tv pendidikan ).. U Re da MANNNNN !!!

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Hmmm..nanti if I got anything lagi .. I ll add about this.. next lesson will be HOW te be like THE HITCH guy @ Will Smith… to warm u up..

JUST BE YOUR FUCKINGGGG OWN SELF n LOTS OF CONFIDENCE + sengih on da face…. To be continued about this.

Ok dudes… we gonna try laa at least sambung da last episode… I m not AN EXPERT, A PLAYER, ENSEM, MACHO , NOT BOROI n MATA NOT SEPET… but at least with my berjuta juta lemon TRY N ERROR yg mengaibkan .. I put sumthin for ya guysss… at least u knowww.. n can use it..

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ADULT WARNING :
**** pihak SPentot Entreprise tidak menjamin kejayaan resepi ini dan jika ade effect yg tidak di ingini such as Sawan Khinzir, kuar buih dari mulut, mata juling, kentot bercirit, jalan kengkang kerana batu besar sebelah secara rawak dan tibe tibe kene bisol atas dahi pada diri anda…

Oleh if u wanna apply all this tips please do it with the presence of adults or ur parents.

Pedophile strictly not allowed or I ll have to kill u guys with my bare hands… I m now at the 3rd series of 20 push ups…
I LL BE WATCHING YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!

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Do u guys still remember the old days at school when u had a crush at a gurl ?? waaa.. so beauuuuuutiful kannn.. rase cam dunia tu ringan jek n berat anda yg waktu tu 120 kg jadi 60 kg jek.. discount 50 %...

Description of a guy yg crush kat gurl at schoooooolll :

1) lutut or knees lemah sangat n bergetar skala richter 10.0 ..kuang kuang… sendi sendi engsel n lesung loose abish… jalan cam chimpanzee.. tak kisah laa mamat tu semacho mane.. this only applies for the average guys at schools.. BECOZZZZ !!!! ensem n cute guys at school ego lain n derang tak pernah merasa camni.. sebab dah ramai sgt awek minat derang n they couldn t experience the pengalaman MINAT AWEK GEGILE and tak reti approach.. SO PLAYERSSS FUCK OFF from my blog..ahahahahahah gelak devil sekali lagi for the audience :

MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAHA…

Lagu now : Outkast – hey yaaaaaaaa !!!!
3rd series push up dah abish… mati laaa besok budak mane kene hand off ngan aku atas padang ragbi…

2) sending Secret Admirer nye mesej or sampaikan salam… waaa so sweeeeet but nak wat canne.. SIAPALAH KITA NAK REVEAL OURSELF… this type of person normally quite nerd, tak reti ckp ngan pompuan, sivik (rambut sikat tepi) tapi kekadang sekali sekala suke skodeng asrama perempuan, nyorok dlm locker, ponteng ngaji n korek idong dlm kelas… waaaaaaaaaaa haahahahah..
Padanlaaa awek awek kat skolah tak minat.. siot jek.. this describes me ..kuang kuang.

2) for him.. to watch how she walks, move her hands, talks, smiles, gerak mata n blablablabla.. ( SEX DESCRIPTION DOESN T APPLIES becoz it s pure natural monkey love ) … tocheng pon tak sanggup sebab cair sgt kat awek ni… waaa..sanggup beli cekelat bagi sebagai adiah.. buat poem… bagi bunge yg di petik belakang loji najis asrama sekolah.

3) Know her details n sanggup buat ape sahaj… haaaaaaaaaaaahhh !!!! itulahhhhh mistake utamaaaaaaa... the gurl takde opportunity to discover the guy nye natural quality becoz die dok berusaha sehabis baik impress tha tgurl n tak tunjuk die punye charm... walhal every person is awarded with a gold mine inside… up to u to dig n sell it… come on bebbyyyyyyyyyy !!!! wai taaahhh.. doing the 4rd serie of push ups… n lagu sekarang DIDO – White FLag. CONFIDENNNNNNNN n try to show ur natural thingy.. sebab ramai awek yg turn on tgk clumsy of a guy, die nye cair depan her, jokes dier n anythinglaaa.. not the korek idong thingy laaa… haahahahahahah

4) Jgnnnnnnnnn kontrollll langsungggg !!!! eheheheh.. barulaa that gurl can discover u..

5) N it takes time I know to apply this sebab even me GAGAL DULUUUUU at skolah.. sebab gile crush at other gurl yg name die INTEREST… I REALLY giler at this INTEREST… but I blank n as normal guys yg biase tak macho… only fade away but my natural things attracted to this gurl name S R A… she had a crush at mee!!!!!!!!!!!! Haahahahaha discovered this while I was in france mase first year degree… baru I understand .. why she luvs to talk to me during break antare kelas at school… n while I helped her with maths… butttttt the sedis part… I couldn t have a crush back in her… n that s where at least u understand sket what people cakap about LOVE at first sight.. we need both to play it… both gurl n guy…

K laaaaaaaaaa !!!!! nanti kite burak lagi pasal bende ni....
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DIBERHENTIKAN SEMENTARA KERANA SUDAH MASUK WAKTU ZOHOR bari Wilayah Persekutuan dan kawasan kawasan yg sewaktu dengan nye...

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20 cents nye jokee... jual joke n beli karipap pon tak mampu.. bayar toilet bolehlaaa
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Jailed Hillbilly

A hillbilly was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years, he was notified that his Uncle Joe from Chicago had died and left him over $100,000.
The hillbilly was so happy when the warden said that he would put it in trust until he was released. The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying the money up.
The hillbilly said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a computer. The warden said, "sure" and got him a computer -- a brand new Compaq computer. After a few weeks, the warden visited him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement, he saw the computer smashed on the floor.
The warden asked the hillbilly what happened. The hillbilly said that it didn't work right and he got mad. He said it would not even complete the simplest task.
The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do. The hillbilly said he just wanted one thing from the computer. One simple task and it could not do it.
The hillbilly said, "I hit the escape key and nothing happened. I hit the key again and still nothing, I am still here. I think I will sue Compaq!"
Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of salary he was looking for.
"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
"Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years...say, a red Corvette?"
"Wow! Are you kidding?"
"Yeah, but you started it."

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RUGBY COLUMN :

Royal Selangor Club playing 2 games this weekend :
On Saturday : Vs Hong Kong Rugby Football Club ( Friendly gam – a tour from Hong Kong)
On Sunday : Vs BIB ( SElangor League Playoff)

Due to my shoulder status, I will be playing the second game on Sunday n on standby list for Saturday as I dun want to aggravate my shoulder as national n agong s cup coming… My manager n coach scolded my like a kid as I m pretending to be INJURY FREE n wanted to play… as last Saturday I nearly took my shoulder off n the squad was playing at 14…

I was running with ball n doing AKA STOMPER SOUTH AFRICAN forward charge.. n suddenly I slipped n fell with my left hand braking on the ground.. n the my left shoulder berbunyi… oHHHHHHHh fuckkk…

Kuang kuang kuang… the KODOK felt on ground… yeahhh my nickname in the rugby world is KODOK THE FRENCH PROP…

So been working out to repair this shoulder n tighten it… heheeheheheh hmmm..

My fav XV rugby squad is FRANCEEEEEEEE !!! n as below my fav players:

1. Sylvain Marconnet
2. Keith Wood
3. Phil Vickery
4. Fabien Pelous
5. John Eales
6. Josh Kronfeld
7. Old Oliver MAgne
8. Toutai KEfu
9. Gregan
10. LArkham
11. Old J LOmu
12. Tim Horan
13. O driscoll
14. Jef Wilson
15. Christian Cullen

HAV A BLAST u peopleeeeeeee….. waiting in the semak.

EL Spentot the kodok prop.

muahahah.. a great restart...

2005-04-21T23:17:00.000+08:00

El Spentot Ismeth Ulam Raja is back to biznessss… c est l extase!!!!

I ve just plugged my superb ALTEC LANGSING speakers to my laptop in my bedroom.. playing sound at the level of Brahmin nye kasta sampai nak terejaculate rasenyee..muahahahah mind my language.. sorry to say for the readers… it s the el spentot trademark vulgarity + pervert + honesty + a little bit of charm… haahahah

Life is great n just got to continue laa.. ape nak misery nyee.. baru challenging..

So to people yg getting married .. I wish u guys the best!!! Dun for sake nak kawin jerr sebab oklaa aku leh idup ngna mamat or minah ni.. please get married to sumone u ngam gile n really have fun serte care for each other.. I m saying this becoz I received lots of wedding invitation n I think I need to CLONE my self to attend all weddingss!!!!.. speaking of CLONE.. starwars 3 dah nak kuar n ade sorang fanatic yg namenye taknak ckp..terloncat loncat excited nak tgk.. muahahahaa.

WOOIIIIIIIIIIII GUYSSS Out There !!!

One question nak tanye : how is ur gurl fren?? I m not thinking if urs has a piece of hot ass or boobs eventhough that s what playing in our mind guys..hahahaah damn pervert am i… I m excused since I m a SPENTOT… what arrogance !! hahaahah dun give a fuck.

Lot of guys are dating with gurls yg DUN HAVE LIFE !!! I repeat , repeat n repeat… ladies yg tidak ade life… dok berkepit 24 jam ngan BF derang.. n asyik nak track mane pergi their BF..

Come on for god sake… I know there s pure love between couples but GIVE SPACE laaa n I mean jgn laa ignore plak ur couple sampai tak care..

I m having problem dating typical malay gurls.. what I mean by typical will be listed below. Hahaahha I think the feminism association will confirm wanna blast me..
Again I dun give a fuck since I m THEEEEEEEEE MIGHTY Spentot…

According to Kamus Dewan Bahasa El SPentot @ underwear Koyak, typical malay gurl is :

1) everyday doing the same thing at work.

2) narrow minded

3) dun like their BF to curse.. laaaa takkan tokleh langsung sekali sekala... :p

4) dun like their BF watching PORNS… muahahaha PORNS makes guys rejuvenated… n creative to satisfy u gurlsss laaa… bile tak satisfied u gurls marah plak… A HONOUR to Jenna Jameson, Rocco Sifredi n all French Porn Stars : Seb Bruno, Claire Morgane, Titof, IAN SCOTTTTTTTTT, Ovidie, oceane n at last JOHN B ROOT.

5) Dun like their BF doing sports… plak dah.. bile boroi, tak stim plak korang n it sounds when u guys making luv… boys are boys .. we live by our dreams n imagination.. hobbies feed our spirit n mental laaaaa…

6) Dun like their BF to fart in public or even beside u gurls.. abislaaaa sakit perut keanginan tahan kentot.. i tried once to tahan during my studies day ( math class that time ) n for sure i guarantee u guys, ur face turns blue becoz TOXIC GAS KILLS UR STOMACH... kuang kuang.. I Rushed to the toilet to blasstttttttt !! n for sure the french guys in the toilet was surprised

7) Dun like their BF to do STUPID , BLACK, DIRTY jokesssssssss.. hahhhhhhhhhh !!!! u gurls want skema n sivik nye Bf.. up to u laaa… again dun give a fuck… :D. i luv to do these black jokes with all the gurls i dated n it s a sort of my barometer if i can really be myself n the gurl being natural to herself. BOWINK BOWINK BOWINK people yg takleh accept bende ni.

8) Dating nak pegi tgk wayang jek, jalan kat klcc etc….. aiyoooooooo damnnnn boringggggg laaaa… do laaa sumthin nice.. for ex : go to beach, bace novel ke, dengar lagu, main kejar kejar or ikat ikat kat pokok kelapa.. ohh TURN ME ON imaginatiing this… do it at my gF laaa nanti.. .muahahahahah .. go for rock climbing ke, rafting ke or playing touch rugby ( got opportunity to touch their boobs n ass hihihihihi ), masak masak together ke…

9) The most important things : most typical malay gurl perasan cepatttttttt.. aiyoo die laaaa camni.. just lepak lepak with them going jalan jalan at KLCC, hantar ke stesen bas since dah lewat malam, sms sekali sekala n call sekali sekala.. buat joke skit… n then can get attracted n feelong terhadap us… so finally I ll keep my distance n socials with these typicals… OPEM Mind laa skett… jgn narrow mind.

10) It exists that hot malay chicks keep whining about their past of their EX,
lonely laaa n takda BF laaa, buat buat sedis to do the negative psychology.. come on ladiesss.. this things TURN MEEE OFFFFFFF laaa.. I dun want to go out on first date to hear u gurls whining.. enjoy u life dahlaaa u ade muke cun n bukan tongkang pecah.. bersyukurlaaaaa…

11) GO out with ur gurl frenzzz laaa wahai ladies yg cun n smart wei. hav ur gurls nit eout, shopping ke , go buy sexy lingerie ke, lepak at any coffee place to check out on guys . it s damn good becoz at this peaceful time among ladies, u gurls has the opportunity to check on why u luv ur BF / hubby..like sort of .. " seboroi boroi hubby aku, hensem gak die " , OHHHHH i miss my hubby !! and other thingy laaa yg related. thinking about want to go out with ohter guy is up to u ladiesss... n then when u go out, u have sumthing to talk about with ur patner... barulaaa interesthing.. :)

Hmmm..nanti if I got anything lagi .. I ll add about this.. next lesson will be HOW te be like THE HITCH guy @ Will Smith… to warm u up..

JUST BE YOUR FUCKINGGGG OWN SELF n LOTS OF CONFIDENCE + sengih on da face…. To be continued about this.

Now to my other passion : RugBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!

Well I m back at my best, stamina damn good n my skill sharpness di asah.. feeling damn great.. been doing a lot of running and workout.. Selangor league playoffs started n we blasted ANSARA 69 –0 ..yeah yeah I know Royal Selangor Club should be playing Super League but since as MRU dun allow no more than 2 foreigners.. the RSC Dogs couldn t play in the Malaysian Highest Rugby Club Level SUPERLEAGUE.

RSC Dogs is composed of 70 % Mat Salleh n skit jekkk local players… but that s our club n I luv it.. I m proud of it eventhough other clubs invited me… I owe it to my manager n coach. As long I can play good rugby, get state n national call up… Alhamdulillah.. that s great.

Rugby is a sport require most MENTAL STRENGTH.. how u build up, fight for ur place n perform during game … a great team sport..

Crossing on my fingers getting the national call up for RWC games in Mumbai, India ( June 2005) .. the national squad playing against Kazakhstan and India.. pray for our success eventhough now it s the black period of Malaysian Rugby. We have lots of bunch of talented players n we even have a damn big forwards players roaring at local scenes for COBRA, STAROBA, NS Wanderers, my Club RSC n other Clubs in Malaysia… will be banging against BIB this weekend playoff game n it s Shah Iran nye team ( one of the great ex national player – he s a legend ). An he was my coach for the Selangor Agong s Cup champion 2004 squad…heheehhe my first Agong s Cup Gold medal.. well it s for my kepuasan n a level of recognition …

Come on young lads… just enjoy ur game n enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaylaaa. Finish al this as usual.. stupid joke :

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Laughing Horse

A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of $20 bills. The man asks the bartender, "What's the deal with the jar of money?"
"Well," the bartender says, "I've got a horse tied up in the stable out back. This horse has never laughed in his life. You put $20 in the jar, and then if you can make my horse laugh, you win all the money!"
The man puts his $20 in the jar, and goes out to the stable. He comes back just a few minutes later, and you can hear the horse laughing all the way inside. The man takes his money and leaves.
About a year later, he goes back to the bar, and they've got another jar of twenties there.
"What's the deal now?" he asks.
"Well," the bartender says, "That damn horse won't stop laughing! So the first person who can make my horse stop laughing wins the money!"
The man pays his $20 and goes out to the stable. He returns a few minutes later, and the horse is bawling his eyes out. He picks up his money and is about to leave, when the bartender stops him.
"All right," he says, "You have won an awful lot of money from me and I want to know how you did it!"
"Easy," he says, "I made him laugh by saying mine was bigger than his, and I made him cry by proving it!"

okkk dudesssssss... bye byeeee n i wanna repeat as Joey from FRIENDS says :
HOWWWW YAA DOINGGG??

jaylaa. no more craps...

a bientot mes poules n soyez coquins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a life behind a life...

2005-03-14T01:54:00.000+08:00

well well..

life is full of surprises and God adalah Maha Kaya becoz everything is planned and setiap hari dan kali ada sahaja petanda dari yg Maha Esa.

since a long time i ve not blogged becoz suddenly in my life the main foundation started to crack becoz it couldn t tahan anymore..
but great frenz of my asked me to remain sane and not insane in delaing with this crisis. for me problems with money, gurlfrenz, belajar or work could be solved dgn remain sane but once related with ur family is the most diffcult.

why ?? people never see my sadness becoz i always keep it for my self n why should u sort of life a small kid crying about it.. u re adult enuf to solve it n think it well.
especially me as the eldest son... responsabilities ... to make sure my mom is ok n my siblings ok too... berterabur ayat.

so as a result in every family crisis, try to control the damage n ensure that ur actions are based on wise thinking not emo... i hate it when it comes dealing with ur beloved person.. they love to abuse the pure, natural relationship created by god ...

My frenz told me that god only gives us test that can be solve by us.. so berdoa jelaaa n berusaha to solve sumthing k...

i m sort of hypocrite becoz i had a damn sad life behind my cheerful look.. n thank god my eyes sepet becoz u guys can t translate the sadness in my eyes.

But I always wanna thank my good frenz for supporting n encouraging me.

ok guysss... see ya around n be happy with ur love ones.

chiao chiao

spentot
Mind status : Messy

Trial Lawyer

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Kassim, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me Rm 150,000 for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

"My dad sued me for the money."

Real KOBOI

2005-02-13T21:52:00.000+08:00

A woman walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Next to her sits a man wearing a cowboy hat, western shirt, cowboy boots, and jeans with a big silver rodeo buckle. The woman looks at him and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replies that he's spent most of his life bustin' broncos, mending fences and rounding up cattle so, yes, you can say he is a real cowboy.

He then asks her, "So what are you?"

She replies, "I'm a lesbian. I spend most of my time thinking about women. When I'm eating, working, washing or sleeping, all I think about is women." She finishes her drink and leaves, and a young couple comes in and orders drinks.

The woman notices the cowboy and asks him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He ponders the question and replies, "I used to think so but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

tandooorii payat ..curik dari SGL nye blog :))

2005-01-27T08:55:00.000+08:00

alohaaaaaaaaaaa

kuangkuangkuang.. ponek den baru landed kat KL n managed to slept 2 hours onlieeeeeeeeeee!!! hahaha tokleh tidor siot smalam sbb hormon adrenalin tinggi sgt semalam after bisnes meeting kat rumah pj with all my partners in crime. muekekekeek n selepas 3 days cuti bekerje trying to run my biznez in perak.

a full journey laaaa dari the last post..ok before that i wanna post sumthin about TANDOORI PAYAT. firstly i would like to thank the creator of this kartun TANDOORI PAYAT sebab menghiburkan saya dan rakan rakan zaman mude mude dulu... n thanx again.. kartun di cilop dari blog SAINTIS GILE LIMOGES... ehheeheheh

Relaku Pujuk - - Slamat Ari Raya Aidildha

2005-01-23T13:15:00.000+08:00

hiyeeee... Firstly Selamat Hari Raya Korban,

anda telah korban sesuatu ?? eheheh.. well for starting, i m dedicating this song to my housemate, ex studymate n my bisnes partner : Mr Max dari Sabah.....

Lagu RELAKU PUJUK dari SPider :

Ku dikejar bayang-bayang resah
Bila hatimu masih tak berubah
Enggan dipunya
Dan dipenjara
Belaian cintaku ini
Aku bukan lelaki yang tewas
Bisa menyambar walau ku ditolak
Biar diujiKanan dan kiri
Kaukan tetap kumiliki
Tiada lafaz yang lebih agung
Kalimah cintamu
Yang kutunggu-tunggu
Biar jasadku yang menanggung
Permainan darimu
Relaku pujuk
Janganlah kau salahkan aku
Terus memburu menawan cintamu
Aku percaya
Sedikit masa
Kau kecundang akhirnya
Usahlah kau bersedih
Dihadapanmu aku hadir
Memadam resah dan curiga
Dari hatimu… oh… oh…
Apakah kali ini
Bisa kau tolak dan berlari
Setelah aku menanamkan
Azimatku…

sedislaaa dengar n lihat kisah cinte dier ni... die sanggup buat bermacam macam untuk gurl ni... romantis abish care die layan gurl ni. namun ini semua pengajaran yg pahit kerana melalui pengalaman inilah mamat ini akan jadi lebih strong n learn from hikmah hikmah nyaaa.. sama laaa untuk aku or mane mane lelaki dalam dunia ini...

Life goes on kan ?? well on friday malam sabtu, my national rugby mates n me were tgh lepaking at uptown after fitness training at padang utara... yeah i tak balik raye haji.. ade X reasons..but i m going back today to PErak for 2 days becoz of biznez affair. i saw SRK n her new BF dtg makan at uptown, well a happy new couple n looks really they appreciate each other.

This gurl SRK , i really like her n she knows about it but at that time she was with her previous boifren KYM n was deeply in love. at one stage, i told myself to back off becoz she was really praying n counting to live with KYM. at that time i put a sedih profile at my frenstar becoz was pissed off with myself... becoz why should i started to melt for her?? sort of sumthin yg takkan membuahkan sesuatu melihatkan betapa die cintan die nye BEAU si KYM... well lucky guy si KYM... mase tu bulan Ramadhan n i can t even spend one Buka Puasa Ramadhan with her. felt sad n down as seems i m the pelampung in the relationship n will be relied on during emergency.

but now seems SRK broke up with KYM n went out with this new guy AG.. looks like a smart, pleasant n hensem guy.. so yum yum for her..
sian this guy becoz all my rugby mates were laughing at him ... he was wearing the shirt ENGLAND WORLD CUP RUGBY CHAMPIONS 2003... gilaaa powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... budus all my rugby mates... ade ke derang nak buat haka depan mamat tu. mabuk makan kuew teow uptown le tu. she tapped on my shoulder mase nak pegi order makan but i was speechless... rase sad seeing that but it s other people life man....

they are meant together n sebab tu they are together now... i don t perhaps suits her becoz of my lifestyle.. i love too much my engineer career, my rugby, my biznez n my frenz... she needed a guy that can be 100% dedicated n spent time with her everyday.. so in this equation, it is not me... i managed to sort out the hikmah di sebaliknyaaa...

NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH OTHER PEOPLE GURLFRENZ.. n the term of keeping options opened is rubbish becoz we should never play with life using it. respect other people feeling.

May god bless u SRK ...u n ur new BF.. harapnye u guys will be happy then...becoz it feels great to see ur eyes shining with happiness eventhough i will not figure in ur life. bye bye SRK. thank u for being someone in a moment in my life..

siotttttt canne ni prop rugby bles jadi sentimental tetibe ni...cisssss cam hormon ni..

after uptown we went lepaking at hartamas square. only me n adam (jejaka slalu masuk majalah EH)..pastu Fawas n Amir joins us...best borak as Fawas is a pilot as kiterang borak macam macam citer sambil sport mate tgk awek awek kat hartamas square.ahahahahahha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINA AGAIN.... ari ni baru btul birthday si Lina..

kaylaa...nanti aku sambung lagi..

my nose or mon nez..putain bordel de merde..

2005-01-18T23:05:00.000+08:00

hiluuuuuuuuuu

akhirnyee i got what to write tonite.. it will be about my nose... eheheheh

well dpt ilham ni biler lepas game rugby tadi... today RSC ( royal selangor club ) played against NS Wanderers a friendly game at Mont Kiara.. everyone is having friendlies as the league is starting in February. in fact i played two games ... we had junior games at 5.00 pm n senior game at 6.00 pm... i played both..

i captained the colts n played at no 8... during that game i opened a little bit my forehead..sikit jahss.. only 1 cm... tired man...

after that i played the senior game.. tackled like crazy the NS number 8 @ malaysian u19 no 8... bleeded my nose when i tackled him.. after that .. i ran with the ball n hand off my fellow teamate malaysian prop Bolan... during that action, my nose bleed seriouslyy... got to get off the pitch as bleeding heavily..hahaahahah get excited when we play against good frenz coz ade tendancy nak kenekan member..haahahah

all the adrenalins... we love this rugby sport.

soo i resume now my nose injuries :

today : against NS
Agong's Cup final Selangor -- ATM
Cobra 2003 friendly with 8 stiches atas kepala

i need to go to NIP n TucK .. btui tak Rini ??? get my nose repaired by plastic surgeon...heheeheh
uiyoooooooo best giler ini sitcom NIP n TucK ..baru menang golden globe awards..citer bersiri smart giler.. ade everything life, sex, joke, gurls, medical n pasal family... it s about 2 plastic surgeons yg buat bznes repair badan bandan org n expecially breast implant...yam yam haahahahahah

rini introduced to me this cerite.. giler dah abis tgk season 1... tunggu yg aru plak..ehheeheheh pastu as rini told .. nak kene carik desperate wifes.

lepak kat hartamas square after the game with adam, wak, raimi n rini... best makan dim sum!!!! planning going makan dim sum for brekfes one day with Rini... Rini fenin tgk we guys talked about rugby... ahahahahah confused dier tgk our passion .. adam n i started talking..haahahahah nak wat canner.. our adrenalin hormon still high after game pong...
sian u Rini...

muahaahahah my kepala fenign sket ni.. nose berdenyut denyut...

bubbye.. nanti sambung lagi citer

In The Backwoods Of Arkansas

In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called in to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there, Scotty!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.

"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there's yet another one!" cried the doctor.

The new father scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' them?"

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Dangerous Squirrels

2005-01-18T01:15:00.000+08:00

Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, "There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."
"So then what did make you scream?" Bob asked, exasperated.
"Well," Joe continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, 'Should we take them home or eat 'em now?'"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RINI N LINA

2005-01-17T01:46:00.000+08:00

JOYEUSE ANNIVERSAIRE RINI AND LINA.....

i thought i bough myself the best birthday gift for me...yeahhh.. my ownself... ahahhahaha by giving to Rini and Lina birthday gifts and brought them to dinner last evening at Bangsar. hope they will love the gift....

these are the two gurls who i aprpeciate most the company... we talk, laugh, makan, minum n etc... about everything.. never in my life i appreciate them..n they are sisters. they are special as i found them pretty ladies, intelligent, modern, smart, joyful n most valuable thing... inner heart damn great.

People should take example from these sisters... they shared everything... high n low in their life n the bond between them is special... only 2 sisters in the family.

Thank you ...thank you... and countless thanks for being such great friend for me as i enjoy the every second of ur gurls company...

bisous a vous les filles.... Remain beautiful outside and inside ..gurls !!!!!!!!!!!! (M & M rocks)

p/s : not saying here how old is Rini and Lina ... as those gurls will whip me for that n even throw me to the tigers in the jungle..ahahahhaha .. Lina is fierce as gurl..LOL

Bank Loan

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

One of the bank's employees then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Chinese man replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

short post from kuala kangsar, perak

2005-01-13T17:32:00.000+08:00

Hubby Homing Device

Wife #1: Hey, Lin, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late?
Wife #2: Well, every time he would come home, I would simply say, 'Samad, is that you?'
Wife #1: But I still don't understand. How did that keep him from staying out?
Wife #2: My husband's name is Muthusamy.

How To Impress A Woman/Man

How To Impress A Woman
Compliment her, Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress her, Love her, Stroke her, Tease her, Comfort her, Protect her, Hug her, Hold her, Spend money on her, Dine her, Buy things for her, Listen to her, Care for her, Stand by her, Support her, Go to the ends of the Earth for her....

How To Impress A Man
Show up naked

muahahahahahaah.... true true... kekekeek

Four My and Your Information ( FYMI) laaa

Bra SizeBreast size is generally (but not scientifically) measured by bra size. In the United States, bras are measured with a combination of:
the diameter in inches around a woman's rib cage just under her breasts
a letter that indicates the size of the cup that actually holds the breast Cup sizes can be AA, A, B, C, D, DD and beyond, with AA as the smallest. So a typical bra size might be "34B."

Breast Implant Basics

Breast implants are small, medical-grade sacs comprised of an elastomer shell with a self-sealing filling valve located on either the front or back. Breast implants are filled with silicone gel or a sterile saline solution (salt water). Some implants are pre-filled, but most are filled after surgery. It's this filling that blows the implant up like a water balloon to increase breast size.Breast implants come in a variety of shapes and sizes.

SiliconSilicon (Si) is the 14th element on the periodic table. It is a common metalloid that comprises over a quarter of the earth's crust and has numerous commercial uses, appearing in such things as computer chips, polymers, plastics, and medicinal devices. The silicone gel used in breast implants was developed by General Electric for industrial applications and is a mixture of oxygen and silicon.

muahahahahaha a little of chemistry lesson here...

holy cow.... and ere we goes...

2005-01-10T02:27:00.000+08:00

salut a tous,

jangan simpan lama lama ..nanti jadi katak..jangan simpan lama lama nanti jadi katak..lalalalala cam dlm lagu tu...mueheheheh

How Golf Is Like UrinatingIn A Public Restroom

1. Keep your back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder-width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick backswing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anybody.
7. If you're taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.
8. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.
9. Be quiet while others are about to go.
10. Keep strokes to a minimum.

how ur guys nye weekend?? le mien est fantastique... un bien equilibre weekend.. wednesday, thursday and friday really suck all the energy out of me..i was in kuala pilah, batu kikir and johol in negeri sembilan as usual for worklaa and tommorrow i m returning to seremban for a technical meeting. a damn busy careerman... but sort of terpaksa as the CEO is having an eye of my project progress... was quite fun actually the outstation as i went there with other two engineers to set up 2 nodes of DSL network. we were having fun all the way and we stayed at Rumah Rehat Kuala Pilah..

they had the best natural SPA jakuzzi shower..muahahahha i attributed to this rumah rehat this term becoz the water pressure in the bathroom is in rhythm... tietibe high gile pressure tetibe slow... alternating the high and slow ..so sort of SPa laaa..natural automatic SPa..muahahah .. iwas laughing when one of the guys tgh shower discovered this thing and yelled " HOLY COW " .. well terbatuk sume cow dlm mesia ni when heard that..

at one time we guys were working at one telekom exchange until 9.30pm ..drilling on the walls to fix a telecommunication box and doing all the drilling... this is done by the guy we called multi skilled engineer... haahahha this guys acts as our civil + security guard + POPD + mechy + PPD engineer ( terms only understood by them )... as i and the other guy are experts and configuring, setting up and testing the network level. he s been doing all the physical work.. we were damn good as a team.... sort of three stoogers...

normally we have heavy breakfast in the morning and then non stop work until 8 - 9 pm... hahahaha no lunch.. and we try to have good dinner...the two nights spent at kuala pilah, we ate at this one restaurant... damn good.. we called the waiter BWR ... Brader Waiter Rocks becoz he has this rock look and cool man... he s keen on his work ..on how passionately he takes his orders and all his courtesy.. Rock to u man BWR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we makan ikan kerapu, kailan ikan masin ,telur bungkus, sataylaa, sotogn goreng tepu n etc... ate like giants...hahaahahhaah will be damn frightening kalu u ppl tgk... 3 ppl nye makan tu ..muahahaha

friday evening back in kl... n i spent a steady and tranquille soiree with DVDs... chilling out in my room .. lepak.. watched the movie A U G U S T U S with my housemate Jali.. about the roman emperor after julius caesar.. n started to make summary n life conclusion about being a leader... is the most difficult thing to do... R E S P O N S A B I L I T Y .... is damn heavy to bear when u re a leader... how to assume ?? to ensure the harmony in this real dirty world.. ur hands got to be dirty to set all these things.. corruptions, scandals, set up and even killing..... so we should realize what we re doing with our decisions taken everytime ?? either for ur family, work etc.... try to think out the plus and minus of it... what type of impact???

gila scaryyy.. that s why in Islam..being a husband and head of the family is enuf burden and responsability to take... alhamdulillah everything is ok for me and thanks to my dad... he managed that and my hat to him.. a hell of courage to be a husband and bring up ur family.. phewwwwwwwwww !!!! long way to go man...

Saturday

usual brekfes outing with Maine at uptown area around 10.30 am.. damn again excellent western brekfes.. now i start losing to her in terms of the best place to eat... she introduced me to her frenz shikin.. it was great fun and we chatted all the way about lots of things in life.. n after brekfes maine n i went to a 2nd hand shop in KJ.. damn amazed with the things sold there... interesting n thinking about building my own home theater using the old amps n speakers..muahahahahah.. tgk tgk it s alredi 3.00 pm... get back home since got dinner date with NN..

i took NN for dinner at Wisma Pantai for the Korean Buffet.. introduced this place to her and she s quite of surprise to discover the new thingy style of makan place..muahahahah sort of main masak masak there.. macam old days of our childhood... suke main masak masak n kejar kejar..
great evening talking about everything with her.. what really happens in her life and her opinion on guys which is understood by me... we makan there form 7.30pm smapai tutup tempat tu... n then bring her backk home... excellent evening..planning on doing other new things with her...

after that i went to join my rugby Royal Selangor Club mates at Finnegans Hartamas or called by us F2... it s sort of our clubhouse ..for the rugby guys.. used to party there after games...muahahahah all the striptease, bar diving n any dummy things....hahaahahah...

the conversation at F2 :

me masuk the bar...

choong : holy shit.. u re still alive.. when u are coming back for game???
me : muahahaha ..yeah stiil alive ..just came back from the ulu ulu area for telecom works..
choong : come down training.. season going to start...

it s been 2 months since the last game i played against singapore... i m concentrating to finish my work so that i can play rugby for the incoming season..

i tgh pening on the field after being stamped by singaporean forwards..haflil trying to be a doctor. need to get fit to avoid this thing happening

ehh yeahhh.. should look like this for the incoming season ... n to be ready for India, Guam and Kazakhstan....

well i went to my ex rugby club in france... Rennes Etudiant CLub playing in the French amatur championship federale 2 .. n they ar edoing quite well... please visit their website www.rennes-rugby.com . played with them in france for nearly 2 years... i miss them n all the fun... especially m good friend the fellow prop Julien Sivek

group photo of Rennes rugby

one of the div 2 amatur rugby game... a typical physical french forwards game play...

hahaahah oklaaa closing the post today by a special photo taken in france with Angela.. french chick...

bubbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tech gadget... hmmm ??

2005-01-04T18:22:00.000+08:00

salut a tous... will always start by stupid jokes..so enjoy as below muehehehehehhe :)

Two Priests

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers, when they realize there is no soap. Father John says that he has soap in his room, so he goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall, when he sees three nuns heading his way.

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The three nuns stop and comment on how lifelike their new statue looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his penis. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

"Oh look," says the first nun, "It's a soap dispenser. "
To test her theory, the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go at it. She pulls on his manhood a few times and nothing happens, so she pulls a few more times, but still nothing happens.

She decides to give it one last try, so she pulls a few more times on his manhood, and then yells, "Holy Mary... It's a hand lotion dispenser, too!"

TECHY GADGET

hmmm... when i was in france, my studymate loves to buy gadgets that time ..sort of mp3 player laaa, minidisc laa, dildo laaa hahahaha, laptop laaa, calculator pelik pelik laaa... henfon ganas gans laa..all those things and i imagine malaysians do really have lots of gadget. for me, damn diffuclt to convince me to buy one easily when it s in the market...

takes time for me to really appreciate the value of the gadget and identify its really use..

1) Laptop

at first i thought personal desktop PC is enuf for work and everything...but i m worng .. for engineers that are going on site for troubleshooting, installation, meeting customer and bringing work at home.. LAPTOP will be ur best frengggg... hahahahha bloody shit... damn difficult laa camtu to pick up ladies since always occupied with laptop..

but they re good as compagnon during outstation.. can watch DVd, play simcity, enjoying musics etc.... besides sending emails and writing reports at the hotel. ahhahaahah ... oklaaaa...

now i m even looking to buy the IBM laptop X series.. or sony Vaio..the small one. good mobility become important and WLAN integrated too!!!!.. as i use frequently my laptop for my buisness affairs.. due to that i set a WLAN connected to the streamyx at home.....so kekadang sumtime sambil tgk tV bles surf internet...

2) PDA Phone

this thing i normally avoid to buy but now my workload bertambah n i badly need an organiser/reminder to do all tasks needed.. will always miss 1 or 2 important things... now i realize why big bosses need Personal Assistant..

yg ni by siemens

yg ni i peut etre acheter...

... with this techy, i should be able to send/receive email, connected to internet using WiFi, use MS office documents, take photo, phone function , organiser, musics and blablablabla...

ok guys ... wednesday, thursday and friday.. will not be in KL..going outstation again in Negeri Sembilan to conduct testing of RDSLAM... that s all.. see yaaa...

SLEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPY ALREDIIIIIIIIIIIII

SIGNALS FRoM THE LADIES N jOKE OF tHe Day

2005-01-03T13:22:00.000+08:00

A woman who is interested will:

Smile a lot

Look away then back again

Tilt her head and twist her hair while glancing over at you

Walk by you 10 times at a club or restaurant

Go to the ladies' room 5 times during dinner -- passing your table and shyly smiling

Stare at you from across a room for more than 5 minutes

Cross and uncross her legs, and bounce her foot up and down while smiling at you

Take off her shoe and swing it seductively on her toes

Be downright seductive with her body parts

Touch you a lot during conversation

Lean in close to you

How do you know if she is interested? Believe me, women send signals, but too often men just don't get the hint. listen; hear; remember; notice.

JOKE

Items For Prison

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards, grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons, smiled and said, "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He grinned, pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller skating..."

HAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHA

bon weekend permettant de bien recharger les batteries....

2005-01-03T01:14:00.000+08:00

Salut a tous et BONNE ANNEE!!!

Qu'avez vous tous souhaite pour l an 2005 ?? que du bien j espere...

well my weekend was great.. i really need it since as weeks of outstation sucked me out like lintah do... u know ..i celebrate my new year eve at home and it was great giler... best and relaxing.. last year i celebrated new year in Koh Sah Mui, thailand. Only one similiarity to last year i got demam mase new year...

but this time bile dah dpt seidkit tanda demam... je me suis rendu directement cheza les medecins. j ai des boules car la plupart des medecins n acceptent plus les cartes de Panel Pantai Medicare.. mujur alhamdulillah there s one clinique qui m accepte... et ce qui est symphatique le medecin n arrete pas d engager la conversation avec moi et en plus le medecin est une femme...

je me suis dit peut etre qd elle s est rendu compte que je suis ingenieur ... elle commence a parler plein de chose.. par exemple combien elle gagne ??? elle est mariee ou non ?? ( la je garde pour moi tout seul !! :)) ) et elle a fait ou ses etudes ?? .. pourtant j etais en condition pas vraiment tres bien... c marrat.. je la remercie car ses medicaments m ont permis de m etablir... la je suis en forme !!!

Saturday

Saturday morning, i went breakfast at Damansara utama with MN ( a great gurl fren) and wowww she took me to a nice place for breakfast.. enjoyed the roti bakar and the nasi lemak. cool as usual we will talk about lot of things... about what she should do to get enuf money to do her hobbies..this marvellous gurl loves the nature and travelling.. andd want to do her own TV show..i really encourage her becoz her ideas are brilliant and inspiring... the funny thing is i told her to use the same concept of one great porn video guys in america doing ( http://www.collegefuckfest.com/)... ... great idea eventhough it is porn.. but quite natural..hahahahaha

the petang i got date with NA.. promised to her to go for cinema.. in fact one week earlier..this gurl send to me a SMS... saying " Hi " ... at that time i just woke up from nap.. my kepala still blur blur... to tired working. the problem i am using my company's number (new SIM card).. and all my numbers are still at my old SIM card which will be my private number. i didn knew who was sending me the sms.. so i call the person laa... dgn blank nyaaa the conversation is as below

me : hi..who s there ??
NA : hii.. i m NA.. ( dgn manjanye..confirm cair mane mane mamat dengar sore)
me : Ok.. ( bengapnye aku.. bles ckp camtu jek.. dah blur sgt.. that s why Rasulullah S.A.W tak bg tidor lepas senja).. ohhhh.. NA rupenyee.. OKlaaaaa
me: byeee
NA : bye

haahahahahah pastu after 2 hours i called her back and talked properly dgn concious.. so to repair what i ve done sbb tak waras tha ttime.. bring her out to go for cinema..
NA is brilliant, smart, independant and cun heeheheh.. and she s only 22 years old.. dah keje stable n knew what she wants... earns quite well already and whe share lots of same jokes n fun laaa as conclusion. during Ramadhan she asked me to go for drinks .. but that time i was busy and pening with my life .. n know cam mr incredible back... i didn t contact NA since April.. uiyoo damn long but nampak kejap.. n feel great to hear form her... borak macam macam.

we went for MEET THE FOCKERS at TGV KLCC 6.30 pm punyer.. damn funny this fucking ben stiller ..haahhaaha gelak cam NA ckp... bles sampai tahap bertih jagung tercampak kuar.. seblom masuk tgk movie.. lepak kat coffee bean.. just discovered what is really ultimate mocha..ekkeekekekek actually i seldom lepak there.. avoiding overdose caffein.kekekek at the cafe for about 45 min only.. i learned the sad experience of NA.. terase sedis plak tak tau ape berlaku kat die the month after her besday.. SORRY NA... BE STRONG KAY ..KAN U GURL KICK ASS n UR LOVED ONES SAYANG U !!!!

n then went for the MEET THE FOCKERS.. so i m sort of person that will laugh naturally depan comedies.. n as confirmed by NA i tersembur n kramp perut gelak.. great pre season training for rugby..kekekeke. abis movie i sent her back home becoz she suddenly ade guest kat umah.. kene balik memasak sumthing.. so the dinner is postphoned next week ... jadi secare tak sengaja got appointment with NA next week... wanna bring her to masak masak place...

SUNDAY

the morning i went running at Padang Utara PJ as i started the pre season training to get fit back ...fuhhhh terkejut jantung agaknye after weeks of NO RUGBY... after that cook lunch ( tomyam ayam, telur dadar, nasi)
at home as me n my housemates enjoyinh makan at home during weekend ... tgh hari..lepak rumah, watch TV, reading on the internet n ptg went back running again at Pdg utara for preseason training laa... malam masak again..
( ayam masak kicap halia, telur, sayur goreng n nasi)..

that s all bout life...

HOROSCOPE

>GEMINI WOMAN> for kuza and nana

A good looking woman with brains, a very interesting person. She has a fast movement and she could not sit still or stand still long. She is able to do many things at the same time and do it fast. If you date her, you will feel like dating many women at the same time. You can not tie herdown with the word "Love" because she cares about love but is it not a major factor of her life. You have to be able to adjust yourself to getalong with her many different characters.>>

She is a dreamer and has many dreams. She eager to learn something newall the time. Even she is the 2 in 1 mixed character type, she is quitelucky in love. You have to put all your efforts to win her affection. Evenwhen she likes you and wonder about your wit, she will also see and inspect your bad side at the same time, because it is in her nature.

>>She able to keep all kinds of mixed emotions without annoying you orletting you know at all. She can cheer you up by acting like a free littlebird. Her conversation will not bored you. She able to talk to you in anysubjects. She can make you feel like you are the luckiest man alive. She can make you feel like she needs all your care, but once she needs tostand alone, she can stand alone firmly an comfortably.

>>She can be your best buddy and talk to you about anything. She can join all your activities with the same energy that you have. She is a quick witperson and learn new things very fast. She can see your projects and she can give you good advice. If she thinks you are not sure that you want herfor yourself, she will act like your best friend only, a cool woman.

>>She can easily make a guy fall in love with her. Her multiple changes and many moods is a "Charm" for many men. She can be laughing for 2 minutesand later suddenly quiet. She wants to find only 1 true love and she wants to meet her dream guy. She expects a lot and nearly too much. She is constantly waiting for her knight shinning armor even she is with a steady boy friend. She can fall in love or fond of someone else while she is with you. If you break up with her, she will forget you quite fast, because change is in her nature.

The Gemini woman breaks more heart than woman inother Zodiac. Because she is a dreamer and always waiting for her knightshinning armor ,so her love life can be complex or a mess.

>>She hates to write a long letter, so if you write her a letter and expecta prompt reply, forget it. Because she has a multiple personality andmultiple ideas, so she hates to put them down in written proof. Becauseshe knows what she belief today can be different tomorrow.>>She could communication with more than 1 languages , a real gifted linguistic.

If she wants to tell you any bad comments, she won't say itstraight away, but she will talk to you about many other things andaccidentally come to that subject without offending you. Normally she will not lie.

>>She will work hard and once a while take a long rest. She can get bored and tired with her own surrounding more than at work. She never feelcontent with her present work, money, or reputations, she will drive tohave more. Don't ask her what is her ultimate contentment for she will nothave an answer.

>>Once you get to know her, she will be a supportive person and always bebeside you. She has a beautiful dream and she loves to have someone walkside by side with her, together and equally.

HAPPY NEW YEAR et BONNE ANNEE a tous !!!

2005-01-03T01:08:00.000+08:00

Happy New Year to everyone et BONNE ANNEE a tous !!!!!

and do remember all the victims of Tsunami inAsia.

et pour mes potes Frutmakas et Azrinhadi toujours encore en france.

Uneven Tan

2004-12-30T01:14:00.000+08:00

There was a man who really took care of his body: he lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis.

So he decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the man's penis sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"

quotes of success n wednesday....

2004-12-30T00:44:00.000+08:00

1. "We are continuously faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems."- Lee Iacocca, (1924 - )CEO, Chrysler Corporation, 1978 - 1992

After rising to the Presidency of the Ford Motor Co. in 1978, Lee Iacocca joined the Chrysler Corporation as CEO until 1992. He believed in inspiring employees.

This quote encourages us to use problems as opportunities. Nothing is insurmountable if you look at it creatively. Where others might give up, Iacocca's comment encourages us to accept the challenge and forge ahead.

How to apply it:Steer your company or your work group around any obstacles or roadblocks. If your supplier tells you that a strike has caused your shipment to be delayed, brainstorm with your staff about your options. Maybe you can find another supplier with the same items in stock. Perhaps your team believes that calling your customers personally to explain the delay would be the best plan of action. Be creative. There is always a solution to every problem and the ultimate results may exceed your highest expectations.

2. "A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one." - Henry Ford, (1863 - 1947) Founder of the Ford Motor Co., 1903 - 1945

In this quote, the designer of the revolutionary Model T Ford of 1908 tells us that quality products will always have staying power over fad products. In any industry there may be fewer "good products" and a proliferation of mass-produced imitations. Ford urges us to ensure that what we produce is of high quality so that it will stand out from the competition.

How to apply it:Customers appreciate quality. If you are making widgets, make the best widgets and you will always have a market. If you are designing snowboards, make sure they are of the highest quality and can withstand the most exuberant young boarding enthusiast's tricks. Quality products will always stand out.

3. "An overburdened, overstretched executive is the best executive, because he or she doesn't have the time to meddle, to deal in trivia, to bother people." -jack welch (1935 - ) CEO, General Electric, 1981 - 2001

At age 44, Jack Welch was the youngest CEO of General Electric. This quote means that you should keep busy and be productive. A manager or executive who is always checking up on his people is wasting his own time, as well as theirs.

Welch believes that leaders should lead by example.

How to apply it:If you are in charge of a team, resist any temptation to micromanage. Delegate tasks and stop looking over their shoulders. Empower your staff to take action and your entire team will be more effective and productive.

WEDNESDAY

Went out for lepak n makan minum at Pelita KLCC... damn new tempat lepak... met with old timer special frenz n study mate from france... bla blabla citer psl keje kat mane ..buat ape..buat itu... i wanted once to couple with this gurl but leave it to another guy coz at that he deserves it more...

but can see in her beautiful eyes.. she s sad and stucked elsewhere... going to organize a next session with that gurl to know really happens deep inside her... haiyaaaa saggy loves to dig frenz nye problem n cube solve.. tapi diri sendiri tak mau jaga..hahaahahahah macamana ni... i think lately ni NO LUCK for relationship... wandering why ?? hmm... kene jumpe dukun... Cik Kuza really want to korek who i m dating now ??? no one specially.. just mix around with lots of old frenz..suddenly i wanna see old frenz... but Kuza.. u be strong on ur life !!! great life is damn hard to dig ... the digging is painful but once u see a little bit of light..keep on believing ..i know ur re smart n know what u want kan Datin Embun... thanx for being great fren to me.. i think i should go more often to RP subang... to meet lots of great people...mueheheheh reason to go clubbing le tu...

old memories n old childish things..

planning to celebrate new year at zouk.. waiiting for confirmation... i tend to be sarcastics with gurls i m dating now... damn shit... if i didn t enjoy the conversation for more than 20 min with the chick...eventhough she s damn hot... la bombe as the french said... i will definitely reject them n will not ask them for date eventhough they keep on asking... will always give the WORK EXCUSE... dan pathetic now... camna bles jadi camni ??? the problem is happening when i date young chicks.. 20 - 23 years old.. gilaaa... as Maini said.. i should date elder lady...

love the ending of Sex in the City... the tall macho guy gak last skali the best.. walaupon se playboy cow cow... but one time i went out with this gurl.. for the first time since a long time... she played with her hair... hm.. that s a special body sign... this is one of the rare smartest gurl but i seem lost to know what she wants.. but i ll keep believing..

my rugbyseason is starting.. heard that Malaysia will be playing in 4 nations, tri nations and for sure the king s cup... going to prepare myself to be ultra fit n tuned for the coming season.. want to be roaring again in the league... n all best frenz will be playing their last season next year... so do pray for our success n me getting seleected in the first XV !!!!!!!

so kuza.. that s what i can give to you now ... heheeheheheh

the women i appreciate in my life...

2004-12-29T02:46:00.000+08:00

>AQUARIUS WOMAN
>
>
>If you are in love with a woman in this zodiac be prepared to be very
happy or be very sorry. She is a very busy person with her own matters
similar to a guy in this zodiac. She is able to live by herself without
any guy in her life, a very strong person indeed.
>
>Not because she does not have a dream guy, but if she can not find such
person, so what. Because she thinks she could do anything that a man can
do. She is a leader , a real confident type.
>
>She likes to do things by herself, such as serving herself, opening the
door herself. Because she thinks waiting for a helping hand is a waste of
time, and she is not patient enough to wait around for that. If she starts
to ask you out, do not think she starts to flirt with you, but because she
thinks it is a waste of time to wait for you to be the one who asked.
>
>She likes a COOL guy who sometime act like he is ignoring her, so he has
a chance to show him his own confident. She like to guess her man's
reaction, but at the same time she likes to has many men wanting her. She
is a daring type who could just do thing differently from other people in
her same society. She dare to fight for what she thinks belonged to her.
>
>Even she acts confident she mostly feel lonely and alone. If she breaks
up with someone , she won't show any emotion even deep down inside pain
and agony. Not for long she will come back to be the cheery and merry
person again, because she looks at the world positively and has "Faith" in
the word "Love".
>
>She has more men friends than women friends, so do not be a jealous type
if you date her. She could be slightly jealous, but she hates jealous guy.
She loves "Freedom" so before and after marriage , her freedom has to be
the same. She likes you to trust her, even if she does not trust you
anyhow.
>
>She likes to be the one who is "Right", so if you argue with her , let
her win if it is not a big deal for you in that subject. She is a
straight forward type, so if she does not love you anymore, she will just
tell you straight to your face. Her love and relationship are always real,
so if she say "It's over" be prepare to leave, she is not testing you.
>
>She is not a vulnerable type, so do not have to worry about her, she will
survive by herself. If she is with you when you get sick, she will
certainly take care and look after you, even look after you mean "small
loan". Do not have secret with her, she hates it and really can piss her
badly. When she is sad , be understanding. When she is happy, be happy
with her, she likes that.
>
>You will not get bore with this type of girl. Someone who is close to her
will know that deep down beneath that confident and cold hearted person,
she is just as fragile as any woman. She is a fun and talkative person and
she likes to tease you. Do not let she talk alone, if you do she will
leave.
>
>She has many type of jobs because she beliefs what a man can do, I can
do. If you want her to work for you, forget it. When she is in love, she
will just leave her job in the day time just to come to see you, but not
for long she will go back to work seriously again. Prepare to live and
love with a "Working Woman" then you will be OK.
>
>If she mad, find a shelter for the "Hurricane" is here! Her bad temper
will last very shortly though. She is not a revenge type and will not
think of "pay Back" time. Most people might think of her as "One of a
guy", but in fact she is a 100% woman. She is easily hurt, so be nice with
her. If she really loves you, then you are lucky because she is an honest,
truthful and will never bored you. Understand that sometimes she will be
over confident and sometimes like to have power or act bossy.
>

>CAPRICORN WOMAN>>>

A tall slim, cool and quiet woman. Once she is mad she can be veryfierce. She can work better than some men and she is very high confidentwoman. In her opinion, woman is not just a flower or decoration at home orat an office and certainly not a weak sex who needs protection.

>>She likes to control and hide her weak emotions. She will never try tochange anyone, but she will learn to accept them as they are. If she doesnot like someone, she will not comments or criticize but she willcompletely ignore that person..

>>She hate plastic and an artificial flower because it make her feel thatyou are not being sincere. She loves real flower and it's scent. She lovesa guy who wear after shave cologne. If you are a type of a guy who wearyour Jean one month before washing, or wear an old sneaker, then you canforget about her.>>She loves music and nature even there is a rare case otherwise. She lovesto go picnic in nature, so if you don't have so much time for her, you cantake her fishing too.

>>She is not as jealous as Aquarius or Leo woman, but do not cross the lineO.K. Better not to see she gets mad, especially in front of public whenshe feels like loosing face. She loves to make up and dress perfectly andvery neat, so never rush her for this matter.

>>She has her own goal in life and does not care if you have a doctoratedegree or not, if she thinks you are not bright then she will not careabout you at all. She likes smart people by character not by certificateshown. If you can not show her this quality, go and take a bus and go tothe next stop.>>She does not like a dreamer who talk about his dream but never put hishands in action to make it happens. Don't bother to tell her "everyone isdoing it, you should do it too", or "I think you should do it, it's goodfor you", because she will do what she wants to do only.

>>She is a neat and tidy person, so if your apartment is a pigsty , do nottake her there. If you go out on a date with her , try to be presentablesuch as nice and clean dress, clean nails or else it will be your lastdate.>>She is a cool type and will not nag, so easy on your ears. She is a slowbut sure type. She will always respect and honor you and will never try tomake you loose your face.

If she loves you, she will help you in anythingyou do.>>She likes to help people and expect nothing in return. If she asks youfor a favor and does not get one, she will feel very disappoint. She has ahigh hope and a high faith and beliefs in her own confident than believingin "Luck".

>>If she is your wife, you will have nice and clean home and a gourmetcooking. If your parents visit your house, they will be please. She is a 3in 1 means , a perfect mother, a perfect housewife, a perfect wife or youcould say "happily ever after".>

>PISCES WOMAN>>>

She likes to be in a dream world than to be in reality. She is weak andsensitive when it's come to "Love". She can cry if her best friend isbreaking up, and she can be over excited when her friend gets a new boyfriend who is a good looking and rich even it is nothing concerned her atall. You might be surprise to see that she is shy just because she is inlove. More or less it will be in Pisces woman.

She loves small animal andgifted in training animals.>>She has sixth senses and she can guess what will happen next, it's hernature. Even she has a good sixth senses, she can not pick or foreseen herown choice of lover. She can not tell if she meet a sincere guy or a onenight stand guy.

>>She likes to buy and pick her own cloths. She likes to dress cute and becute. Pisces woman tend to be a good looking woman and she has a niceskin. Her hands and feet are small and soft. Pisces woman loves to shopfor shoes as if she collects them. She is a hot lady that everyone wantsher. Whether she has a man in her life or not , she will never try to overpowered any man. It's not even in her thought.

>>She thinks man can handle things better, and she will make her man feelthat way. She is an easy going person, so being with her is easy. She is aconfident woman and likes to make people who stay with her happy. Sheknows how to please and how to comfort a man. If something is wrong, shewill try to make other people belief that it's must be because of someoneelse, not because of her love one. She will not push her man to beambition but to make him feel like he should be happy with the way he isnow. She is happy with you for what you are now.

>>A Pisces woman , if she has a bad childhood, she will always remember itand it will make her a very unhappy person. She will pity herself and feelsorry for herself. She tends to hurt herself with out knowing it and sovulnerable to drugs (real drugs or just sleeping pills). She has manychoices and you can never tell which path she going to take. If you loveher , then hold her tight because she never knows why she did what she didor what she will do next.

>>A complex character. You may think she is a shy innocent type and can nothurt anyone, then you are wrong. You might think she is a fragile personwho needs protection, wrong again. She has been through a lot, a toughcookie. She is a dreamer and love the word "Love", so she is the type whowill buy gift for anyone for any occasion, especially if it is a gift forwedding or an anniversary even for someone who she does not know so well.

>>Be very careful if fall in love with Pisces woman. She can be a totaldifferent person before and after. She can be an angle before and later awitch, but everyone is not perfect, right? She will be soft and gentlemost of the time, so not to worry. She is emotional and extremelysensitive when she frequently got hurt. She is the type who can cry herheart out.>>She can have a secret fear inside, when she says she does not needanyone. She badly needs someone to protect her, but sometimes she can hidethat feeling by being stubborn. She likes to hide her shyness and herweakness from her enemy.

She does not like to follow any fixed rules. Shecan be a good housewife if you know how to handle her.>>Many men will ask to marry her because she is a 100% woman. If she wantsto be sweet, she is a real angles

>SAGITTARIUS MAN>>>

2004-12-29T02:35:00.000+08:00

>SAGITTARIUS MAN>>>

A man who loves social life and curious about every new progress, newdevelopment to make sure he is in the era and always have all up dateinformation. He likes to know what is the latest trend of fashion and makesure he is not out of style.

You can easily spot him at the grand openingof new pub, new restaurant for he loves to participate in social activity.

>>There is a few Sagittarius who is a private person as well, but you couldsee that he will be ahead of his friends. He will knows what is the bestseller book, what are the top 10 hot hit of the week. The hottest moviesshowing now, he must have already seen it.

>>He hates routine, It makes him bored. He likes to get to his goals andsucceeding in doing so is his true reward. Money making is O.K. but it isnot his true joy, for he can easily spent them in a short while. They sayif you want the truth, go and ask Sagittarius. They are right, you can askhim and he will tell you all the truth and very straight forward.

Even hemay speak bluntly, his friends loves him. If you have problems, all yourfriends may feel sorry for you, but Sagittarius will be the one who willgive you a helping hand first and even expect no return favor.

That's whyhe is a real charmer even sometimes big mouth.>>When he is mad , he can be quite fierce but quickly dissolve and easilyforgotten. He is not a person who will take a revenge, so if he say hegoing to burn down your house, you can relax. He likes compliments andsweet words, so you can manipulate him easily.

If he knows you are notsincere, you will totally become meaningless to him.>>Some Sagittarius are gifted musician, or singer.

He is a happy soul, hasa good humor and has lots of jokes. He loves freedom, lively and veryenergetic. If he is working, he will take his job seriously. He likes totravel, likes to see new exciting places. Going out or traveling make himhappy.

>>Sagittarius man is like a free bird. He lives as if everyday is Sunday.He will hardly be in a bad mood, but if he is in a bad mood, you willbetter leave his sight. If you want to talk to him in such mood, try toavoid issue of commenting his life.

He flirts like other man, but he has a built in brake, so he will come back to you by himself. If he disappear for a few days, not to worry for he is only recharging his battery to be that same lively person again, them he will be back.

>>He has allergies to Pretty woman, so in love with many woman for himwould be normal. Setting dating schedule is his games and it's fun forhim, and this will keep him from being bored. He hates obligations, so theword "marriage" would suffocated him. If you allow him to have freedom, hewill not go anywhere.

>>He falls in love as easy as he catches cold, especially if she is cute,funny and she has a strong personality. No one can tell how long he will be in love each time. If you want to really hold Sagittarius man, act like you are in an adventure movie. At all time, you should make yourself lively, tells him some jokes, always be cute so that it will ease up his allergy to other pretty woman a bit.>

holy shit I M CAUGHT......muahahahahhaha...quite accurate this damn bastard horoscope... :))

Summary of CRAZY Life ..muahahah

2004-12-28T23:42:00.000+08:00

hello guys... n especially Kuza ( she teased me becoz i didn t update my blog for really a while) ok ok oklaa..heehhe :)

eheheheh..fuhhh. since weeks in December i m like a RALLY DRIVER and a sort of British SAS. ok before i explained why like that..wait aa...got to see the calendar..

week 6/12
week 13/12
week 20/12
week 27/12

ohh man four weeks of gile baban nye life. RALLY DRIVER - - driving to every remote are in Malaysia especially in Perak and NEgeri Sembilan. and then sort of British SAS becoz got to cope with lot of tasks needing coordination of lots of things and the challenging aspects of management and technical aspects. But i love it.. it s sort or playing rugby everyday. playing hard 80 minutes of hitting, running, tackling and the most important cursing becoz of fucking exhausted... but finally u love it. my work consists of setting up Network Nodes for Schools. I must set up 16 nodes by December as fixed by my CEO.. A guy which i respect a lot becoz since he was appointed as the CEO.. he managed to drive the company for this fast track project and i think the first nationwide network project of big figures.. to set up School ADSL network within 6 months and there are 10 000 sites !!! ... a big clap to this guy.. clap clap clap

Week 6/12/04

was in Perak Utara... rallied in the area of Kuala Kangsar, Semanggol, Taiping and sungai SIput... site surveys, installation and mostly troubleshooting... my damn wireless thingy couldn t interfaced with my RDSLAM... damn pening and exchausted.. balik KL and told my boss we need to set up again testing of the whole node... muahahahahha

Week 13/12

was again in Perak utara... lots of site surveys, planning and meeting with Telekom Network Planner. One time we went for dinner at Taiping and enjoying a sort of kuew teow..shit... suddenly i dunno how to spell kuew teow... brain stucked. that guy is the head of Perak Network Planning.. and he told us his experience in GUINEA. damn good.. we young guys should learn from all the veterans... how they were independant and smart... n a pity to Telekom ... these guys are retiring within 2-3 years... damn menakutkan... these malaysian in guinea built the telecommunication overthere using the new technology.. even newer than in our country.muahahahaha they build all Telecommunications Exchanges from scratch.. i tell you all telecommunication is damn serabut n not easy to build.

whats good with this TM subsidiary, i learned a lot of OSI Layer 3 knowledge - Network, Layer 2 and Layer 1.... within this 1 year in the Network Planning Team, the knowledge and projects managed are excellent ... and we will always keep learning... learning n learning

we malaysian should open more our mind...i was frustrated tgk university guys in the office when i came back time to time to the office..untuk dpt merase balik TEH O di buat oleh Kak tea Lady and missed my cubicle. heheehheeh. these guys are doing their practical but instead lepak bace paper, surf internet...beramai ramai at one PC. well i could understand laa for the first week mesti little bit lost..but after that u should move ur ass around to learn how to work n the big gold mine of network knowledge.. FYI my company is the among the one in Telekom which installed, configure and troubleshoot all network devices.. n not only hoping Cisco, ATI or whatevar to do it for us... so u can learn wired solution, wireless and eventhough VSAT. but these young malays doing nothing..aiyaaaaaa how to progress !!!! ok ok ... i iknew also certain engineers loved to allocate to these students data entry tasks..but please laaaa.. give and take laa..both parties should cooperate in a win win situation..jgnlaa bagi data entry sajer...

in europe kan... they love students doing practical as these ar echeap labours..they even pay us!!! i love it mase buat practical in france..sort or earning more money..eheheheh

n then they give us project to do.. not data entry... real company project..engineers and student working together..that s the basis of their RND... voila le secret de la reussite... heehehe that s why their universities are damn good.. close relation with the industry... industry asking universities to do RND and supported them. haahahah

week 20/12

now i was parachuted in Negeri Sembilan... rallying and doing commando work kat sini plak.. site surveys, discussions and planning...ehehehhe bnyk meronda..

week 27/12

this week still in N9, concentrating on Installation... 5 nodes to be done before the end of the year..hahaahahha fening fening...
on Saturday 25/12/04..went to Planet with my rugby frenz... Ayong hooker, Malan winger, Gabuk no8, pot flanker, adam jumper and me the prop.muahahaha we were having lot of fun..gus nite out..chilingbetween us... malas ajak chics kuar... so sort of monkeying nite out. NRG performing at Planet. n we guys managed to have fun with this african lady .... :)) .. well next year Malaysia will have lots of 15s game... we guys target to go all out next year... to prepare well n play well for the country.... this bonding between players is getting better n now u really play for your teamate....

oklaaa.2 moro i ll be shooting to Batu Kikir N9...

see ya guys !!!!!!!!!!1

p/s : CONGRATULATIONS THE MALAYSIAN FOOTBALL TEAM ... WON IN THE 1ST SEMI FINAL LEG OF TIGER CUP MSIA 2 - INDON 1....

BRAVO COMME DIT LES FRANCAIS !!!!!!!!!1

S A Y O U F

Ma vie en gros...

2004-12-07T19:23:00.000+08:00

Bonsoir a tous!!!

bon vue que je viens de poser mon cul à domicile.. je vous salue BONSOIR mesdames messieurs!!! ptain..ca fait rappeler le bel epoque où tous les soirs je mate le canal+ surtout les guignols pour me détendre et de bien rigoler !!!!!!!!... bon la journée au boulot est assez symphatique et mon patron viens de rentrer de Madrid ( le vrai Madrid en Espagne quoi !!). il m a montré les photos prises en espagne.. j aime bien l espagne car ca fait partie des pays visités par moi et des copains lorsque l on était étudiants.... c'est un beau pays avec ses jolies filles !!!! comme on dit "Hay que par a ligar las chicas !!!"

Demain je vais repartir en Perak pour finir l installation de DSLAM afin de pourvoir donner de l internet à 5 lycées dans la region de nord. hehehe enfin je pourrais aussi sortir avec Ella au soir. Elle m avait dit que l on est sorti depuis 8 mois déjà et ca passe vite quoi... ca ne sent rien du tout. ben notre rélation est un peu spéciale... je la garde juste pour moi et seulement des vrais pôtes le savent.

ce soir je vais tous raconter français car ce la concerne pas mal de trucs concernant ma vie et je suis beaucoup plus à l aise de le dire en français... c est un moyen simple aussi de coder l histoire ( strictement comprehensible par les francophones!!) eheheheh un peu coquin moi...

j avais fait mes études de lycées à Kelantan dans un internat comme les tous autres malaisiens... j ai bien aimé cette periode car j ai appris vraiment comment à vivre ?? j en ai chié dans mes études jusqu'à form2..mais après je commence à réamiser ce que je voudrais faire.. FAIRE MES ETUDES A L ENTRANGER... eheheheh

bon... apres le BAC(SPM) dans lequel j ai bien torché grâce aux boulots fournis.. j ai pu aller en France pour continuer mes études.. c'était génial et ca a marqué dans ma vie..parceque la France a contribué dans ma vie.. maturer, apprendre, faire la fête (heheeh comme des autres français) et apprécier la vie comme un bon français et jouer à un bon niveau au rugby!!.. je vivais vraiment comme un français..et là vous pouvez vraiment le constater avec de l argot utilisé dans ce blog... j etais connu à SUPELEC (Ecole Supérieure d'Electricité) par le nom SAYOUF... je déconnais pas mal à supéléc et je faisais bcp plus de rugby que les études la bas... pourtant j étais dans l une des meilleurs grandes écoles d ingénieur française ( l'X, Centrale, SupTélécom, Mines, Ponts) .... pas pour être prétentieux mais adressé aux jeunes malaisiens en FRANCE... il faut beaucoup bosser et montrer ce que l on sait faire ... vous devez croire en vous même et devenir sérieux!!!! on était 4 malaisiens admis à SUPELEC ( Najidi - mon meilleur pote, Wan Razali et Nazeem)... et tous les autres dans les écoles française comme ENSIL, ISTASE, ENSEEIHT.. je suis fier de mes pôtes car on avait tous bien réussit ( Naufal, Sazul, Najidi, Faisal, Rock, Amir, Fahmi, Syed et Hadi)....

bon je continue plus tard.... à plus les jeunes!!!

Friendly RSC vs SINGAPORE

2004-12-05T14:40:00.000+08:00

Frenly : Royal Selangor CLub VS Singapore National Team 14 - 26

Singapore had asked from Royal Selangor Club for a friendly game as part of their preparation for ARFU tournament. FYi, Singapore came out Champion of ARFU Div 2 Tournament beating Thailand in the finals. ( 41-34)

It was a damn good footy between us and singapore..RSC was reinforced by several Fijian players from COBRA and NS Wanderers to boost the backline. I ve invited other players such as Faizal Pot Staroba, Adam NS, Golek staroba, Bad Hisham Staroba , Malan Cobra and Faiz Cobra to play for this game, unfortunately only Faizal Pot was available for this game. in the same time RSC main players were unavailable such as our super captain Tony, Hooksie and Denis. Tonis is forced to premature rugby retirement due to heavy spine injury. I m hoping for his recovery. He s a superb captain for RSC and really knows to motivate his troops on the pitch. We were able to play like crazy for this guy... excellent leader on and OFF the pitch. Bravo a toi Tony !!!

RSC is known for heavy forwards and our forward playing style... i thought that s why we were asked by Spore to play this game. it was a great game as i loved...physical.. shit i can remember lots of time i have to make tackles to stop singaporean no 8 or their captain ( ) . loved all the physicals hits of that day's game. We suffered a bit from our scrum and lineout as we barely practiced as team for this game (only one real session !!) since it s the end of the season of 15s rugby. so our backline barely saw enough balls to play with and as u could guess... we ve got to do a lot of tackles to get balls in hoping for turnover.. well FELICITATION to singapore as they were well disciplined, structured and the most important well prepared !!!.. we managed to come back in the second half. their lineout jumpers really killed us and we lost lots of balls in the lineout.. even Pot and Simon which are normally excellent jumpers couldn t managed to guarantee our ball.

We malaysian should be inspired from singaporean' success as we do have a pool of talented players roaring in our national championship !!! we have a lot of tournament from club to state and to national team.

so i guarantee u that Malaysia will be back on the Asian rugby scene...

2004-12-05T14:25:00.000+08:00

muahaha

2004-12-05T14:14:00.000+08:00

hot dogs

a la fin de retour a kuala lumpur

2004-12-05T13:25:00.000+08:00

salut a tous,

je suis creve a mort..je m excuse a tous pour l ortho car je n ai pas envie de mettre des accents aux mots mis ici. le clavier n est pas tres symphatique pour pouvoir taper tous les accents.. ben alors tant pis!!

comme je vous avais dit..je suis parti presque une semaine dans la region au nord de la malaisie..en fait c est la region ou sont mes parents.. ca fait du bien de temps en temps de respirer chez soi. une petite ville symphatique qui s appelle Sungai Siput et la ca va faire marrer tous mes potes d etudes. bon ca..c est a raconter plus tard... il faut que vous me fassse rappele...je pense que tous les grammaires de mon post sont partis en couilles car ca fait un bail qd meme de ne pas vraiment ecrire en bon francais... je m en tape.. ca va revenir petit a petit.

ok... c bon les n importe quoi raconte ici... on va aller aux choses faites..

boulot
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j ai reussi a installer une disposition de reseau pour l ADSL utilisant wireless.. c est un projet da boite pour le gouvernement. en fait sans dire le nom de boite on devrait livrer dix milles sites de lycees le service de connexion au reseau pour l internet utilisant ADSL. mon equpe consiste generalement a fournir des solutions d architecture de reseau. c est ce que on appelle le planning de reseau. en fait ya des sites en difficultes ou les solution typiques ne marche pas et on devrait vraiment s en servir de nos cerveaux d appliquer des solutions qui marchent...

normalement j ai bien devie mon domaine. avant a SUPELEC je me suis specialise en AIE ( architecture d integration d electornique)..et aussi du RugBY..hahaahahahah la c mortel... en gros sans etre pretentieux je suis bien dedans dans l electornique..c est mon point fort. bon, qd je suis de retour en malaisie je fais du reseau.. ca change complement.. mais je commence a prendre le pied dans ce domaine... je vise a devenir parmi les meilleurs dans le pays... la l an prochain je vais passer mon CCNA et CCNP... il va me rester le gros morceau CCIE. ayant ca je vais devenir expert de telecom...

mon pays a vachement besoin plus de gens expert pour pouvoir rivaliser avec les autres. on a du pognons en malaisie et il nous rest a bien s en servir de nos ressources.

bordel
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balik dari kl, called my frenz for hangout mula ingat nak gi hardrock untuk just lepak lepak bagi melt taik telinga and then just realised most of them pi penang.. siot tol ...sebba this weekend penang 10s... aku tak pegi angkare kerje..frust ni...

takpe ade bnyk openhouse and plan nak kuar heppening.. ok saturday evening.. i went aith my frenz to ibiza club.. ade event organized by Magazine EH untuk 20 paling anggun..kire untuk vote 20 awek paling anggun kesimpulannye paling cun n mari laaa..muahahahah

OK laa eventnye tapi for sure awek mari mari ramai.. kali ni gi ngan kete boy sbb aku malas drive and mungkin pastu kuar hangout ngan chics mane mane yg sempat kiterang ajak. my frenz polish baik punye Bimmer dier... dok tune ingat nak heppening cow cow la katakan... but kiterang tak lepak lame lame...

called my fren sofia yg nyanyi kat melia hotel ngna grup baru nye... quite sad..tak kena laaa die nyanyi dlm grup tu but she look sad and not cheered up..lepak satu set jek..kiterang blah balik ...balik siotttttttttttttt.. terus jadi LOSER evening.... aku ngan boy dok tgk muke sam esendiri.. how can end up LOSER nite...

hahaahahahahah tu la silap plan n rasenye mlm tadi kiterang kene sumpah ngan sape sape... siot tolll..... oklaa this petang nak gi openhouse umah ieda.. opismate.. ajak adam skali. alla si adam flanker ensem NS wanderers... die ni sbenarnye masuk malajalah Eh dulu..empat 4 jejaka ensem rasenyeee..ahahahahaha

oklaaaaaaaaaa guysss calosss a dioss.. et bisous a toutes les jolies filles.

sayouf ( c est OuFF !! ) tu maksud die..sbb tu member french aku panggil aku camtu.. sbb ade sajer idea horny dulu mase gi party stadi kat france dulu. hahahaahahaha et jugak mase rugby training.

well well...

2004-11-30T10:10:00.000+08:00

Firstly, JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE to my mum... heeheheh nanti balik perak bring u cake.

WORK
ahh..putain bordel.. j ai une grosse semaine à passer. well today i m going to Semanggol, Perak as i will be setting up wireless for remote DSLAM at one of the sites. My project dateline dah lepas...skrang kene pressure by CEO ..derang risau plak tgk aku duduk kat opis jek.. so kene outstation gi install sume bende ni.. baru ni i went to pulau ketam to set up the DSLAM kat sane.. pening kepala at tha tislan woo..got people duduk sane tau..
just sent my assistant to johor for site surveys and perhaps for more sites in NS. quite challlenging.
ahhahaha je vais me faire m'enculer. rien de serieux..juste pour déconner.
c'est excellent ce boulot car tu fais un peu de tout... comment fais pêter un équipement de télécom et aussi pas mal de management. ya des challenges partout et pour des jeunes comme moi c'est superbe!!! mais malheureusement...... voir en bas

RUGBY

the ROyal Selangor CLub will be participating in the famous Penang 10s, one of the well known n famous 10s rugby tournament end of the year... damnnnn it's good for us becoz i'm in need of rugby. quite frustrated when MRU has decided not to send the 15s team to Hong Kong. Wanted to play and it will normally be one of the closing tournament for one of my best frenz Adam ( the hensem NSW flanker) hahahaha puji sket adam..nak temruntah sat. he wanted to retire actually..well a big clap for one of the most capped malaysian^player.. he s the fittest guy in malaysian rugby. suffering running behind him becoz kene chase him... that s why he should retire!!!! so young ruggers learn from him..he runs every morning at 6.30 am, ade home gym and run lagi waktu petang. not you even us the other players.. MRU told us that we didn't train enuff personally..so got to train more and build physically our strength..

but due to work committment, i will not be able to go for club training and even PENANG 10s.. so will give 100% support to the RSC squads going (Hot dogs and the colts). my other best frenz also couldn t go becoz he d injure dhimself during openhouse kat umah die.. hahahahaha si POT -hensem gak Staroba flanker)..siottt muji manjang today. best gileerrrr he n his gurlfren Kuza buat openhouse kat damansara.. makan beround round... meet lots of frenz n then by late evening frenz from Cobra dtg - malan, jumat, mat romli n faiz) dtg joinggg.... haahahahha sort of small gathering...

kaylaaa guys nanti sambung lagi...............

got to be MR INCREDIBLE..save the day..
allez à plus..bisous à toutes les jolies filles !!! kekekeke quel gros coquin...

sayouf ( given by my french mates)

ceremonie d'inauguration de mon petit blog !!!

2004-11-28T12:30:00.000+08:00

salut à tous,

on fait pêter la bouteille pour l'inauguration de mon blog... enfin j'ai créé un blog pour moi même.. çe la devrait être sympha et vachement interessant si cette fois je peux être discipliné de me mettre à raconter ce que j ai fait, je fait et je ferais...

putain bordel de merde, il faut remettre à dire en français car je ne veux pas perdre mon français.. je m'excuse avant tout à tous pour le "people" qui va peut être venir lire mon blog. il va y avoir plein de mots un peu grosses à mon avis mais c'est ça le français que je pratiquais en france..eheheh je deconnes....

OK... on arrête là... un, deux, trois................. boummmmmmmmmmm !!!! my blog is officially di rasmikan oleh saya à la fin.

SJO