2008 - Doggie Style

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the first guy.

"Well, not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it," replied his friend.

"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" asked the first guy.

"Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg; then she rolls over and plays dead."

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well yo people.. tetibe terase nak tulis sesikit kat blog ni.. dah lame tak ngarang...life quite hectic siot..sampai aku dah blank hingga tak tau nak buat ape skrang.. so dok blur n tak produktif sejak kebelakangan.. ibarat ilang the modjo kick.. muahahah

sebab itulaaaa.. kite perlu merujuk kepada yg maha Esa dan Maha berkuasa... untuk mencari ketenangan dan kekuatan.. penting betul.. dah tue tue camni baru prasan..

disewaktu kesusahan laa kit eperlu merujuk kepada Nya ..

mmg amat penting ...

hmmm.. post yg ni dulu laaa.. nanti aku sambung lagi.. tgk tu.. dah tokleh konsentret to blogg... korang pon nampak kan? hahahahahaah

cuci sawang n sampah sarap kat blog ini hahaah

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel you have on."After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. Confused but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps herself back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.When she returns to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?""It was Bob the next-door neighbor," she replies."Great," the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your stakeholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

WAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

oklaaa..aku akan start blog slow slow.. heheeheh..so start slow slow ngna joke ini

How To Be A Better Couple 10 steps to enjoying each other better...

1. Be realistic about each other. Don't try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials ! or treat ments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.

2. Always talk things out. Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.

3. Do stuff together . Make an effort to do things together. Do some sports or involve urselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccor with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if ur gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for "that sort of activities" instead. If u're spending more time with ur friends rather than with ur partner, it's a warning sign that u're drifting apart!!!

4. Meet each other halfway. If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the "The_Rock" print, u shouldn't kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep ur room tidy. There's gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway.

5.Show ur love Buy her flowers or candy or perfume everynow and then, even if u have been together for 5years. It's wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine's Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can't wear ( like for decoration purposes \u003d> ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while."


6. Respect each other. Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask urself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other's feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times.

7. Bury the past. Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don't bring up the happy things about u and ur ex to ur guy, it would jus make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don't talk about the happy times that u had with ur ex or mention about her in ur every other sentence as it would make ur gal feel un-happy and she might think that u saying all this b'cos u are gonna get back with ur ex or not interested in her anymore. < /P>

8. Sit on ur jealousy. All of us go thru' spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don't translate that insecurity into jealousy. If u're gonna go through ur partner's mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru' the relationship before finally killing it. Trust ur partner; love has to have trust in it.


9. Keep ur commitments to each other. If ur partner is standing u up all the time and cancelling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If u're in a relationship, make ur partner ur priority and don't disappoint them if u can help it. It's really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don't make promises u can't keep. If ur partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may jus lose him/her.


10. Be honest. Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say "be honest", we mean expressing ur feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When u're hurt, say so, and when u're angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can't be honest with ur partner, who can u be honest with? æ Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where no honesty exists probabl! y isn't worth it!

Yeehaa.. Rugby 6 NAtions 2007

Yeehaaa..

FRANCE menewaskan Ireland 20-17!!! try last minit by Stade Toulousain nye winger Vincent clerc...

ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!!

Sex Contest

There were two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they were in a bar arguing over which of them could have sex the most times in one night. They decided to settle the issue by going to the local brothel for the evening. So they got to the brothel, paired off with a couple of ladies, and went to their respective rooms. The white guy energetically had sex with his escort and reaching up with a pencil, marked a line on the wall. Then he fell asleep. He woke up in a couple of hours and had sex again, albeit a little less enthusiastically. Again, he reached back and marked a line on the wall. And again, he fell asleep. He woke up again in a couple of hours and lethargically had sex again. He drowsily marked a third line on the wall and fell asleep for the rest of the night. The next morning, the black guy barged into the white guy's room to see how he did. He took one look at the wall and exclaimed, "A hundred and eleven? Ah man!!! You beat me by three!"

... out of gaz ...

i m really in a bad shape ... out of gaz ...

n asyik tak sedap ati..tak penah canni...

Ya Allah..lindungilah hamba mu ini yg kerdil dan lemah ini

Akum semue,

Buat pertama kali seumur hidupku, hatiku resah dan tidak tenang... angkara teringat ex ku.. jadi terlampau risau n tidak senang hati.. seperti dibuat orang..

Buat pertama, aku seorang yg sgt penyimpan rahsia..bercerite segalanyaa dgn bonda dan ayahanda ku yg tersayang... ku luahkan perasaan dan kisah idopku dgn ex ku dulu..

alhamdulillah, ayah dan bonda memahami ku dan menyayangiku.. nasihatnyaa.. "kuatkan diri mu wahaai anakku...lawan perasaan mu... dan ingatlah serta pohon doa dari Yang Maha BErkuasa dan Menyayangi..

Telah sekian lama tidak ku membaca Surah Yasin.... kembali tenang sedikit jiwaku.. Ya Allah Tolnglahh hambamu yg sgt kerdil ini dan yg telah bnyk berdosa... tenagkanlaa jiwa hambamu ini.

Mengharap agar jiwaku tenang.. kerana jam 2.30 ptg nanti.. aku dgn adam akan membentangkan penyelesaian suatu projek yg bakal mengubah masa depan kami dan insya Allah dpt berbakti kepada umat Islam kembali.. Amin.

Terima kasih rakan rakan ku Adam, Syed, Razali, Fahmi, Azuddin, Zul dan Lameen...

abisss.. apa dah jadi wahai katak

huloss.. cam biasa di waktu malam ini, tgh buat keje sambil dok tgk citer drama melayu "ISTERIKU BOSSKU" ...wakkakakaak ni dah kene penyakit chics.. tgk citer melayu..oklaa, kire nasionalisma ni.. uuhuhuh

tapi masalahnye bile di tgh malam ni mesti berangan pasal kete.. kali ni plak angan mat jenis adalah KETE bernama VolksWagen Touareg.. wakakakakak .. mari mari sila lihat..

ok, agak bestlaa jugak citer ISTERIKU BOSSKU, abis kene buli noorkumalasari.. n satu lagi baru sedar die ni rupenyee ade lesung pipi.. dah terus turn on tgk noorkumalasari.. wakakakakakakakak..

nampak bagak, ganas n solid serte power ini touareg 4wd ini.. mueheheheheeh. sesuai untuk prop rugby hohhohh.. leh isi awek sebanyak 2 dozen dalam ni.. wakakakak.

klaa just for fun kan cakap mengarut..

wireless Mesh

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hmm, tgh perah otak n studying the best solution untuk Wireless Video surveillance as in malaysia NO ONE ever deployed this solution. been working on it with a malaysian network consultant and engineers from USA and indonesia (mat salleh laaa) .. if success.. hmmmmmmm ade biznes opportunity!!! yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

ahahaha leh pakai touareg.. kuikuikui...

k. sambung buat paper work serte study solutiooon.. yennay!!!!!!!!!!